Johnny Bramblethorn
@johnnybramblethorn.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, Musician, Cook, Gardner, Dungeons and Dragons player, and Book lover. DMs okay as long as they run a good game.
Advice: "If you get a choice between more time or more money, take the time. You can always make more money, but not time.
Advice: "If you get a choice between more time or more money, take the time. You can always make more money, but not time.
MAGA in a nutshell: Goes into a restaurant and orders a shit sandwich right off the menu where it clearly says dog shit on white bread.
The wait staff brings out their sandwich and they say, "I didn't order this."
Yes, yes you did. Worse you ordered it for the whole restaurant.
The wait staff brings out their sandwich and they say, "I didn't order this."
Yes, yes you did. Worse you ordered it for the whole restaurant.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MAGA in a nutshell: Goes into a restaurant and orders a shit sandwich right off the menu where it clearly says dog shit on white bread.
The wait staff brings out their sandwich and they say, "I didn't order this."
Yes, yes you did. Worse you ordered it for the whole restaurant.
The wait staff brings out their sandwich and they say, "I didn't order this."
Yes, yes you did. Worse you ordered it for the whole restaurant.
It kills me that they go on and on about low birth rates while trying to repeal the 14th amendment.
That just tells that they're being awfully picky about the color of babies that could improve those same birth rates.
Racist pricks, every God damned one of them.
That just tells that they're being awfully picky about the color of babies that could improve those same birth rates.
Racist pricks, every God damned one of them.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It kills me that they go on and on about low birth rates while trying to repeal the 14th amendment.
That just tells that they're being awfully picky about the color of babies that could improve those same birth rates.
Racist pricks, every God damned one of them.
That just tells that they're being awfully picky about the color of babies that could improve those same birth rates.
Racist pricks, every God damned one of them.
Plan on? Those assholes already are.
Also, love the Obi Juan handle.
Also, love the Obi Juan handle.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Plan on? Those assholes already are.
Also, love the Obi Juan handle.
Also, love the Obi Juan handle.
Is there a big overlap of Trump supporters and Warhammer 40k players? Do they think they're part of The Imperium?
That looks like the cheesiest space marine in history.
That looks like the cheesiest space marine in history.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Is there a big overlap of Trump supporters and Warhammer 40k players? Do they think they're part of The Imperium?
That looks like the cheesiest space marine in history.
That looks like the cheesiest space marine in history.
Your responsibility when you vote, is to vote for the best possible outcome. It will never be the perfect outcome.
If all that's offered is Spam and dog shit, you take the Spam. Every God damn time, even if you don't like Spam.
Mediocre is objectively better than terrible.
If all that's offered is Spam and dog shit, you take the Spam. Every God damn time, even if you don't like Spam.
Mediocre is objectively better than terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Your responsibility when you vote, is to vote for the best possible outcome. It will never be the perfect outcome.
If all that's offered is Spam and dog shit, you take the Spam. Every God damn time, even if you don't like Spam.
Mediocre is objectively better than terrible.
If all that's offered is Spam and dog shit, you take the Spam. Every God damn time, even if you don't like Spam.
Mediocre is objectively better than terrible.
You can get anything you want.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You can get anything you want.
America's GOP, they're fascistly seditious.
lucky charms cereal is advertised in a cartoon
ALT: lucky charms cereal is advertised in a cartoon
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
America's GOP, they're fascistly seditious.
From IKEA?
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
From IKEA?
hell of the way? We shouldn't have to wrestle power away from them. They had their chance and they failed. They need to sit down and shut the fuck up.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
hell of the way? We shouldn't have to wrestle power away from them. They had their chance and they failed. They need to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Gen X, I work with the tail end of Gen Z and Gen Alfa. At least once a year they get the "Don't let old people make all the decisions." speech. Why class? Why shouldn't you allow that? Because they, the old people, won't be alive to live with the consequences.
Why aren't Boomers getting the
Why aren't Boomers getting the
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Gen X, I work with the tail end of Gen Z and Gen Alfa. At least once a year they get the "Don't let old people make all the decisions." speech. Why class? Why shouldn't you allow that? Because they, the old people, won't be alive to live with the consequences.
Why aren't Boomers getting the
Why aren't Boomers getting the
The bags are coveted by table top RPG players, best dice bags ever.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The bags are coveted by table top RPG players, best dice bags ever.
McDonald's Impact Summit?
The jokes write themselves.
The jokes write themselves.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
McDonald's Impact Summit?
The jokes write themselves.
The jokes write themselves.
Had she been president and done nothing at all for all four years she'd still be a better president than him.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Had she been president and done nothing at all for all four years she'd still be a better president than him.
I'd feel a hell of a lot safer around this gentleman than I would around a lot of cops.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'd feel a hell of a lot safer around this gentleman than I would around a lot of cops.
I was old enough and did vote for him. If he did anything he gets prosecuted just like anybody else. They can share a cell, Trump deserves a Bubba.
I vote Democrat because mediocre beats terrible every time, not because I think the Democrats are all that great. It's more pragmatism than loyalty.
I vote Democrat because mediocre beats terrible every time, not because I think the Democrats are all that great. It's more pragmatism than loyalty.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was old enough and did vote for him. If he did anything he gets prosecuted just like anybody else. They can share a cell, Trump deserves a Bubba.
I vote Democrat because mediocre beats terrible every time, not because I think the Democrats are all that great. It's more pragmatism than loyalty.
I vote Democrat because mediocre beats terrible every time, not because I think the Democrats are all that great. It's more pragmatism than loyalty.
It's basically the "Red Scare" all over again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's basically the "Red Scare" all over again.
Sure, my neighbor took that stupid fucking flag down, I still won't forget that they're assholes.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sure, my neighbor took that stupid fucking flag down, I still won't forget that they're assholes.
Mike Johnson = Cuckleberry Hound
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Mike Johnson = Cuckleberry Hound
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November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Love #5. With digital music we don't do that enough and we're spiritually poorer for it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Love #5. With digital music we don't do that enough and we're spiritually poorer for it.
I love stuff like this. Reminds me of The Hu.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love stuff like this. Reminds me of The Hu.
Mike Johnson= Cuckleberry Hound.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mike Johnson= Cuckleberry Hound.
I don't know if this is true, so take it with a grain of salt.
In some European countries you take out multigenerational loans to buy property.
Let's not go there. 30 years is already too much
In some European countries you take out multigenerational loans to buy property.
Let's not go there. 30 years is already too much
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't know if this is true, so take it with a grain of salt.
In some European countries you take out multigenerational loans to buy property.
Let's not go there. 30 years is already too much
In some European countries you take out multigenerational loans to buy property.
Let's not go there. 30 years is already too much
I would love to see him get booed so hard that he loses his shit and has a meltdown in real time.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I would love to see him get booed so hard that he loses his shit and has a meltdown in real time.