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John Luc
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Nerd. Author. Editor for hire. Genderqueer transman. Pansexual and queer. ENM, BDSM, ADHD, ASD, PTSD, and some other fun acronyms.
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Remember: LGBTQIA+ means family. Family means no one gets left behind.
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December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just the tip? Or can I roll this joke out all the way?

#joke #DadJoke #puns #condom #JustTheTip
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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One of the biggest drivers of high housing costs is that a small, highly motivated group of incumbent homeowners block new housing in their neighborhoods and almost no one is organized to push back.

Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.

Be a housing fan.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Please watch this video.

"Three Star U.S. Army Lieutenant General Russel Honoré (ret) delivers an unflinching warning about the state of American democracy and what it means when politicians talk about deploying troops against U.S. citizens."
America, We in Some Deep S-H-I-T Warns Three Star General Honoré
YouTube video by Freedom Watch Media
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line!

Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.

Listen to what they had to say.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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BREAKING: The December 8-9 evidentiary hearing for vindictive and selective prosecution in the Abrego case has been CANCELLED. Previously, Abrego's attorney filed a motion to dismiss without the evidentiary hearing over the news about Costa Rica. A sealed order was filed yesterday.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gas prices haven’t gone down in ages and… well… 😔

#joke #DadJoke #puns #GasPrices #gotcha
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No one saw him coming. Because he didn’t.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #head #innuendo
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Remember that time Nancy rappelled from a Blackhawk helicopter into a Chicago apartment building and dragged dozens of innocent people into the street naked at gun point? Remember? Yeah, me neither, Greg, you complete dipshit.
Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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However bad the dysphoria I feel about my sexed anatomy, I push against the tendency to indulge misogynist language about it.

It's an easy shortcut to perceived 'masculinity' but I don't want to be the kind of guy who talks about female anatomy with disrespect, even if mine causes me distress.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This joke took a lot of improv. I’ll bet Paul McCartney would have Winged it.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #PaulMcCartney #improv
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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TikTok video by pinkberryGA
www.tiktok.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I really went to bat for this vampire joke.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #vampire #bat
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Thank you to those philanthropists,but it shouldn't be necessary to do this. The impacts of the federal shutdown will continue to ripple.
opb.org OPB @opb.org · 9d
Last month, Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek sent $5 million to food banks during the shutdown, plus $1 million to the state’s tribes. The governor recently announced that philanthropic donors have matched that $6 million.
Private Oregon donors pitch in after SNAP crisis highlighted food insecurity
SNAP crisis highlighted food insecurity in Oregon; private donors pitch in
www.opb.org
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This joke Always needs some Kotext or someone will behavelike a Diva.

#DadJoke #joke #puns #menstrual #bard
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My bird’s favorite band was Hootie and the Blowfish.

#joke #DadJoke #puns #owls #falconry
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This joke is pure gold. Ore is it?

#joke #DadJoke #puns #gold #nonbinary
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My sister got me a tiny little turtle dragon and I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS 🥰

#dragon #turtle #cute #toy #gifts
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today I diagnosed and fixed my car. May not seem like a big deal for some, but for me it was a major win. After years of gaslighting from older adults, this made me feel more confident in myself.

Don’t worry, I added a #DadJoke.

#CarRepair #Adulting #puns #joke
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else?

What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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We’re excited to see everyone at the Remove the Regime main rally today in Washington, D.C.! It kicks off at 12:00 PM at the Lincoln Memorial, followed by a march on Washington, with headlining speakers and live performances from Dropkick Murphys and Earth to Eve!
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Huh. Lasts for 90 days too.
The US has issued a new NOTAM (Notice to Air Missions) for the entire Venezuelan Flight Information Region, advising of a hazardous security environment amid worsening conditions and heightened military activity in and around Venezuela.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This joke might fly over someone’s head.

#joke #DadJokes #puns #insects #flies
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve gnome this for years—did YOU?

#jokes #DadJokes #puns #gnome #folklore
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM