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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 5d

and they say the American dream is over

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 12d

they make her feel like a soft leather couch

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 15d

rebalancing my stock portfolio based on the White House Ball Bribery Index

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 16d

"lol don't they know about the hatch act" and Other Lies the Status Quo has told Me

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 16d

Can't wait until landlords start evicting renters based on their projected crop yields

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 18d

That whole situation gets worsebetter.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 18d

"Yeah, yeah, yeah - look, just play out a turn and I'll learn as we go."

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 18d

I feel so silly now - no one panic, we're all going to work at the Amazon gas station, in space.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 18d

I feel like we buried the lede a bit here buddy - robot army?

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 25d

#adhd

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28d

OpenAI: now that our bot is less likely to tell you to kill yourself, would you like to fuck it?

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 9

It would be very funny - and relieving - if all the most harmful voices in our society simply have mold controlling their every thought and action.

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 6

I firmly believe that marriage is a sacred commitment that can only end if widowed - as according to the sacred texts, if you are not widowed you cannot get the +2 AC bonus again.

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

mom he's uploading obviously AI generated videos instead of recording himself talking to a camera again

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

It's like if the Night of Long Knives had a blog.

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Democrats’ Unhinged Crusade Against ICE Fuels Bloodshed

The carnage in Dallas, Texas — where a maniac with “ANTI-ICE” ammo gunned down an ICE field office in an attack clearly targeted at ICE personnel — lays

www.whitehouse.gov

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

Just watched Highest 2 Lowest and I had no idea that a movie's own score could act as a secondary antagonist.

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

At 2 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, and I do not exist. On the floor is a picture of a hamburger.

At 3 cuil, you awake as a hamburger and start screaming.

Our current reality feels like about 2.5 cuil.

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What Is Cuil Theory? - Cuil Theory

cuiltheory.wikidot.com

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

✨ Random internet history ✨ CUIL THEORY

Cuil (2008) was a search engine so incredibly bad that "cuil" was proposed as a measurement for a level of abstraction from the known universe.

At 1 cuil, you ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 3

god, our simulation is melting

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 2

Can't wait to someday vote for Gavin Newsom...'s social media manager, Camille Zapata.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 2

who asked for these

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 2

that I could keep your heart beating
that I could render you small
flow your blood thin and warm
breathe into your lungs a song

that i could keep you breathing
that I could make you still
wrap you in a single perfect moment
trade your fading glow for mine

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 1

CEOs after indiscriminately laying off all their staff and replacing them with AI

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 1

Pseudoscience and snake oil is not a rebellion against the establishment.

typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · Oct 1

If you need me, I'll be with my Emotional Support Video Game.