Julien Lengrand-Lambert 🥑👋
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Julien Lengrand-Lambert 🥑👋
@jlengrand.bsky.social
Head of Developer Relations 🇫🇷🇳🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦 ✨ Sucker for good #DX, #kotlin #GoogleDevExpert ✨, Editor 🇳🇱 #Java magazine . Growing my own food. #devrel #climate

🌐 https://lengrand.fr/
Kinda cool to think that you can have a whole functioning message broker that runs by itself in isolation for less than 10MB. Great going Mosquitto reducing that image size.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you need any proof that Bending Spoons is just letting #Meetups die and racking in the money of large groups already existing, simply look at the constant, daily spam of bots posting the exact same message in all groups
Time to switch, folks
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm sorry Mr Excel, but no matter how much you want to keep me continuously online, importing CSV files is NOT Legacy. And I'm laughing at you every single time you tell me it is
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Spec-Kit giving me commercial options for deployment. Great, given that's most likely what will happen anyways but it bears the question of how long it will take before LLMs are manipulated to be biased towards the platforms of their overlords ^^.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
For years I have respected @danabra.mov's for the depth and quality of his writings and thoughts. He is one of my examples of what a technical leader looks like. But this quote genuinely made me chuckle 🤭.

Dan is relocating to Japan, hire him before it's too late!
overreacted.io/hire-me-in-j...
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Way to start a Monday! A data breach that contains no less than 1.96 billion email addresses. That's not a tiny one is it!

This is obviously containing passwords from previously breached accounts. Time to double check if you have old passwords in use!
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Asked Claude to make my 100%, no thoughts given, #kotlin dekstop crossposter web compatible and so far I'm impressed. The thing actually runs, and looks the same!
Now, it's most likely nothing _actually_ works but I'm still genuinely surprised. Let's see!
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
After over 20 years of faithful service, I have the deep regret to announce that my inline skates have given up the ghost. Farewell, you will be missed. Also, darn Salomon is a good brand!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Best of both worlds, cocktail and coffee in one!
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just lost one of my kids. Can you help me find it? Last time I saw it it was dressed as a 🌈🦄 unicorn
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The spam situation on #meetup is getting completely out of hands. The same message in all groups, always from the same generated people, but I also now see hostile takeovers from inactive meetup groups. This is totally fine!
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s never too late to be 15 again! ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today is the best day of the year for a #java developer here in 🇳🇱, because it’s the day of the best conference ever: JFall!!
#JFall is so much more than a conference, it’s a gathering of friends and a proof that the jvm ecosystem is well alive and thriving over here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Yes, in the settings, but enabled by default for me without warning
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Amazon going all Duolingo on me in the morning xD.

October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Welcome back Julien, hope you enjoyed your vacations 🏖️🎉
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Starting reviewing the proposals for the next edition of @amsterdam.voxxeddays.com, from the Canary Islands. Those notes will have a taste of holidays 😬. The CFP is still open folks so send your proposals now! https://vdams26.cfp.dev/
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I had the weirdest #ios #bug this week. The "i" letter wouldn't show up any more on my homescreen, or overlay widgets . . . except Spotify! No issues with the large "I". No problem on the phone itself. Gosh I love software 😅.
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I wrote about it a few years back, for community work consistency is paramount. Our #meetup group reached 4200 members today, that's quite the milestone given this is a purely organic community. Here's to 5K soon!

www.meetup.com/tech-...
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today doesn’t start in the best of ways 😅. At least the guy who reared in me was honest, thank lord
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Today is a good day. Christmas is early this year :) #ironmaiden
September 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If that isn’t the most dutch military vehicle i ve seen i dont know what is 😂 . 🇳🇱🪖
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I think I found a better solution. Uninstalling and removing the game from my library :)
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
can someone please tell me HOW THE FUCK i'm supposed to be winning ranked like this? 3rd game in a row like this, or with an abandon. Oh, and I was reported for "not picking a tank". Screw that game #dota2
September 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ok, this is by far the dopest gym I’ve been to. Felt touched by the grace of the almighty doing my curls this morning 😂😂
September 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM