Jonathan Browder
@jonathanbrowder.bsky.social
Imagine if Monica turns out to be only the second most politically impactful blowjob he's received in his life
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Imagine if Monica turns out to be only the second most politically impactful blowjob he's received in his life
This has the sound of a cruel exaggeration but it's just literally true
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This has the sound of a cruel exaggeration but it's just literally true
Yeah, this offends me only because Maker's isn't very good
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yeah, this offends me only because Maker's isn't very good
Phyllis Schlafly comes to mind
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Phyllis Schlafly comes to mind
It's so wild to convert, as an adult, to a branch of Christianity famous for having a main infallible guy and then continuously disagree with that guy
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's so wild to convert, as an adult, to a branch of Christianity famous for having a main infallible guy and then continuously disagree with that guy
A great aspect of this response is that the interviewer frames the question as "isn't it tough for you that all that stuff you said is out there" but J goes straight to talking about the fans it might hurt rather than himself
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A great aspect of this response is that the interviewer frames the question as "isn't it tough for you that all that stuff you said is out there" but J goes straight to talking about the fans it might hurt rather than himself
A leftist wished for an end to American global hegemony...
October 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A leftist wished for an end to American global hegemony...
My understanding is scientists have dosed them with the appropriate hormone and they will undergo metamorphosis into the adult form! They just don't ever produce that hormone naturally. So crazy
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My understanding is scientists have dosed them with the appropriate hormone and they will undergo metamorphosis into the adult form! They just don't ever produce that hormone naturally. So crazy
Dropping in the quote from her own lawyer saying just telling a story is "not proof or corroboration" while he's trying to cast doubt on a different woman's story was also pretty funny
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dropping in the quote from her own lawyer saying just telling a story is "not proof or corroboration" while he's trying to cast doubt on a different woman's story was also pretty funny
Might as well put "image accompanying post" as the alt text at that point
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Might as well put "image accompanying post" as the alt text at that point
Pundits are like "we should praise Lucy for so graciously holding the football for Charlie Brown, his reluctance to run and kick it is emblematic of the breakdown in our ability to civilly communicate"
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pundits are like "we should praise Lucy for so graciously holding the football for Charlie Brown, his reluctance to run and kick it is emblematic of the breakdown in our ability to civilly communicate"
I sometimes think you shouldn't be allowed to compute a p-value without a special license
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I sometimes think you shouldn't be allowed to compute a p-value without a special license
Some folks frame their arguments as if a positivist/materialist approach isn't just correct but self-evidently the only rational option
August 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some folks frame their arguments as if a positivist/materialist approach isn't just correct but self-evidently the only rational option
The picture on the left is so much cuter! You'd have to have babies not to think so, imo.
July 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The picture on the left is so much cuter! You'd have to have babies not to think so, imo.
If I hired a research assistant, the number of times they could just make something up out of whole cloth and confidently present it to me as fact before they got fired is 1. And I'd be pretty mad at anyone who recommended them to me too!
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I hired a research assistant, the number of times they could just make something up out of whole cloth and confidently present it to me as fact before they got fired is 1. And I'd be pretty mad at anyone who recommended them to me too!
Depends if he's a muscular man who's nude or a nude man who's muscular
June 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Depends if he's a muscular man who's nude or a nude man who's muscular
I always think of the description of wicked men in Proverbs 2:12-15, especially "they delight in doing wrong and the perverseness of evil". Like these people really do seem to delight in it!
May 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I always think of the description of wicked men in Proverbs 2:12-15, especially "they delight in doing wrong and the perverseness of evil". Like these people really do seem to delight in it!
Also of understanding the difference between a factual statement about the law and a normative statement
May 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also of understanding the difference between a factual statement about the law and a normative statement
Did they imagine McDonald's was doing DEI because of commitment to their deep principles??
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Did they imagine McDonald's was doing DEI because of commitment to their deep principles??
The sign of any great breakthrough: boosters explaining that you're wrong that it sucks, and if you don't get on board you'll get left behind.
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The sign of any great breakthrough: boosters explaining that you're wrong that it sucks, and if you don't get on board you'll get left behind.
Embarrassed to admit I got mad at a sweater over the weekend
May 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Embarrassed to admit I got mad at a sweater over the weekend
My two year old is in his crib going to sleep and I can hear him on the baby monitor singing twinkle twinkle little star to himself
May 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My two year old is in his crib going to sleep and I can hear him on the baby monitor singing twinkle twinkle little star to himself
Bathamel: sex pest history prof with anger issues
Ishamael: edgelord "philosopher" too enamoured of his own ideas to see the flaws
Ishamael: edgelord "philosopher" too enamoured of his own ideas to see the flaws
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Bathamel: sex pest history prof with anger issues
Ishamael: edgelord "philosopher" too enamoured of his own ideas to see the flaws
Ishamael: edgelord "philosopher" too enamoured of his own ideas to see the flaws