Joe Patrice
@joepatrice.bsky.social
"One of the great journalists of our time at a venerable institution for investigative journalism... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor (Somehow I think he might’ve not meant that earnestly)
Mike here does not understand that senior status judges don’t get replaced upon retiring. Would be really embarrassing if he like, you know, used to be involved in the Senate confirmation process for federal judges.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mike here does not understand that senior status judges don’t get replaced upon retiring. Would be really embarrassing if he like, you know, used to be involved in the Senate confirmation process for federal judges.
"So you've not left the office for 90 consecutive hours because you've been in meetings over the definition of 'inventory.'"
"That's right, Dave"
"Uh huh."
"That's right, Dave"
"Uh huh."
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"So you've not left the office for 90 consecutive hours because you've been in meetings over the definition of 'inventory.'"
"That's right, Dave"
"Uh huh."
"That's right, Dave"
"Uh huh."
The replies really drive home how fucking stupid these people are. No data… just vibes.
I think the actual number (remembering a W. Bush era study) is around $1.30, but the point is that those benefits create a market for food that otherwise rots. So it helps farmers, and truckers, and retailers.
I think the actual number (remembering a W. Bush era study) is around $1.30, but the point is that those benefits create a market for food that otherwise rots. So it helps farmers, and truckers, and retailers.
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The replies really drive home how fucking stupid these people are. No data… just vibes.
I think the actual number (remembering a W. Bush era study) is around $1.30, but the point is that those benefits create a market for food that otherwise rots. So it helps farmers, and truckers, and retailers.
I think the actual number (remembering a W. Bush era study) is around $1.30, but the point is that those benefits create a market for food that otherwise rots. So it helps farmers, and truckers, and retailers.
A lawyer’s… frank response to the shutdown
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A lawyer’s… frank response to the shutdown
Every Andrew Cuomo for Mayor ad
![The Office. Michael Scott: Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint.
And I'm going to go get me a New York slice. [image of Sbarro]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tw2e2xumdrrz7hvkpdouunov/bafkreibar4oto6xivwyj75ykhmx22nefnaeu6l3y365b3g7deuw5srltm4@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every Andrew Cuomo for Mayor ad
This is a standard that only applies to Democrats. Politico says Mamdani crushing the opposition but with less than 50% isn’t a mandate and shrugs when Trump has never sniffed 50% and imposes an authoritarian regime.
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is a standard that only applies to Democrats. Politico says Mamdani crushing the opposition but with less than 50% isn’t a mandate and shrugs when Trump has never sniffed 50% and imposes an authoritarian regime.
What an absolute snowflake. He didn’t want to keep teaching a class, where he had all the power, over students who almost certainly skewed mostly his way, because he’s too chickenshit to stand behind his principles in the face of vague disdain from some 3Ls.
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What an absolute snowflake. He didn’t want to keep teaching a class, where he had all the power, over students who almost certainly skewed mostly his way, because he’s too chickenshit to stand behind his principles in the face of vague disdain from some 3Ls.
Check in on your local Abundance bro, because they are not OK.
September 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Check in on your local Abundance bro, because they are not OK.
AI performs a lot of useful, time saving tasks. But the people building it keep coming up with unnecessary tasks that it’s terrible at because they’re hopelessly chasing revenue that doesn’t exist.
This is about spamming you with ads.
This is about spamming you with ads.
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
AI performs a lot of useful, time saving tasks. But the people building it keep coming up with unnecessary tasks that it’s terrible at because they’re hopelessly chasing revenue that doesn’t exist.
This is about spamming you with ads.
This is about spamming you with ads.
Pretty much everything in this has been scientifically debunked.
September 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pretty much everything in this has been scientifically debunked.
Republicans: "Don't call us Nazis!"
Also Republicans:
Also Republicans:
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Republicans: "Don't call us Nazis!"
Also Republicans:
Also Republicans:
So, to catch you up on X, the Abundance people are telling women they need to make straight men less lonely and that the president who deported more people in recent memory (Biden who deported more than Trump I), should be ashamed that they didn’t do more deporting.
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So, to catch you up on X, the Abundance people are telling women they need to make straight men less lonely and that the president who deported more people in recent memory (Biden who deported more than Trump I), should be ashamed that they didn’t do more deporting.
Remember, Zelensky didn't wear a suit, which was an insult to the seriousness of the White House...
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Remember, Zelensky didn't wear a suit, which was an insult to the seriousness of the White House...
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Reminder that Pirro was the second choice for this job and she was brought in to be “the competent one”
September 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reminder that Pirro was the second choice for this job and she was brought in to be “the competent one”
Mike Lee clerked for Justice Alito but doesn’t know that you can’t defame a dead person in America.
Kinda puts into perspective the sort of “rule of law” based operation Alito is running over there.
Kinda puts into perspective the sort of “rule of law” based operation Alito is running over there.
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mike Lee clerked for Justice Alito but doesn’t know that you can’t defame a dead person in America.
Kinda puts into perspective the sort of “rule of law” based operation Alito is running over there.
Kinda puts into perspective the sort of “rule of law” based operation Alito is running over there.
Seems a tad suspicious to call the idea of releasing the Epstein files "a hostile act."
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Seems a tad suspicious to call the idea of releasing the Epstein files "a hostile act."
Arthur Aidala is having quite the day in the media...
September 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Arthur Aidala is having quite the day in the media...
But, you know, Zelenskyy not wearing a suit was deeply disrespectful of the office…
September 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
But, you know, Zelenskyy not wearing a suit was deeply disrespectful of the office…
I see that over on X they’re still on the “we feel bad for Bluesky” kick that isn’t a sign of pathetic desperation at all.
September 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I see that over on X they’re still on the “we feel bad for Bluesky” kick that isn’t a sign of pathetic desperation at all.