John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Maybe you could end up helping Oscar De La Hoya or Yosemite or Astro or Taffy.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Maybe you could end up helping Oscar De La Hoya or Yosemite or Astro or Taffy.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
I’m always going on about how great it is to foster rescue dogs. The org we work with, The Bond Between, is having a foster open house today, 12-2pm at their Minnetonka HQ. Learn about fostering (which is free), meet some dogs in need of care.
5959 Baker Rd, #390
Minnetonka, MN 55345
5959 Baker Rd, #390
Minnetonka, MN 55345
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m always going on about how great it is to foster rescue dogs. The org we work with, The Bond Between, is having a foster open house today, 12-2pm at their Minnetonka HQ. Learn about fostering (which is free), meet some dogs in need of care.
5959 Baker Rd, #390
Minnetonka, MN 55345
5959 Baker Rd, #390
Minnetonka, MN 55345
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
The Professor had a stressful stretch of not being right next to me and frankly he’s exhausted.
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Professor had a stressful stretch of not being right next to me and frankly he’s exhausted.
Finding selections from the big book in the news to share with the memoir class I'm teaching.
Message: you may not be a world class memoirist yet, but you're *already* better than someone.
Message: you may not be a world class memoirist yet, but you're *already* better than someone.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Finding selections from the big book in the news to share with the memoir class I'm teaching.
Message: you may not be a world class memoirist yet, but you're *already* better than someone.
Message: you may not be a world class memoirist yet, but you're *already* better than someone.
Twin Cities! The Bond Between is absolutely full up with puppies and adult dogs in need of foster homes. Without more foster homes, they won’t be able to save all the dogs they otherwise could.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Twin Cities! The Bond Between is absolutely full up with puppies and adult dogs in need of foster homes. Without more foster homes, they won’t be able to save all the dogs they otherwise could.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
Why the hell do they keep complaining about Minnesota and saying horrible things about our governor and our Somali friends?
We’re freakin’ Minnesota.
Everyone else should think about us once or twice a year, tops.
Leave us alone.
We have a quarterback situation to worry about.
We’re freakin’ Minnesota.
Everyone else should think about us once or twice a year, tops.
Leave us alone.
We have a quarterback situation to worry about.
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why the hell do they keep complaining about Minnesota and saying horrible things about our governor and our Somali friends?
We’re freakin’ Minnesota.
Everyone else should think about us once or twice a year, tops.
Leave us alone.
We have a quarterback situation to worry about.
We’re freakin’ Minnesota.
Everyone else should think about us once or twice a year, tops.
Leave us alone.
We have a quarterback situation to worry about.
I should warn you that if you adopt The Professor you get a dog that likes to sit in your lap while you work and nuzzle his nose into your armpit and fall asleep. So your productivity may suffer.
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I should warn you that if you adopt The Professor you get a dog that likes to sit in your lap while you work and nuzzle his nose into your armpit and fall asleep. So your productivity may suffer.
He’s just a visiting lecturer at our house but he’s available for tenure next week to anyone wanting to recruit him for their faculty.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
He’s just a visiting lecturer at our house but he’s available for tenure next week to anyone wanting to recruit him for their faculty.
My daughter thinks when The Professor, our foster dog, “does his business”, we should refer to it as “he’s grading papers” or “he’s preparing lecture notes.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My daughter thinks when The Professor, our foster dog, “does his business”, we should refer to it as “he’s grading papers” or “he’s preparing lecture notes.”
The Professor, our new foster dog, likes to hang around with me, on the couch or in the studio. He’s a little guy, doesn’t shed, stupidly long tail.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Professor, our new foster dog, likes to hang around with me, on the couch or in the studio. He’s a little guy, doesn’t shed, stupidly long tail.
Good boy, The Professor.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Good boy, The Professor.
Our family’s foster dog adventure continues with The Professor, an 8mo possibly chihuahua mixed with… something. Trembled when I got him, slept all the way home, now up and playing. Total lap dog.
And it’s not Professor. It’s always The Professor. As in, “Here, The Professor! Good The Professor!”
And it’s not Professor. It’s always The Professor. As in, “Here, The Professor! Good The Professor!”
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Our family’s foster dog adventure continues with The Professor, an 8mo possibly chihuahua mixed with… something. Trembled when I got him, slept all the way home, now up and playing. Total lap dog.
And it’s not Professor. It’s always The Professor. As in, “Here, The Professor! Good The Professor!”
And it’s not Professor. It’s always The Professor. As in, “Here, The Professor! Good The Professor!”
“Seriously, one of you took my folded up pieces of paper and I want to know who. They were mostly white but one was blue. Folded up. Come on, just give them back. I won’t be mad.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Seriously, one of you took my folded up pieces of paper and I want to know who. They were mostly white but one was blue. Folded up. Come on, just give them back. I won’t be mad.”
Whole bunch of puppies that need foster homes, including Ariel, whom I suspect of being, in fact, a guinea pig.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Whole bunch of puppies that need foster homes, including Ariel, whom I suspect of being, in fact, a guinea pig.
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs
I think he’s running out of ideas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I think he’s running out of ideas.