John O’Donnell
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The future is wrinkly and dangling.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The future is wrinkly and dangling.
If island gigantism is real, why are the Dutch the tallest people on Earth?
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If island gigantism is real, why are the Dutch the tallest people on Earth?
We’ve all had days like this.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We’ve all had days like this.
All Santa’s reindeer are female.
Really?
Yeah, because male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter.
Ok.
Of course this doesn’t apply to Australia I guess, as they have their Christmas in the Summer.
True, but reindeer aren’t indigenous to the southern hemisphere.
Monty Python conversation.
Really?
Yeah, because male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter.
Ok.
Of course this doesn’t apply to Australia I guess, as they have their Christmas in the Summer.
True, but reindeer aren’t indigenous to the southern hemisphere.
Monty Python conversation.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
All Santa’s reindeer are female.
Really?
Yeah, because male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter.
Ok.
Of course this doesn’t apply to Australia I guess, as they have their Christmas in the Summer.
True, but reindeer aren’t indigenous to the southern hemisphere.
Monty Python conversation.
Really?
Yeah, because male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter.
Ok.
Of course this doesn’t apply to Australia I guess, as they have their Christmas in the Summer.
True, but reindeer aren’t indigenous to the southern hemisphere.
Monty Python conversation.
The main talking point of my forthcoming manifesto is instant execution for the management of any company that plays Christmas Songs before the 1st of December.
Life imprisonment for outside twelve days before the 25th.
Life imprisonment for outside twelve days before the 25th.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The main talking point of my forthcoming manifesto is instant execution for the management of any company that plays Christmas Songs before the 1st of December.
Life imprisonment for outside twelve days before the 25th.
Life imprisonment for outside twelve days before the 25th.
There is a fascinating article in The Law Gazette about the Post Office Scandal.
I think everyone should have a look.
Observe:
I think everyone should have a look.
Observe:
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
There is a fascinating article in The Law Gazette about the Post Office Scandal.
I think everyone should have a look.
Observe:
I think everyone should have a look.
Observe:
I have to say, that is an overtly ornate hat for a navy that continually got their arse kicked by us.
At the same time, he’s a sensible gentleman that is correct.
At the same time, he’s a sensible gentleman that is correct.
French defense chief's warnings echoed his European counterparts
French defense chief's warnings echoed his European counterparts
General Fabien Mandon has sparked controversy by urging France to 'accept the loss of its children' in the event of a possible war with Russia. Yet several European chiefs of defense have recently issued similarly alarming statements.
www.lemonde.fr
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have to say, that is an overtly ornate hat for a navy that continually got their arse kicked by us.
At the same time, he’s a sensible gentleman that is correct.
At the same time, he’s a sensible gentleman that is correct.
Is Sean Dyche doing a reverse Big Sam, and has decided after years of long ball and defensive solidity, to give in to his attacking instincts instead?
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Is Sean Dyche doing a reverse Big Sam, and has decided after years of long ball and defensive solidity, to give in to his attacking instincts instead?
He deserves his own TV show.
The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
He deserves his own TV show.
We wore an onion in our belt, which was the fashion at the time.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We wore an onion in our belt, which was the fashion at the time.
Waterloo by Abba reached No.3 in the French chart.
That is bloody shameful.
That is bloody shameful.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Waterloo by Abba reached No.3 in the French chart.
That is bloody shameful.
That is bloody shameful.
The header advert is just perfect.
This story was already making me laugh and then I saw the ad and then died
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The header advert is just perfect.
Not now, goo scientists.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Not now, goo scientists.
If they are shopping for wankers, they are in the right place.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If they are shopping for wankers, they are in the right place.
Narrow range of animals for a vets.
Also, I don’t think you get many in Fulham.
Also, I don’t think you get many in Fulham.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Narrow range of animals for a vets.
Also, I don’t think you get many in Fulham.
Also, I don’t think you get many in Fulham.
I don’t want kisses and I don’t want hugs
I just want lots of sex and drugs
Text With Jesus you won’t get me far
Premium Satan, Premium Satan
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
I just want lots of sex and drugs
Text With Jesus you won’t get me far
Premium Satan, Premium Satan
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I don’t want kisses and I don’t want hugs
I just want lots of sex and drugs
Text With Jesus you won’t get me far
Premium Satan, Premium Satan
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
I just want lots of sex and drugs
Text With Jesus you won’t get me far
Premium Satan, Premium Satan
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
There is some bloke on the train with headphones on, but is watching his phone without them connected, and he’s wondering why people are staring at him.
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
There is some bloke on the train with headphones on, but is watching his phone without them connected, and he’s wondering why people are staring at him.
Is Trump a Juggalo?
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Is Trump a Juggalo?
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
We all know that Ancient Egypt is old, but the idea of how old really hits home when you see articles like this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We all know that Ancient Egypt is old, but the idea of how old really hits home when you see articles like this.
Not now, angry spirits of the underworld.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Not now, angry spirits of the underworld.
“He has endured”
“Your thun is precise.”
I love Skyrim.
“Your thun is precise.”
I love Skyrim.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“He has endured”
“Your thun is precise.”
I love Skyrim.
“Your thun is precise.”
I love Skyrim.
Turn on my PC to do my expenses, and it’s had a weird reset that’s lost all my bookmarks, and I have to download all my games again.
I do have Google Gemini, so thanks a fucking bunch.
I do have Google Gemini, so thanks a fucking bunch.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Turn on my PC to do my expenses, and it’s had a weird reset that’s lost all my bookmarks, and I have to download all my games again.
I do have Google Gemini, so thanks a fucking bunch.
I do have Google Gemini, so thanks a fucking bunch.
I can see a pattern here.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I can see a pattern here.
The Japanese Ambassador to The Court of St James’ is basically doing a pub crawl.
Good man.
Good man.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Japanese Ambassador to The Court of St James’ is basically doing a pub crawl.
Good man.
Good man.