Jeffrey Nonken
@jnork.bsky.social
Firmware developer, gamer, nerd, general weirdo. Likes dogs, loves cats. Progressive boomer. Self-diagnosed high-masking autistic. He/him. Profile pic is a cartoonified selfie of me and my daughters in a coffee shop.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
FEED the SKIN to the DOG?
NFW.
NFW.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
FEED the SKIN to the DOG?
NFW.
NFW.
Yeah it says "Mature readers" on the cover so Kiss Me Deadly might have titties too, but the impaled bodies strewn all over the landscape suggest it might be due to a small amount of violence. Just a hint. (And if I just want comics with bare titties... have you SEEN the Internet?)
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yeah it says "Mature readers" on the cover so Kiss Me Deadly might have titties too, but the impaled bodies strewn all over the landscape suggest it might be due to a small amount of violence. Just a hint. (And if I just want comics with bare titties... have you SEEN the Internet?)
Obviously a very different title.
I don't know exactly what Kiss Me Deadly is about per se but there's a hot woman on the cover who looks badass, and I like badass women, and it was ninety-nine cents, so why not? (And hot, but if I just want comics of hot chicks, there are plenty to go around.)
I don't know exactly what Kiss Me Deadly is about per se but there's a hot woman on the cover who looks badass, and I like badass women, and it was ninety-nine cents, so why not? (And hot, but if I just want comics of hot chicks, there are plenty to go around.)
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Obviously a very different title.
I don't know exactly what Kiss Me Deadly is about per se but there's a hot woman on the cover who looks badass, and I like badass women, and it was ninety-nine cents, so why not? (And hot, but if I just want comics of hot chicks, there are plenty to go around.)
I don't know exactly what Kiss Me Deadly is about per se but there's a hot woman on the cover who looks badass, and I like badass women, and it was ninety-nine cents, so why not? (And hot, but if I just want comics of hot chicks, there are plenty to go around.)
...and the one I got is Spying with Lana-Kiss Me Kinda Deadly www.indyplanet.com/spying-with-...
Spying with Lana-Kiss Me Kinda Deadly - IndyPlanet
The uncut, uncensored story of Lana! This book collects all the sexy spy action of Lana’s cases The Morning After, Best Served Hot, Black Ops White Lies, and Everybody Loves Lana, plus extra scenes an...
www.indyplanet.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
...and the one I got is Spying with Lana-Kiss Me Kinda Deadly www.indyplanet.com/spying-with-...
Not that it really matters, but the one I ordered is Kiss Me Deadly #2 (#1 is apparently not available) www.indyplanet.com/74004
- IndyPlanet
www.indyplanet.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not that it really matters, but the one I ordered is Kiss Me Deadly #2 (#1 is apparently not available) www.indyplanet.com/74004
Yep, definitely a coincidence. Couldn't be anything else, really.
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yep, definitely a coincidence. Couldn't be anything else, really.
Easiest logistics money-wise, though they have to trust me, but they're already down 3 bux and I didn't have to say anything.
In the greater scheme of things this probably doesn't matter but I was looking forward to reading that comic. Also margins are already slim, DON'T SCREW OVER THE ARTIST.
In the greater scheme of things this probably doesn't matter but I was looking forward to reading that comic. Also margins are already slim, DON'T SCREW OVER THE ARTIST.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Easiest logistics money-wise, though they have to trust me, but they're already down 3 bux and I didn't have to say anything.
In the greater scheme of things this probably doesn't matter but I was looking forward to reading that comic. Also margins are already slim, DON'T SCREW OVER THE ARTIST.
In the greater scheme of things this probably doesn't matter but I was looking forward to reading that comic. Also margins are already slim, DON'T SCREW OVER THE ARTIST.
(It's $3.99 instead of $0.99, so basically 4x the price.)
Me: Look, if you can get me the correct link, I'll legit buy the pricier title (with the titties and everything) because I can't un-download it.
Me: Look, if you can get me the correct link, I'll legit buy the pricier title (with the titties and everything) because I can't un-download it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(It's $3.99 instead of $0.99, so basically 4x the price.)
Me: Look, if you can get me the correct link, I'll legit buy the pricier title (with the titties and everything) because I can't un-download it.
Me: Look, if you can get me the correct link, I'll legit buy the pricier title (with the titties and everything) because I can't un-download it.
Me: *downloads titles*
First title is good. Second title... has been substituted with a work with a similar name. Also, titties.
OK, I'll accept that, except...
Me: Hey guys, the title you gave me costs $3 more than the one I paid for and I don't want to screw anybody over. Especially the artist.
First title is good. Second title... has been substituted with a work with a similar name. Also, titties.
OK, I'll accept that, except...
Me: Hey guys, the title you gave me costs $3 more than the one I paid for and I don't want to screw anybody over. Especially the artist.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me: *downloads titles*
First title is good. Second title... has been substituted with a work with a similar name. Also, titties.
OK, I'll accept that, except...
