John Bonazzo
@johnbonazzo.bsky.social
Copy editor and writer. Formerly Finn Partners, New York Observer. Fordham grad, CT native, theater and film lover. He/him
So is the structure of the title song
“We’re ONE of a kind no category
TWO many years lost in his story
We’re THREE (free) to take our crowning glory
FOUR FIVE more minutes we’re SIX”
“We’re ONE of a kind no category
TWO many years lost in his story
We’re THREE (free) to take our crowning glory
FOUR FIVE more minutes we’re SIX”
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So is the structure of the title song
“We’re ONE of a kind no category
TWO many years lost in his story
We’re THREE (free) to take our crowning glory
FOUR FIVE more minutes we’re SIX”
“We’re ONE of a kind no category
TWO many years lost in his story
We’re THREE (free) to take our crowning glory
FOUR FIVE more minutes we’re SIX”
“You think this bothers me? I watch Fox News all day.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“You think this bothers me? I watch Fox News all day.”
“Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again” on acoustic guitar
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again” on acoustic guitar
Pozzo-tively weighted
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pozzo-tively weighted
This counts as porn for the elderly church ladies
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This counts as porn for the elderly church ladies
(Trump) Tower Heist
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
(Trump) Tower Heist
Put down the laptop Ryan, no one needs a Sarah Paulson felching scene
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Put down the laptop Ryan, no one needs a Sarah Paulson felching scene
John Lindsay as The Wizard www.reuters.com/article/busi...
www.reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
John Lindsay as The Wizard www.reuters.com/article/busi...
And they didn’t have to search every independent theater in the tristate area to see when the new Knives Out movie would be in theaters for two seconds
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And they didn’t have to search every independent theater in the tristate area to see when the new Knives Out movie would be in theaters for two seconds
Same with the Cort/Jones, which people can magically find when Denzel, Daniel Radcliffe, and Larry David are in residence
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Same with the Cort/Jones, which people can magically find when Denzel, Daniel Radcliffe, and Larry David are in residence
“I was mean about Jonathan Larson online”
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“I was mean about Jonathan Larson online”
Highest ranking on the Likert scale for cereal: “They’re grrreat!”
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Highest ranking on the Likert scale for cereal: “They’re grrreat!”
“Check out my new piece n+1,” but it’s not the literary magazine it’s a new polling scale
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Check out my new piece n+1,” but it’s not the literary magazine it’s a new polling scale
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It's entirely possible that Trump will wake up tomorrow, decide he despises Mamdani again, and send ICE into the city in force on New Years Day. But it's also possible that liking that crazy kid from Queens becomes part of his schtick.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's entirely possible that Trump will wake up tomorrow, decide he despises Mamdani again, and send ICE into the city in force on New Years Day. But it's also possible that liking that crazy kid from Queens becomes part of his schtick.
“Where’s your big suit and beard, Santa? You just gave them a gift!”
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Where’s your big suit and beard, Santa? You just gave them a gift!”
On the 50th anniversary of Siskel and Ebert, worth noting that younger viewers like me first got to know Ebert in the RR era, which was shorter but just as entertaining and profound
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On the 50th anniversary of Siskel and Ebert, worth noting that younger viewers like me first got to know Ebert in the RR era, which was shorter but just as entertaining and profound
“99% of poor people have a refrigerator”
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“99% of poor people have a refrigerator”
I feel the same way about “Joan Midion”
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I feel the same way about “Joan Midion”