Johanna Lyman
@johannalyman.com
Trauma informed women's empowerment coach. Turn your inner critics into raving fans! Ask me how.
Deeply committed to democracy, low tolerance for fuckery. LGBTQI+, kink, poly, sex worker friendly.
No DMs please, unless it's an inquiry about working with me
Deeply committed to democracy, low tolerance for fuckery. LGBTQI+, kink, poly, sex worker friendly.
No DMs please, unless it's an inquiry about working with me
I teach elementary school students and implemented a new rule: any student who says 6-7 in my presence gets to write "I will not repeat brain rot." 67 times.
They understand the assignment.
They understand the assignment.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I teach elementary school students and implemented a new rule: any student who says 6-7 in my presence gets to write "I will not repeat brain rot." 67 times.
They understand the assignment.
They understand the assignment.
We're already so freshly f*cked.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We're already so freshly f*cked.
If by "exceptional" you mean disgusting and complicit, then yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If by "exceptional" you mean disgusting and complicit, then yeah.
And anti-trans. Hmmm, where do you stand on trans rights, Gov. Newsom?
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
And anti-trans. Hmmm, where do you stand on trans rights, Gov. Newsom?
What a great f*cking game!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What a great f*cking game!!
"No, it wasn't THAT Bubba!"
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"No, it wasn't THAT Bubba!"
Shame! Shame! Shame!
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Don’t forget: RELEASE THE EPSTIN FILES!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Don’t forget: RELEASE THE EPSTIN FILES!!