Thank you! If I hadn’t become an academic, I think I’d be a baker.

You can identify all my neuroses by looking at how I make a pie.

Much better than Goonenstein.

They looked horrified at what I said, but to their credit they were polite from them on and apologized. I also apologized (unfortunately this is my M.O.) saying, “I’m sure I came off a bit obnoxious, so sorry about that.”

I’m playing a lot of solitaire on my phone and the fall leaves are really popping off. Our Japanese red maple just turned vibrant red! My local coffee shop is dog friendly and if I go there for 2 hours I get to meet about a dozen pups.

Homophobic (time)

Maybe we don’t need to listen to the filmmaker who used blackface and Civil War & Reconstruction revisionism (& Christo-fascism) to glorify the Ku Klux Klan. Call me crazy; what do I know?

Pope: “Perhaps we could bear in mind the words of David W. Griffith, one of the great pioneers of the seventh art. He once said, ‘What the modern movie lacks is beauty, the beauty of the moving wind in the trees.’“

John: “Or perhaps not.”

The Pope also cited DW Griffith in the same speech. Guess we’re un-canceling one of the most racist filmmakers of all time.

I asked my partner the same question and he responded verbatim: “Isn’t that a hockey thing?” My heart is full. My guy gets me.

Everyone he asked this question to after me answered correctly so it was determined I may not be a gay man any more. Sorry, team! My parents are going to be so excited.

Real?

This is why gyms need to bring back Bradley poles. The original “meat” cute.

LOL; Democrats are feckless losers.