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JocularClaymore
@jocularclaymore.bsky.social
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Goth-grunge, plus-size transfem poet with a deep voice and a killer ass. Deal with it. 🏳️‍⚧️ Ⓐ ⛧ 35

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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
A flaming skeleton marches with a sword in hand. The text reads, "State of the world? Bad. Mental health? Also bad. But still, we charge forward."
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you see this, QTP with FOUR games that hold special memories for you!
Kingdom Hearts (2002) American McGee's Alice (2000) Spider-Man (2000) Red Dead Revolver (2004)
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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My personal favorite Udo Kier performance. RIP
Udo Kier as the antagonist Lorenzini in The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

wine
money
friends
A large word search puzzle
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
What About Bob? (1991). Starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
jocularclaymore.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
The three members of the rock band Babes in Toyland (from left to right): Maureen Herman (bass), Kat Bjelland (lead vocals, guitar), Lori Barbero (drums, co-vocalist)
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from

Takes place on a commercial flight from Dallas, TX to Miami, FL
Theatrical poster of Red Eye (2005). Directed by Wes Craven. Starring Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy. A man's hand pins down a woman's hand on their shared armrest on a commercial plane.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Skarlet from Mortal Kombat 11 (2019) Image courtesy of youtube.com/LifeAndDeathLive Sponsored by WB Games
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The Xbox 360 is now 20 years old! Here are my top four games that I first played on the console:
Condemned: Criminal Origins (2005) BioShock (2007) Batman: Arkham City (2011) Guitar Hero II (2007) - Xbox 360 release
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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These are my gender goals
Jesse Faden is wearing the Asynchronous Suit and readies the Service Weapon (AKA the Director's Gun). Control (2019) Malevola lunges forth from a pink hellish portal as she wields a large broadsword. She's a sexy, muscular demon lady with a white tank top, denim shorts, and black heels. Dispatch (2025) Grenda Grendinator is wearing a pink shirt, has her brown hair tied into a ponytail, and "masculine" appearance. She's twirling a phone cord with a smile on her face. Gravity Falls (2012-2016) Ursula grins casually in her cavernous lair. The Little Mermaid (1989)
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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New PFP
Jaycee selfie in B&W. Black blazer and black shirt underneath. Dark curls swept to the side, black eyeshadow, a sword earring.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A text conversation: "Hey can I have the guy I'm mad at someone" "Yes hold on" (inserts an intricate collection of emojis to depict a man jerking himself off) "here you go"
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Jaycee selfie. I'm wearing a black blazer and black shirt underneath. On my lapel are three pins (a trans frog, she/her, and they/them). I have on black eyeshadow and reddish lip matte. I'm wearing a silver sword earring. My brown curls are side-swept and over my right shoulder.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance #TDOR 🏳️‍⚧️🕯️
CELESTE MOUNTAIN This memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Crime Slunk Scene (2006) by Buckethead. The album art features a chalk outline of Buckethead and his guitar, drawn on black asphalt. Five roosters and hens are standing in different spots. At the bottom right corner, there's yellow tape that reads "CRIME SLUNK SCENE".
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.
Sephiroth casts a deadly spell known as Heartless Angel, which if uninterrupted will drain all of Sora's MP and reduce his HP to 1. Kingdom Hearts (2002)
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Post the last 4 games you played!
Mortal Kombat XL (2015) BioShock (2007) Silent Hill f (2025) Silent Hill 4: The Room (2004)
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I loved Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein ❤️
Promotional poster for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein (2025). The Creature, clad in rags and furs, stands in the middle of the Arctic. An icebound ship is in the distance.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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After playing Ghost of Yōtei, I also wanna try the shamisen!
In the video game Ghost of Yōtei, Atsu plays her shamisen in the middle of a Japanese village.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This list of my favorite movies took me all day to make and it's not even final because these lists are never final 😭

#filmsky
My Favorite Films 13 Assassins 2001: A Space Odyssey Alien Aliens Amadeus American Psycho An American Werewolf in London Arrival Audition The Batman Beauty and the Beast (1991) The Big Lebowski Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Blue Velvet Bone Tomahawk The Bride of Frankenstein Brokeback Mountain A Clockwork Orange The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) The Crow (1994) The Dark Knight The Departed Edward Scissorhands Ed Wood The Emperor's New Groove Eraserhead Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fantastic Mr. Fox The Fly Frankenstein (1931) Gangs of New York Garden State Get Out Good Will Hunting The Green Knight Hereditary The Hunchback of Notre Dame Inland Empire Jacob's Ladder Jaws Jurassic Park K-Pop Demon Hunters Leon: The Professional The Lighthouse The Lion King (1994) The Little Prince The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Man on the Moon The Matrix Memento MIsery Mrs. Doubtfire Mulholland Drive The Mummy (1999) The Nightmare Before Christmas A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) O Brother, Where Art Thou? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Pan's Labyrinth Paprika Parasite Perfect Blue Pinocchio (2022) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Portrait of a Lady on Fire The Prestige Princess Mononoke Prisoners Psycho (1960) Rashomon Rear Window (1954) The Revenant Rope Saw The Secret in Their Eyes Se7en Seven Samurai The Shape of Water The Shawshank Redemption The Shining Sinners Skinamarink The Social Network Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Spirited Away Terminator 2: Judgment Day The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) There Will Be Blood The Thing (1982) Throne of Blood Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 Tron V for Vendetta Vertigo WALL-E Wendell and Wild Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The Witch The Wolf Man (1941) X-Men X2 Zodiac
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
My black cat Hades lying on his back witn his four legs spread out on the couch
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Favorite Christmas movies. ❄️🎄
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Home Alone (1990) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Gremlins (1984)
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My four most anticipated games of 2026 (and beyond)
Resident Evil Requiem (2026) Marvel's Wolverine (2026) The Duskbloods (2026) Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly - Remake (2026)
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My coworker had a jelly beans incident at work. IYKYK
A screenshot of Silent Hill (1999) on PS1. The protagonist's POV shows a bag of jelly beans and a text prompt for the player that reads: "Jelly beans. Do you want to open the bag?" Yes/No Anyone who's played Silent Hill knows that upon opening the bag, the protagonist, Harry Mason, does it poorly and scatters jelly beans all over the floor.
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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October 31st November 1st
Jim Carrey as Edward Nygma/The Riddler in Batman Forever (1995) Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM