Joe Patrice
@joepatrice.bsky.social
"One of the great journalists of our time at a venerable institution for investigative journalism... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor (Somehow I think he might’ve not meant that earnestly)
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Recent history has shown that attorneys and jurists can play a big role in bringing their nations back from the brink of autocracy. That day is coming for us as well. The Lawyers March for Democracy kicks off on Nov 15 @1pm: @skennedy2504.myatproto.social in @newrepublic.com
The Legal Professionals Planning to March Against Trump
Recent history has shown that attorneys and jurists can play a big role in bringing their nations back from the brink of autocracy. That day is coming for us as well.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Recent history has shown that attorneys and jurists can play a big role in bringing their nations back from the brink of autocracy. That day is coming for us as well. The Lawyers March for Democracy kicks off on Nov 15 @1pm: @skennedy2504.myatproto.social in @newrepublic.com
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
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Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
Justice Breyer takes some criticism for his general air of optimism about the state of the Supreme Court (and everything), but that misunderstands role he’s playing in the present crisis.
Justice Breyer Wants You To Believe We Can Make It Out Of This Mess - Above the Law
The inaugural Boies Prize at NYU Law honors Justice Stephen Breyer, who continues to see sparks of hope in the constitutional wreckage.
abovethelaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Justice Breyer takes some criticism for his general air of optimism about the state of the Supreme Court (and everything), but that misunderstands role he’s playing in the present crisis.
In a new measure of judicial performance, Trump judges “dominate” Biden judges… except the study doesn’t prove that at all.
Trump Judges 'Dominate' Biden Judges In Performance Says Study Confusing Narcissism With Merit - Above the Law
Being the loudest loudmouth at the end of the bar... but as a measure of judicial excellence!
abovethelaw.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In a new measure of judicial performance, Trump judges “dominate” Biden judges… except the study doesn’t prove that at all.
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I loved this piece from @abovethelaw.com on Kardashian failing the bar because it makes the two essential points:
A: it’s fucking hubris for her to try this without going to law school.
B: She doesn’t NEED to pass the stupid thing to do her good works
A: it’s fucking hubris for her to try this without going to law school.
B: She doesn’t NEED to pass the stupid thing to do her good works
Kim Kardashian Failed Bar After Psychics PROMISED She'd Pass - Above the Law
Too bad she can't sue them herself.
abovethelaw.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I loved this piece from @abovethelaw.com on Kardashian failing the bar because it makes the two essential points:
A: it’s fucking hubris for her to try this without going to law school.
B: She doesn’t NEED to pass the stupid thing to do her good works
A: it’s fucking hubris for her to try this without going to law school.
B: She doesn’t NEED to pass the stupid thing to do her good works
*LSU Lawyer frantically checking transcripts like Gandalf in that montage to see if Brian Kelly ever said anything about Jeff Landry*
LSU can potentially fire law professor for Trump, Landry comments, court decides
The three judge panel of the First Circuit Court of Appeal in Baton Rouge found that LSU Law Professor Ken Levy failed to show that his suspension from teaching violated his right to due process since...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*LSU Lawyer frantically checking transcripts like Gandalf in that montage to see if Brian Kelly ever said anything about Jeff Landry*
Mike here does not understand that senior status judges don’t get replaced upon retiring. Would be really embarrassing if he like, you know, used to be involved in the Senate confirmation process for federal judges.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mike here does not understand that senior status judges don’t get replaced upon retiring. Would be really embarrassing if he like, you know, used to be involved in the Senate confirmation process for federal judges.
There’s nothing wrong about this… just don’t talk about it
First Rule Of Being A ‘Petty-Ass Bitch’ Lawyer Is You Do Not Go On Instagram And Talk About Being A ‘Petty-Ass Bitch’ Lawyer
https://abovethelaw.com/2025/11/first-rule-of-being-a-petty-ass-bitch-lawyer-is-you-do-not-go-on-instagram-and-talk-about-being-a-petty-ass-bitch-lawyer/
First Rule Of Being A ‘Petty-Ass Bitch’ Lawyer Is You Do Not Go On Instagram And Talk About Being A ‘Petty-Ass Bitch’ Lawyer
Lawfluencing moment ends in federal discovery dispute.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There’s nothing wrong about this… just don’t talk about it
Lawyers aren’t usually hecklers… which should tell you something about how troubling this is.
Heckler Asks ‘For Trump?’ As Paul Weiss Describes Pro Bono Work At Gala Dinner
https://abovethelaw.com/2025/11/heckler-asks-for-trump-as-paul-weiss-describes-pro-bono-work-at-gala-dinner/
Heckler Asks ‘For Trump?’ As Paul Weiss Describes Pro Bono Work At Gala Dinner
Brad Karp heard it from both protesters outside and a heckler inside at Friday's New York Bar Foundation gala.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lawyers aren’t usually hecklers… which should tell you something about how troubling this is.
Honestly, the “irreparable harm” is so wrapped up with “can it be fixed by money later” and they’ll say “we can pay 3 weeks back food but how could we collect money we shouldn’t have paid out?” Which is why I fear it’s such a rough peg to hang on. Protect the status quo!
