The last couple of times our Telstra ADSL has gone out I've had people nearby tell me how good their Starlink service is. I zip my lip.

I'm not a medical pro, but for precautionary reasons there's cardiac imaging in my near future which could extend to MRI.

On the other hand I don't demand that everyone who works for me trumpet that I enjoy the finest health anyone has ever enjoyed.

How high does it raise that track, how high?
How high does it raise that track, how high?
How high does it raise that track, how high?
High, high, highway to heaven...

Needs Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

If we accept this, we'll have to accept that the French have a word for railway.

Surely an exemption for those who are more Catholic than the Pope?

Southern right whale
Baudin's black cockatoo
D'Arnaud's barbet
Numbat
Black rhinoceros

Do you remember the running dogs of capitalism?

It's nice to have this quantified, but if ever there was a case of proving the bleeding obvious...

Are we counting the days to her presidential pardon?

If you use non-stick pans, best get a blender with a plastic rather than metal guard around the blades. I speak from experience.

I like it a lot (am currently reading some of Belloc's essays); but presumably one can just include "You are standing in authentic wonder etc." in the prompt.

I guess they're based on some planet that cannot imagine power cuts or internet outages.

Is this a really smart setup where your hot water system tries to buy power at the lowest spot price, or a really stupid one?