I mind he had a letter in The Absolute Game about apostrophes with various examples of (mis)usage, the punchline of which was "The Sun is a fucking disgrace" and I liked the guy ever since.

One of the leaders was done for abduction earlier this year, previously famous for walking about Govanhill with his camera on his guard for folk carrying vegetables.

Oddball Burke is currently in a cell and on the hook for €180,000 in fines, took a while but the simple minded bigot couldn’t help himself, these bozos are from the same chlorine filled gene pool.

Living rent free (in your penalty area).

HT 2-0, tbf the St Johnstone fans have been singing regularly, though I can’t make out the words over the rustle of their Single Farm Payments applications.

And at least they got a mandate on the ballot paper.

there he is

I would take that group with Curacao replacing the USSR.

We watched it and speculated big Durie said to the Brazilian, “awright Ronaldo, how’s it hangin?” as he strolled on in his big jaiket amongst the immaculately coiffured.