Me: Hey guys, the title you gave me costs $3 more than the one I paid for and I don't want to screw anybody over. Especially the artist.
First title is good. Second title... has been substituted with a work with a similar name. Also, titties.
OK, I'll accept that, except...
Me: Hey guys, the title you gave me costs $3 more than the one I paid for and I don't want to screw anybody over. Especially the artist.
I only just noticed she's playing left-handed...
Not a criticism, just noticed it.
Not a criticism, just noticed it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I only just noticed she's playing left-handed...
Not a criticism, just noticed it.
Not a criticism, just noticed it.
I just learned about Melody, like, two days ago while hoping to find some wallpaper art of Fall Barros. I see my coincidence field is still going strong.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I just learned about Melody, like, two days ago while hoping to find some wallpaper art of Fall Barros. I see my coincidence field is still going strong.
Melody, right? I was just reading a bunch of your stuff on DA.
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Melody, right? I was just reading a bunch of your stuff on DA.
Every new attack aimed at a boat of fishermen makes me want Pete Hegseth blown up and sent to the bottom of the ocean.
Though the "blown up" part is optional.
Though the "blown up" part is optional.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every new attack aimed at a boat of fishermen makes me want Pete Hegseth blown up and sent to the bottom of the ocean.
Though the "blown up" part is optional.
Though the "blown up" part is optional.
I mean the government fired them, not USGS
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I mean the government fired them, not USGS
It's probably because they fired everybody who knows how the earthquake thingies work
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's probably because they fired everybody who knows how the earthquake thingies work
It's Boomers like Kamala Harris. She should be ashamed.
And Bernie. Let's not forget Bernie.
And Bernie. Let's not forget Bernie.
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Some of y'all never had to push your own car then jump in and pop the clutch and it shows.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4iesqtkfladdoarowlki64t/bafkreibstseitih4jkraefd4aw2s6cknbsws7vn3apghnumivbygrdfnlq@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's Boomers like Kamala Harris. She should be ashamed.
And Bernie. Let's not forget Bernie.
And Bernie. Let's not forget Bernie.
I certainly didn't notice anything.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I certainly didn't notice anything.
At least they took a still from the crap movie that completely ignores everything about the comic and pissed off the entire fan base.
They probably don't know the difference.
They probably don't know the difference.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At least they took a still from the crap movie that completely ignores everything about the comic and pissed off the entire fan base.
They probably don't know the difference.
They probably don't know the difference.
Kidding about years off my real life.
Not kidding about being passive-aggressive. I honestly don't think I can do it, but I keep trying anyway.
Sometimes I think the boss just gets sick and tired and dies just so I'll piss off and stop bothering him.
Not kidding about being passive-aggressive. I honestly don't think I can do it, but I keep trying anyway.
Sometimes I think the boss just gets sick and tired and dies just so I'll piss off and stop bothering him.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kidding about years off my real life.
Not kidding about being passive-aggressive. I honestly don't think I can do it, but I keep trying anyway.
Sometimes I think the boss just gets sick and tired and dies just so I'll piss off and stop bothering him.
Not kidding about being passive-aggressive. I honestly don't think I can do it, but I keep trying anyway.
Sometimes I think the boss just gets sick and tired and dies just so I'll piss off and stop bothering him.
But it took years out of my (real) life and half my cash for the resurrections and ammo. *sigh* I'm not as young as I used to be.
But I respecked (re-specced? respeced?) my character and got better weapons that don't all use the same ammo pool.
I'm not a complete idiot. There are parts missing.
But I respecked (re-specced? respeced?) my character and got better weapons that don't all use the same ammo pool.
I'm not a complete idiot. There are parts missing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
But it took years out of my (real) life and half my cash for the resurrections and ammo. *sigh* I'm not as young as I used to be.
But I respecked (re-specced? respeced?) my character and got better weapons that don't all use the same ammo pool.
I'm not a complete idiot. There are parts missing.
But I respecked (re-specced? respeced?) my character and got better weapons that don't all use the same ammo pool.
I'm not a complete idiot. There are parts missing.
Get whiny and passive-aggressive and keep trying.
Again.
Again.
After about 10 or 15 deaths I finally fine-tune a combination of strats that optimizes my weapons and ammo and skills and baaaaaarely manages to take him down.
Well... damn, I guess it wasn't impossible for me after all.
Again.
Again.
After about 10 or 15 deaths I finally fine-tune a combination of strats that optimizes my weapons and ammo and skills and baaaaaarely manages to take him down.
Well... damn, I guess it wasn't impossible for me after all.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Get whiny and passive-aggressive and keep trying.
Again.
Again.
After about 10 or 15 deaths I finally fine-tune a combination of strats that optimizes my weapons and ammo and skills and baaaaaarely manages to take him down.
Well... damn, I guess it wasn't impossible for me after all.
Again.
Again.
After about 10 or 15 deaths I finally fine-tune a combination of strats that optimizes my weapons and ammo and skills and baaaaaarely manages to take him down.
Well... damn, I guess it wasn't impossible for me after all.