Joe J
@joej42.bsky.social
Gamer, Meat and Seafood Cutter, film lover, book lover.
He/Him.
He/Him.
Yup. Cineplex (Canadian chain); it's called VIP, is 19+ only and *generally* shows R-rated stuff; but it does get the occasional PG/PG13 movies.
This year alone, it's had the live action How To Train Your Dragon, Downtown Abbey, MI: Final Reckoning, Superman, Wicked: For Good and Zootopia 2.
This year alone, it's had the live action How To Train Your Dragon, Downtown Abbey, MI: Final Reckoning, Superman, Wicked: For Good and Zootopia 2.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yup. Cineplex (Canadian chain); it's called VIP, is 19+ only and *generally* shows R-rated stuff; but it does get the occasional PG/PG13 movies.
This year alone, it's had the live action How To Train Your Dragon, Downtown Abbey, MI: Final Reckoning, Superman, Wicked: For Good and Zootopia 2.
This year alone, it's had the live action How To Train Your Dragon, Downtown Abbey, MI: Final Reckoning, Superman, Wicked: For Good and Zootopia 2.
Stuff like the Chicken Jockey thing is the main reason I pretty much only see movies in the 19+ only section of my theater now (rare exceptions are made for limited releases.
Tickets cost more, yes...but it's worth it: no loud, obnoxious children, comfier seats and in-seat service for food.
Tickets cost more, yes...but it's worth it: no loud, obnoxious children, comfier seats and in-seat service for food.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stuff like the Chicken Jockey thing is the main reason I pretty much only see movies in the 19+ only section of my theater now (rare exceptions are made for limited releases.
Tickets cost more, yes...but it's worth it: no loud, obnoxious children, comfier seats and in-seat service for food.
Tickets cost more, yes...but it's worth it: no loud, obnoxious children, comfier seats and in-seat service for food.
Well, that and car ads.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Well, that and car ads.
I somehow get the feeling this dude would walk out of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" or "Thelma and Louise," muttering about "well, we don't see them die, so what happened?"
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I somehow get the feeling this dude would walk out of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" or "Thelma and Louise," muttering about "well, we don't see them die, so what happened?"
I was lucky enough to catch HDGTM's live show in Toronto back in May. Absolutely hilarious; 100% recommend catching one if you get a chance in the future.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was lucky enough to catch HDGTM's live show in Toronto back in May. Absolutely hilarious; 100% recommend catching one if you get a chance in the future.
I'm a bit behind on Stories That Stick, but you're still my Top 5.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm a bit behind on Stories That Stick, but you're still my Top 5.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
$1000 says the OP is actually celiac, but thinks that's one of those "fake diagnoses" that "didn't exist back in my day."
And then decided to instead claim the fact wheat is genetically modified is the *actual* reason they can't eat it.
And then decided to instead claim the fact wheat is genetically modified is the *actual* reason they can't eat it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
$1000 says the OP is actually celiac, but thinks that's one of those "fake diagnoses" that "didn't exist back in my day."
And then decided to instead claim the fact wheat is genetically modified is the *actual* reason they can't eat it.
And then decided to instead claim the fact wheat is genetically modified is the *actual* reason they can't eat it.
*sees "Steelers" trending*
*sees this post*
I've always maintained they should've turfed Ben and began to restructure when Polamalu retired. Though it's somehow reassuring to know that they're still floundering.
It's nice to have some consistency in my life.
*sees this post*
I've always maintained they should've turfed Ben and began to restructure when Polamalu retired. Though it's somehow reassuring to know that they're still floundering.
It's nice to have some consistency in my life.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
*sees "Steelers" trending*
*sees this post*
I've always maintained they should've turfed Ben and began to restructure when Polamalu retired. Though it's somehow reassuring to know that they're still floundering.
It's nice to have some consistency in my life.
*sees this post*
I've always maintained they should've turfed Ben and began to restructure when Polamalu retired. Though it's somehow reassuring to know that they're still floundering.
It's nice to have some consistency in my life.
Same.
Like, I love Billy West. And I particularly love him for tweaking his voice to sound like Hartman as a tribute, but I'd have loved see (hear?) his version.
