easy, bess flowers
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
easy, bess flowers
if we're making a list obviously there's going to be a lot more people you'd want to get to first, but something very bad should happen to the guy who decided to put commercials in nfl redzone.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if we're making a list obviously there's going to be a lot more people you'd want to get to first, but something very bad should happen to the guy who decided to put commercials in nfl redzone.
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picture a rube. no, ruber
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
picture a rube. no, ruber
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[Harpo Marx was born Adolf (later Arthur) Marx on this day in 1888. Circa HORSE FEATHERS he was handing out nude photographs of himself as a gag; one was auctioned recently for $5,760. You can see it here, but I've warned you. (Thanks Teakagee!)]
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November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[Harpo Marx was born Adolf (later Arthur) Marx on this day in 1888. Circa HORSE FEATHERS he was handing out nude photographs of himself as a gag; one was auctioned recently for $5,760. You can see it here, but I've warned you. (Thanks Teakagee!)]
bid.juliensauctions.com/lot-details/...
bid.juliensauctions.com/lot-details/...
the t-rex has a big burger where'd you get that from king?
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the t-rex has a big burger where'd you get that from king?
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
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found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
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Orlando Hernández
Pitcher
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2007
NYY - NYM - ARI - CHW
Pitcher
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2007
NYY - NYM - ARI - CHW
Orlando Hernández at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Orlando Hernández
baseball-reference.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Orlando Hernández
Pitcher
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2007
NYY - NYM - ARI - CHW
Pitcher
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2007
NYY - NYM - ARI - CHW
grats to chauncey on making your end as embarrassing as your beginning (sitting silently while the league's biggest asshole ran a disaster press conference excusing your rape allegation) hell of a way for the worst coach this team's ever had to go out.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
grats to chauncey on making your end as embarrassing as your beginning (sitting silently while the league's biggest asshole ran a disaster press conference excusing your rape allegation) hell of a way for the worst coach this team's ever had to go out.
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the mariners love their inning-ending double plays they're inventing new ones now
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the mariners love their inning-ending double plays they're inventing new ones now
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rudy is enjoying battletoads double dragon more than @jeffgerstmann.com is i think
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
rudy is enjoying battletoads double dragon more than @jeffgerstmann.com is i think
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POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
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I know Civil War is happening but this just went up and I think we should watch it:
The 1998 Detroit Pistons Broadcast Introduction (now with updated computer graphics!)
YouTube video by Ryan Van Dusen
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I know Civil War is happening but this just went up and I think we should watch it:
nearest burgerville is at least 15 minutes away hope they're praying to a microwave bc those fries are stone cold
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
October 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
nearest burgerville is at least 15 minutes away hope they're praying to a microwave bc those fries are stone cold
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BEN RICE HOMERED IN HIS FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF AT-BAT
October 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
BEN RICE HOMERED IN HIS FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF AT-BAT