The Trump administration tells the Supreme Court it can’t be compelled to fully fund SNAP because paying out the money would “irreparably harm” the government, while SNAP beneficiaries … *won’t* be irreparably harmed by going hungry? The balance of equities here is completely upside down.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Honestly, the “irreparable harm” is so wrapped up with “can it be fixed by money later” and they’ll say “we can pay 3 weeks back food but how could we collect money we shouldn’t have paid out?” Which is why I fear it’s such a rough peg to hang on. Protect the status quo!
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So the justices will weigh the irreparable harm to the government of having to transfer the funds against the irreparable harm of tens of millions of people not eating
NEW at SCOTUS: the Trump administration turns to the justices on an emergency basis to thwart a lower-court ruling requiring full funding for SNAP benefits during the government shutdown
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So the justices will weigh the irreparable harm to the government of having to transfer the funds against the irreparable harm of tens of millions of people not eating
My favorite thing is listening to Shutdown Fullcast. My second favorite thing is half listening to it while traveling and hearing @hollyanderson.bsky.social say — with zero context — “and the teacher realized I put the kids from the Stanford Prison Experiment in charge of Heads Up Seven Up”
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My favorite thing is listening to Shutdown Fullcast. My second favorite thing is half listening to it while traveling and hearing @hollyanderson.bsky.social say — with zero context — “and the teacher realized I put the kids from the Stanford Prison Experiment in charge of Heads Up Seven Up”
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VICTORY: Federal court dismisses class action lawsuit against pollster J. Ann Selzer, filed by the “Center for American Rights”
www.thefire.org/news/victory...
www.thefire.org/news/victory...
VICTORY! Federal district court dismisses class-action suit against pollster J. Ann Selzer
Federal district court tosses ‘fake news’ lawsuit against pollster J. Ann Selzer, affirming First Amendment protections for election commentary.
www.thefire.org
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
VICTORY: Federal court dismisses class action lawsuit against pollster J. Ann Selzer, filed by the “Center for American Rights”
www.thefire.org/news/victory...
www.thefire.org/news/victory...
Look, I’m going to take the firms at their not-so-clear word that this isn’t pro bono work. Here’s why it’s still bad
Simpson Thacher Becomes Latest Surrender Firm To Join Up With Trump's International House Of Tariffs - Above the Law
What are they doing for the Commerce Department? Pro bono? Paid? Both? Neither? The silence is deafening and exactly the problem.
abovethelaw.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Look, I’m going to take the firms at their not-so-clear word that this isn’t pro bono work. Here’s why it’s still bad
These plagiarism cases about legal filings continue to annoy me.
Expert Sues Jan. 6 Lawyers For Attaching Her Publicly Filed Report Without Paying $30K - Above the Law
Common law isn't supposed to be pay-per-view.
abovethelaw.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
These plagiarism cases about legal filings continue to annoy me.
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if Joe Biden said this during a speech Hannity would immediately start anchoring special coverage and the New York Times would fire up a live blog breaking down every syllable
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if Joe Biden said this during a speech Hannity would immediately start anchoring special coverage and the New York Times would fire up a live blog breaking down every syllable
Fuming about Michael Burry shorting Palantir, CEO Alex Karp said, "Pick something that is not doing a noble task." YOU LITERALLY NAMED YOUR COMPANY AFTER A TOOL OF SAURON! Your company is actually remarkably *self-aware* of its evil! www.businessinsider.com/alex-karp-pa...
CEO Alex Karp slams short-seller bets against Palantir as 'egregious'
Palantir CEO Alex Karp said short-sellers were betting against "one of the best businesses in the world."
www.businessinsider.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fuming about Michael Burry shorting Palantir, CEO Alex Karp said, "Pick something that is not doing a noble task." YOU LITERALLY NAMED YOUR COMPANY AFTER A TOOL OF SAURON! Your company is actually remarkably *self-aware* of its evil! www.businessinsider.com/alex-karp-pa...
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Back for Day 2 of Sandwich Guy’s trial. In government opening statement: “This case is about the fact that you can’t go around throwing stuff at people when you’re mad.”
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Back for Day 2 of Sandwich Guy’s trial. In government opening statement: “This case is about the fact that you can’t go around throwing stuff at people when you’re mad.”
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Genuinely loving how many prominent NYC people ( and politicians) are in it for Fuck This Asshole Cuomo In Particular, Specifically
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Genuinely loving how many prominent NYC people ( and politicians) are in it for Fuck This Asshole Cuomo In Particular, Specifically
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
No one stopped to think about how stupid this testimony was going to sound.
'I Could Smell The Onions And Mustard,' The Harrowing Testimony Of The Border Patrol Sandwich Victim - Above the Law
The sandwich thrower case is as stupid as promised.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No one stopped to think about how stupid this testimony was going to sound.
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JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#46 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com
NOTICE Of Reasons for Not Providing Pre-Vindictive/Selective Prosecution Motion Related Discovery by USA as to Letitia A. James (Keller, Roger) (Entered: 11/04/2025)
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November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I hate lawyer Halloween. What do you mean your couple costume is The Peerless and The Peerless?
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I hate lawyer Halloween. What do you mean your couple costume is The Peerless and The Peerless?