JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
JohnCraig of Earth 123488.23497 / Eternally tired. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Punk.
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JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
For posterity, that was the most viral Tweet I had.
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favorite thing in the world right now is the person on fb posting cow tools edits to the general Far Side groups and riling up the masses
December 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
favorite thing in the world right now is the person on fb posting cow tools edits to the general Far Side groups and riling up the masses
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In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
BASH: If ICE says it doesn't arrest US citizens, why do we keep seeing incidents of them aggressively pursuing citizens?
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
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these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
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AI dipshits always pretending like their prompts are very very Creative
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
AI dipshits always pretending like their prompts are very very Creative
Wild Zero is playing in the TV at this bar, and they’re NOT playing the drinking game version
(That’s smart, as no one needs to be draining their drinks that quickly)
(That’s smart, as no one needs to be draining their drinks that quickly)
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Wild Zero is playing in the TV at this bar, and they’re NOT playing the drinking game version
(That’s smart, as no one needs to be draining their drinks that quickly)
(That’s smart, as no one needs to be draining their drinks that quickly)
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Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
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This is the energy we need from everyone
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the energy we need from everyone
quote with your model of masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
quote with your model of masculinity
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
Perfectly normal behavior for a government official to take requests like this
And Christians? These are the people representing you. You should probably denounce them and their actions. Loudly, and repeatedly
And Christians? These are the people representing you. You should probably denounce them and their actions. Loudly, and repeatedly
The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Perfectly normal behavior for a government official to take requests like this
And Christians? These are the people representing you. You should probably denounce them and their actions. Loudly, and repeatedly
And Christians? These are the people representing you. You should probably denounce them and their actions. Loudly, and repeatedly
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This fucking country. I'm not surprised, just depressed.
How the dollar-store industry overcharges cash-strapped customers while promising low prices
A Guardian investigation reveals Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices – charging more at checkout for everything from frying pans to Frosted Flakes
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This fucking country. I'm not surprised, just depressed.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
So a post from almost a decade ago was flagged for nudity because it shows a cartoon butt? *sigh*
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
So a post from almost a decade ago was flagged for nudity because it shows a cartoon butt? *sigh*
There’s a reason Sam Vimes is one of my favorite fictional characters. The cynicism while still hoping for and working towards a better city just speaks to me
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There’s a reason Sam Vimes is one of my favorite fictional characters. The cynicism while still hoping for and working towards a better city just speaks to me
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The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m just terminally online and seeing these dog whistles where maybe I shouldn’t.
And then this type of thing pops up and I feel like they’re just screaming it to the world and the general public doesn’t give a shit
And then this type of thing pops up and I feel like they’re just screaming it to the world and the general public doesn’t give a shit
They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing.
This is who MAGA is now.
This is who MAGA is now.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I’m just terminally online and seeing these dog whistles where maybe I shouldn’t.
And then this type of thing pops up and I feel like they’re just screaming it to the world and the general public doesn’t give a shit
And then this type of thing pops up and I feel like they’re just screaming it to the world and the general public doesn’t give a shit