Johnna Matook
@johnnatries.bsky.social
romance writer + reader
currently QUERYING
all spelling errors are my own
she/her
https://linktr.ee/johnnatries
currently QUERYING
all spelling errors are my own
she/her
https://linktr.ee/johnnatries
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Johnna Matook
@johnnatries.bsky.social
· Feb 13
A burnt out teacher must fake date her co-worker in exchange for help winning the Teacher of the Year cash-prize so she can finally quit her job;when she falls for him, she realizes if she admits her feelings she'll risk not only losing him, but freedom from the classroom. #querying #smoochpit
don't have to tell me twice!!
Did you know that horny Christmas novella season officially begins TODAY? You didn’t???? Well, what are you waiting for, go read this one!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4CYBGV...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4CYBGV...
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
don't have to tell me twice!!
guys i am COOKING with my holiday shopping this year
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
guys i am COOKING with my holiday shopping this year
I was approved for a Berkley title on netgalley. today is literally historic (SUNK IN LOVE by HEATHER MCBREEN)
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was approved for a Berkley title on netgalley. today is literally historic (SUNK IN LOVE by HEATHER MCBREEN)
open.substack.com/pub/johnnatr...
go read my queried but professionally unedited and now shelved manuscript on wattpad (lmao)
go read my queried but professionally unedited and now shelved manuscript on wattpad (lmao)
Love and Other Words x Tis the Damn Season x The Family Stone
my shelved manuscript I posted to wattpad and now posting here
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
open.substack.com/pub/johnnatr...
go read my queried but professionally unedited and now shelved manuscript on wattpad (lmao)
go read my queried but professionally unedited and now shelved manuscript on wattpad (lmao)
if you shop at UGG for a friend or family member this christmas, JSYK, they offer a community heroes and college student discount. This includes educators, first responders, medicial professionals and military. Link here: www.ugg.com/promos-coupo...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
if you shop at UGG for a friend or family member this christmas, JSYK, they offer a community heroes and college student discount. This includes educators, first responders, medicial professionals and military. Link here: www.ugg.com/promos-coupo...
Question for people with vinyls: Why do my (specifcially taylor swift) vinyls all sound high pitch? the setting and speed is accurate, I triple checked. My other vinyls are fine but my taylor ones are slightly off...
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Question for people with vinyls: Why do my (specifcially taylor swift) vinyls all sound high pitch? the setting and speed is accurate, I triple checked. My other vinyls are fine but my taylor ones are slightly off...
LMAO i love you!!!
Agents, @johnnatries.bsky.social‘s 0 draft made me laugh out loud and yearn for a fictional man I’d met 3 seconds earlier. Just imagine how lovely her final drafts are! (Teacher of the Year is one of my fave reads in 2025)
Appreciation post for the lovely and awesome @elliemayauthor.bsky.social for looking at my messy 0 draft and incomplete blurb and giving me ideas that make me feel like "okay, i can DO this!"
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
LMAO i love you!!!
Appreciation post for the lovely and awesome @elliemayauthor.bsky.social for looking at my messy 0 draft and incomplete blurb and giving me ideas that make me feel like "okay, i can DO this!"
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Appreciation post for the lovely and awesome @elliemayauthor.bsky.social for looking at my messy 0 draft and incomplete blurb and giving me ideas that make me feel like "okay, i can DO this!"
happy last day of baseball. a very bittersweet day
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
happy last day of baseball. a very bittersweet day
hit 30k baby, happy halloweennnnnn!!! let's get a jays win, please
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hit 30k baby, happy halloweennnnnn!!! let's get a jays win, please
i just broke 100 pages on my wip!
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i just broke 100 pages on my wip!
can't wait to see the movie adaption of the louvre getting robbed (oceans 14)
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
can't wait to see the movie adaption of the louvre getting robbed (oceans 14)
Reposted by Johnna Matook
it’s the jays, the jays is your horse
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
it’s the jays, the jays is your horse
go jays or dodgers idk i don't have a horse in this race
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
go jays or dodgers idk i don't have a horse in this race
i need to buy this book NOW <3 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/740730...
Kareem Between by Shifa Saltagi Safadi: 9780593699287 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
**WINNER of the NATIONAL BOOK AWARD for Young People's Literature** This heartfelt coming-of-age novel in verse tells the powerful story of a seventh-grade Syrian American boy and his struggles, big ...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i need to buy this book NOW <3 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/740730...
how does soft serve have a taste? and why would you want something to smell like a cinnamon sugar pretzel and a cookie all in one candle? just make two different candles
bath and body works candles called "cereal milk soft serve" and "cinnamon sugar pretzel cookie" sounds like they're just picking words at random
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
how does soft serve have a taste? and why would you want something to smell like a cinnamon sugar pretzel and a cookie all in one candle? just make two different candles
bath and body works candles called "cereal milk soft serve" and "cinnamon sugar pretzel cookie" sounds like they're just picking words at random
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
bath and body works candles called "cereal milk soft serve" and "cinnamon sugar pretzel cookie" sounds like they're just picking words at random
A little bummed to see the detroit tigers lose; however whenever the mariners win you have to stream MY OH MY by Mackelmore. I make the rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNQ...
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - My Oh My (Official Video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
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October 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A little bummed to see the detroit tigers lose; however whenever the mariners win you have to stream MY OH MY by Mackelmore. I make the rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNQ...
topher grace kinda has a chokehold on me ngl
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
topher grace kinda has a chokehold on me ngl
today i was like "we're cooking but we're not cooked" and my student was like "stop using slang from this generation" well GOooOOooOOoLLlLLlLllY GEE
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
today i was like "we're cooking but we're not cooked" and my student was like "stop using slang from this generation" well GOooOOooOOoLLlLLlLllY GEE
I had to go see about a girl.
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October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this didn't age how i hoped!
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October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this didn't age how i hoped!
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October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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