John Z
@johnzsays.bsky.social
Hoping to find a new home for my Brain vomit
Oh my god I thought these were Jeopardy! Reruns… Twin Brother? A previous champions twin brother??!!??!
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh my god I thought these were Jeopardy! Reruns… Twin Brother? A previous champions twin brother??!!??!
What annoys the hell out of me is NJM commercials. Instead of just having a single jingle or mascot, they have just as many commercials as other insurance but then have to creatively make a fake new mascot or jingle each commercial which in my opinion is an even bigger waste of resources.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What annoys the hell out of me is NJM commercials. Instead of just having a single jingle or mascot, they have just as many commercials as other insurance but then have to creatively make a fake new mascot or jingle each commercial which in my opinion is an even bigger waste of resources.
Look, I hate Philly as much as the next yinzer and is guilty of shit talking his debut, but Gritty must be protected at all costs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Look, I hate Philly as much as the next yinzer and is guilty of shit talking his debut, but Gritty must be protected at all costs.
Imagine being a father who wanted to divorce his wife because you’re Christian and wanted to sleep with other people. Then telling your 6 year old you don’t have enough money for food because bills are a lot. Also you’re in your 30s and work part time at McDonald’s.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Imagine being a father who wanted to divorce his wife because you’re Christian and wanted to sleep with other people. Then telling your 6 year old you don’t have enough money for food because bills are a lot. Also you’re in your 30s and work part time at McDonald’s.
Imagine getting murdered because you cannot stop saying, “yeah baby!” Like Austin powers to your wife for a whole afternoon
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Imagine getting murdered because you cannot stop saying, “yeah baby!” Like Austin powers to your wife for a whole afternoon
I’m just browsing for fun and seriously brembo front brakes only???!! Why the fuck even bother that’s just weird and like what? #shrinkflation
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m just browsing for fun and seriously brembo front brakes only???!! Why the fuck even bother that’s just weird and like what? #shrinkflation
Max Starks wildin with that Johnny Cochran line
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Max Starks wildin with that Johnny Cochran line
How to properly use parsley in a meal.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How to properly use parsley in a meal.
Movie pitch: a dark comedy called ‘Rudy’ about the rise and fall of Rudy Giuliani. Following through all his achievements and missteps. Who would play him? Do we even go DDL or Bale insane person route? Or do we do hotness that is Glen Powell who couldn’t be hotter? Rob McElhenney.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Movie pitch: a dark comedy called ‘Rudy’ about the rise and fall of Rudy Giuliani. Following through all his achievements and missteps. Who would play him? Do we even go DDL or Bale insane person route? Or do we do hotness that is Glen Powell who couldn’t be hotter? Rob McElhenney.
You can just say MVP
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You can just say MVP
I spent the last 1/2 hour watching frog videos of wearing various hats. When I spend my time, I make sure it’s well spent
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I spent the last 1/2 hour watching frog videos of wearing various hats. When I spend my time, I make sure it’s well spent
Oh what’s an unreasonable pet peeve asked no one? That Limewire has a generation thinking the song Better Days by Citizen King was done by Sublime. Why do I care, again asked by no souls? They opened for Smash Mouth for my first concert. My mom won free tickets calling into B94.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh what’s an unreasonable pet peeve asked no one? That Limewire has a generation thinking the song Better Days by Citizen King was done by Sublime. Why do I care, again asked by no souls? They opened for Smash Mouth for my first concert. My mom won free tickets calling into B94.
Another reason I prefer self checkout is that I don’t panic over explain that I can’t to sign up to their card because I’ve had several credit checks for loans to get my roof replaced and I don’t think I’ll get approved for their card or the loan at the same time, when I could have just said no
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Another reason I prefer self checkout is that I don’t panic over explain that I can’t to sign up to their card because I’ve had several credit checks for loans to get my roof replaced and I don’t think I’ll get approved for their card or the loan at the same time, when I could have just said no
On what planet is Penn State in this game at halftime. I swear if they upset I’ll lowkey be mad about it.
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
On what planet is Penn State in this game at halftime. I swear if they upset I’ll lowkey be mad about it.
In my over a decade of office job life, I’ve never dropped my earbuds into my coffee. Today, that changes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In my over a decade of office job life, I’ve never dropped my earbuds into my coffee. Today, that changes.
If there are any probono fiverr witches out there, I just want to put out in the universe to curse all of my enemies with saying “you too” to every server and host and flight concierge in perpetuity. Thank you and may your power bring your coven strength.
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If there are any probono fiverr witches out there, I just want to put out in the universe to curse all of my enemies with saying “you too” to every server and host and flight concierge in perpetuity. Thank you and may your power bring your coven strength.
Typical pens flyers ass game. Bunch of weird shit followed by a bunch of gooning at the end and a loss.
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Typical pens flyers ass game. Bunch of weird shit followed by a bunch of gooning at the end and a loss.
HOW IN TBE FUCK IS THIS BASEBALL GAME STILL GOING
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
HOW IN TBE FUCK IS THIS BASEBALL GAME STILL GOING
Fkn Uvalde police defense this 2nd half
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fkn Uvalde police defense this 2nd half
Having Jay Glazer stand next to all those other men over 6’3” is diabolical producing
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Having Jay Glazer stand next to all those other men over 6’3” is diabolical producing
How many iron city’s would it take to get a black hole drunk?
October 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How many iron city’s would it take to get a black hole drunk?
I’m surprised I don’t see Kevin Hart every other weekend at my house soliciting for The Latter Day Saints
September 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m surprised I don’t see Kevin Hart every other weekend at my house soliciting for The Latter Day Saints
Taylor Swift-MaAuto has a nice ring to it
August 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Taylor Swift-MaAuto has a nice ring to it