Joe DeLong
@joedelong.bsky.social
Lover of language, masters thrower, proud liberal
Trump and Hegseth are literally committing crimes against humanity in the Caribbean. Any American who isn’t outraged should be ashamed of themselves.
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Trump and Hegseth are literally committing crimes against humanity in the Caribbean. Any American who isn’t outraged should be ashamed of themselves.
Republican”leadership” has turned America into the kind of country we used to sanction.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Republican”leadership” has turned America into the kind of country we used to sanction.
Trump keeps struggling to even stay awake in public. Why is his obvious decline not getting 24/7 news coverage?
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trump keeps struggling to even stay awake in public. Why is his obvious decline not getting 24/7 news coverage?
The US lost 32,000 jobs last month. How long will MAGA cheer as Trump drags them into financial ruin?
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The US lost 32,000 jobs last month. How long will MAGA cheer as Trump drags them into financial ruin?
Holy crap is it close! Behn just might pull this off.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Holy crap is it close! Behn just might pull this off.
Last night Trump made over 100 posts in a bizarre outburst on Truth Social. Today he's drifting off to sleep on camera. And he's still hiding the Epstein files.
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Last night Trump made over 100 posts in a bizarre outburst on Truth Social. Today he's drifting off to sleep on camera. And he's still hiding the Epstein files.
Just donated to Aftyn Behn!
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Just donated to Aftyn Behn!
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think about this tweet a lot
Trump needs to release his MRI results and the Epstein files. This national embarrassment of a "presidency" needs to end.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump needs to release his MRI results and the Epstein files. This national embarrassment of a "presidency" needs to end.
We are NOT cooked. Protest and voting DO matter. The regime can and will be held accountable if we demand it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We are NOT cooked. Protest and voting DO matter. The regime can and will be held accountable if we demand it.
Happy Thanksgiving! On this special day, it's important to remember that Trump is still covering up the Epstein files.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! On this special day, it's important to remember that Trump is still covering up the Epstein files.
Trump pulled FBI forces from counterterrorism before the DC attack, just like he pulled disease surveillance efforts from China before the pandemic.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump pulled FBI forces from counterterrorism before the DC attack, just like he pulled disease surveillance efforts from China before the pandemic.
Trump, who called fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers," is criminally investigating Democratic veterans for telling troops to follow the law.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trump, who called fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers," is criminally investigating Democratic veterans for telling troops to follow the law.
"The models are so dazzled by poems that they’ll do anything you ask, including crimes." lithub.com/can-adversar...
Can “adversarial poetry” save us from AI?
Turns out, the Terminator movies would have been more realistic if Sarah Conner had a poetry MFA. In a new paper titled “Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large L…
lithub.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"The models are so dazzled by poems that they’ll do anything you ask, including crimes." lithub.com/can-adversar...
In light of the news that many popular MAGA accounts are secretly based overseas, Trump voters need to take a look in the mirror and ask why tyrants like Putin looked at them and thought: we can manipulate these suckers into destroying the US from within.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
In light of the news that many popular MAGA accounts are secretly based overseas, Trump voters need to take a look in the mirror and ask why tyrants like Putin looked at them and thought: we can manipulate these suckers into destroying the US from within.
Happy Fibonacci Day, 11/23!
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Fibonacci Day, 11/23!
A new low of -14.7% for Trump in Nate Silver’s polling average!
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A new low of -14.7% for Trump in Nate Silver’s polling average!
Unpopular opinion: Mamdani playing along today helped legitimize Trump and he should have stayed home.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Unpopular opinion: Mamdani playing along today helped legitimize Trump and he should have stayed home.
I can only assume Trump's playing nice with Mamdani because he's seen his own plunging poll numbers and is looking for a boost by tapping into Mamdani's popularity.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can only assume Trump's playing nice with Mamdani because he's seen his own plunging poll numbers and is looking for a boost by tapping into Mamdani's popularity.
Calling for Democrats to be hanged and telling Ukraine to surrender? Trump's clearly spiraling after the Epstein vote.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Calling for Democrats to be hanged and telling Ukraine to surrender? Trump's clearly spiraling after the Epstein vote.
Members of the DOJ, remember your oath and stop the Epstein coverup! You swore to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic," to "bear true faith and allegiance to the same," and to "well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office."
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Members of the DOJ, remember your oath and stop the Epstein coverup! You swore to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic," to "bear true faith and allegiance to the same," and to "well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office."
Trump's a frightened narcissist desperate to maintain the illusion of being in control.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trump's a frightened narcissist desperate to maintain the illusion of being in control.
Trump took a brief break from scheming to cover up his child sex crimes to welcome murderous Saudi dictator MBS to the partially demolished White House.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump took a brief break from scheming to cover up his child sex crimes to welcome murderous Saudi dictator MBS to the partially demolished White House.
A disgraced failure walks past a fallen flag on the grounds of the partially demolished White House.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A disgraced failure walks past a fallen flag on the grounds of the partially demolished White House.
Trump is only claiming he wants Congress to vote to release the Epstein files because of his desperate awareness he’s going to lose tomorrow’s vote. If he really wanted the files released, he could order the DOJ to do so immediately. He’s just continuing to lie and cover up his crimes.
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump is only claiming he wants Congress to vote to release the Epstein files because of his desperate awareness he’s going to lose tomorrow’s vote. If he really wanted the files released, he could order the DOJ to do so immediately. He’s just continuing to lie and cover up his crimes.