Like, I love Billy West. And I particularly love him for tweaking his voice to sound like Hartman as a tribute, but I'd have loved see (hear?) his version.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Same.
Like, I love Billy West. And I particularly love him for tweaking his voice to sound like Hartman as a tribute, but I'd have loved see (hear?) his version.
Like, I love Billy West. And I particularly love him for tweaking his voice to sound like Hartman as a tribute, but I'd have loved see (hear?) his version.
Hartman was amazing.
I cannot get through the season 5 premiere of "NewsRadio" without bawling my eyes out.
I cannot get through the season 5 premiere of "NewsRadio" without bawling my eyes out.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hartman was amazing.
I cannot get through the season 5 premiere of "NewsRadio" without bawling my eyes out.
I cannot get through the season 5 premiere of "NewsRadio" without bawling my eyes out.
No, no, you don't understand.
When *he* does it, it's a "loving tribute." When anyone else does it, it's "ripping off."
(Do I need the "/s" for sarcasm here? I'm too cold and tired to risk spiraling into an argument).
When *he* does it, it's a "loving tribute." When anyone else does it, it's "ripping off."
(Do I need the "/s" for sarcasm here? I'm too cold and tired to risk spiraling into an argument).
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No, no, you don't understand.
When *he* does it, it's a "loving tribute." When anyone else does it, it's "ripping off."
(Do I need the "/s" for sarcasm here? I'm too cold and tired to risk spiraling into an argument).
When *he* does it, it's a "loving tribute." When anyone else does it, it's "ripping off."
(Do I need the "/s" for sarcasm here? I'm too cold and tired to risk spiraling into an argument).
3 showings of "Elf."
2 showings each of "Arthur Christmas" and the Illumination version the Grinch.
And not a single showing "Die Hard."
2 showings each of "Arthur Christmas" and the Illumination version the Grinch.
And not a single showing "Die Hard."
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
3 showings of "Elf."
2 showings each of "Arthur Christmas" and the Illumination version the Grinch.
And not a single showing "Die Hard."
2 showings each of "Arthur Christmas" and the Illumination version the Grinch.
And not a single showing "Die Hard."
This dude: saw Walton Goggins have perfect teeth as an ex-Confederate soldier in "The Hateful Eight."
Also this dude: doesn't know Goggins' teeth look perfect because his upper front teeth are fake.
Also this dude: doesn't know Goggins' teeth look perfect because his upper front teeth are fake.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This dude: saw Walton Goggins have perfect teeth as an ex-Confederate soldier in "The Hateful Eight."
Also this dude: doesn't know Goggins' teeth look perfect because his upper front teeth are fake.
Also this dude: doesn't know Goggins' teeth look perfect because his upper front teeth are fake.
Have you listened to the podcast he's doing with Nathan Fillion yet?
Just started a couple weeks ago; it's called "Once We Were Spacemen."
Just started a couple weeks ago; it's called "Once We Were Spacemen."
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Have you listened to the podcast he's doing with Nathan Fillion yet?
Just started a couple weeks ago; it's called "Once We Were Spacemen."
Just started a couple weeks ago; it's called "Once We Were Spacemen."
From what I understand, these people tend to believe all cis women have petite figures. And all men have an extra rib and prominent Adam's apples.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
From what I understand, these people tend to believe all cis women have petite figures. And all men have an extra rib and prominent Adam's apples.
I actually had this year's commercial as a pre-show ad when I saw "The Running Man" last night.
And sweet tapdancing Christ, does it look even worse on a big screen.
And sweet tapdancing Christ, does it look even worse on a big screen.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I actually had this year's commercial as a pre-show ad when I saw "The Running Man" last night.
And sweet tapdancing Christ, does it look even worse on a big screen.
And sweet tapdancing Christ, does it look even worse on a big screen.
...this may actually beat out Stephen King's salmon Tweet for "thanks, but no."
Actually, no. King still wins because yours doesn't make my microwave stink of fish.
Actually, no. King still wins because yours doesn't make my microwave stink of fish.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
...this may actually beat out Stephen King's salmon Tweet for "thanks, but no."
Actually, no. King still wins because yours doesn't make my microwave stink of fish.
Actually, no. King still wins because yours doesn't make my microwave stink of fish.