Joseph Nyleen
@joeknowscyber.bsky.social
IT Director. Non-Profits, InfoSec, Blue Team, My opinions. DC541. Handle Is Ironic. Willing to be wrong. He/Him.
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All the 12ft skeletons are 50% off. You know what to do.
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All the 12ft skeletons are 50% off. You know what to do.
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The word of the day is "concentration camp"
The Department of Homeland Security is funneling $10 billion through the Navy to help facilitate the construction of a sprawling network of migrant detention centers across the US in an arrangement aimed at getting the centers built faster. https://cnn.it/4oDFP9W
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The word of the day is "concentration camp"
I will not put money in the horse game. I will not put money in the horse game…
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I will not put money in the horse game. I will not put money in the horse game…
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A life lesson from IR:
You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped.
Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand.
In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.
You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped.
Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand.
In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.
September 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A life lesson from IR:
You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped.
Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand.
In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.
You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped.
Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand.
In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.
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Next week I have an amazing opportunity to speak at the International Youth Conference on a panel about AI in relation to the next generation. 👩💻💜
Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!
Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!
September 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Next week I have an amazing opportunity to speak at the International Youth Conference on a panel about AI in relation to the next generation. 👩💻💜
Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!
Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!
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Everyone shut up now. It’s the Iron Chef corn battle.
September 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Everyone shut up now. It’s the Iron Chef corn battle.
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I can’t wait to say this in a code review one day.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
The flute is older than the wheel.
A flute fashioned from the bone of a vulture was discovered in a cave in Germany and thought to be 35,000 years old, making it tens of thousands of years older than the wheel.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
A flute fashioned from the bone of a vulture was discovered in a cave in Germany and thought to be 35,000 years old, making it tens of thousands of years older than the wheel.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I can’t wait to say this in a code review one day.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
Finally watched Weapons, and it was not what I expected and absolutely fantastic. 10/10 no notes.
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Finally watched Weapons, and it was not what I expected and absolutely fantastic. 10/10 no notes.
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Let me guess: it involves selling TikTok's U.S. domestic operations to the right wing Ellison family and Oracle, who'll combine CBS/Paramount/Time Warner/CNN with TikTok to create one of the most effective right wing propaganda machines ever constructed?
Trump admin live updates: Bessent says 'framework' for TikTok deal has been reached
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, in Madrid for trade talks with China, said on Monday they have "a framework for a TikTok deal."
abcnews.go.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Let me guess: it involves selling TikTok's U.S. domestic operations to the right wing Ellison family and Oracle, who'll combine CBS/Paramount/Time Warner/CNN with TikTok to create one of the most effective right wing propaganda machines ever constructed?
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For months I've been pushing the Trump administration to launch a criminal investigation into JP Morgan's ties to Epstein, but Bondi and Bessent are too busy running interference for pedophiles. I'm not letting up. Stay tuned.
How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein
www.nytimes.com
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
For months I've been pushing the Trump administration to launch a criminal investigation into JP Morgan's ties to Epstein, but Bondi and Bessent are too busy running interference for pedophiles. I'm not letting up. Stay tuned.
Ugly task I've been staring at for a week only took 3 hours of hyper-focus. 😅
If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!
If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!
September 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ugly task I've been staring at for a week only took 3 hours of hyper-focus. 😅
If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!
If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!
Oh I see how it is horse game. Decide to grind some trophies, and THEN you give me multi-friendship trainings and perfect seeds, on a horse I won't be using. Bravo.
a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest
ALT: a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh I see how it is horse game. Decide to grind some trophies, and THEN you give me multi-friendship trainings and perfect seeds, on a horse I won't be using. Bravo.
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OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States
September 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States
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Don't forget to hydrate, medicate, stretch, and move, you're hunched over like a fucking croissant.
September 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Don't forget to hydrate, medicate, stretch, and move, you're hunched over like a fucking croissant.
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Amid Trump’s continued coverup of the Epstein evidence, I'm calling on Scott Bessent to release files relating to specific people, banks and entities with direct ties to Epstein. Full list of people and entities in today's request can be found here:
As Bessent Withholds Epstein Files, Wyden Expands Investigation and Demands Financial Records | The United States Senate Committee on Finance
As Bessent Withholds Epstein Files, Wyden Expands Investigation and Demands Financial Records
www.finance.senate.gov
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Amid Trump’s continued coverup of the Epstein evidence, I'm calling on Scott Bessent to release files relating to specific people, banks and entities with direct ties to Epstein. Full list of people and entities in today's request can be found here:
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Our 2025 Schedule is now live! pancakescon.com/2025-confere...
Congratulations to: jodiem.bsky.social @dotdot.horse neurovagrant.bsky.social @t-dye.bsky.social
@wildpark.bsky.social @tindrasgrove.com @vamagabyte
@winterknight.net @redteamwrangler.bsky.social
@hecksec.com
Congratulations to: jodiem.bsky.social @dotdot.horse neurovagrant.bsky.social @t-dye.bsky.social
@wildpark.bsky.social @tindrasgrove.com @vamagabyte
@winterknight.net @redteamwrangler.bsky.social
@hecksec.com
August 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Our 2025 Schedule is now live! pancakescon.com/2025-confere...
Congratulations to: jodiem.bsky.social @dotdot.horse neurovagrant.bsky.social @t-dye.bsky.social
@wildpark.bsky.social @tindrasgrove.com @vamagabyte
@winterknight.net @redteamwrangler.bsky.social
@hecksec.com
Congratulations to: jodiem.bsky.social @dotdot.horse neurovagrant.bsky.social @t-dye.bsky.social
@wildpark.bsky.social @tindrasgrove.com @vamagabyte
@winterknight.net @redteamwrangler.bsky.social
@hecksec.com
Please please please please
August 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Please please please please
Time to set the "Days since nonfunctional remote worker laptop brought in that turned out to be full of roaches, causing the office to get locked down" to zero. ☠️😖
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Time to set the "Days since nonfunctional remote worker laptop brought in that turned out to be full of roaches, causing the office to get locked down" to zero. ☠️😖
Hurray! My first A rank, this was a fun career run as well. Wit gone crazy.
August 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hurray! My first A rank, this was a fun career run as well. Wit gone crazy.
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🎢 ☀️ Hey hey... it's been a great day at #DefCon. But, YOUR day will be EVEN BETTER if you join us TONIGHT at the Blue Team Village After Dark par-tay! 🌇 🎉
Festivities start at 9:00 pm and go until midnight. DM for the (secret) location. 🤫 #DefCon33 #hackersummercamp #cybersecurity
Festivities start at 9:00 pm and go until midnight. DM for the (secret) location. 🤫 #DefCon33 #hackersummercamp #cybersecurity
August 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
🎢 ☀️ Hey hey... it's been a great day at #DefCon. But, YOUR day will be EVEN BETTER if you join us TONIGHT at the Blue Team Village After Dark par-tay! 🌇 🎉
Festivities start at 9:00 pm and go until midnight. DM for the (secret) location. 🤫 #DefCon33 #hackersummercamp #cybersecurity
Festivities start at 9:00 pm and go until midnight. DM for the (secret) location. 🤫 #DefCon33 #hackersummercamp #cybersecurity
