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Jjengar
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PhD need to thaw the brain exercise the pen cook dinner do the laundry & CLEAN THE TOILET (that’s a metaphor)
Kids gone now
Oldies too 😢 damn Covid 😞😷
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Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
(same name on the dying bird and extinct elephant)
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Definitely not a place you want to move to.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🫢🫣🤫
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It all makes cents now
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tried to buy some at Mitre10 today - got given the third degree by a hyper vigilant anti gardener who actually followed me around the store!

Had to abandon my trolley in aisle 17 and threw them off the scent in the tradies section. It was a close call 😬
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Putting planks over the carrot seedlings, like they’re incognito decking leftovers
a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face while holding her hand to her mouth .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face while holding her hand to her mouth .
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November 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Unreal
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I cant believe anyone has commented about the Springbok Choy riots back in 1981.
#nzl 🌱🇳🇿
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ooooh, you’re in trouble now!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Goodie!
Enough to share 😃
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fantastic 💖
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path
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November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
and productivity

The #CoC slash and burn is not productivity
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
… or pronunciation
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is excellent.
The #CoC dim-simpletons need to get an education.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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As Craig Renney revealed to a shocked Dr Gary Payinda, Te Whatu Ora underspent its wages budget by $500m which has been signed off by Willis & returned to general coffers. Let that sink in. The money was there, but they deliberately underspent. On orders?
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM