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Jim Smith
@jism.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith and web worker based in Aotearoa, New Zealand. He and him.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm at the other place.
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An important annual reminder ...
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don't make a fuss, but my last three followers have all been hot women ... making me walk a little taller, for sure. 🦚
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey #SecretSantaAoNZ ! Just been told my parcel arrived today and has been secreted away until Opening Day. Cheers to you!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just checked and ... Scotland's still in the World Cup.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Argh! Kiddo's Epro8 semi has gone to a three-way tie break for the third final spot! Aarrgghh!
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Every single night my neighbour "weeds" his garden with a petrol strimmer. Starts at six and goes for at least an hour. He does this because he is a cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Holy Snowballs! My #SecretSantaAoNZ has posted my gift before I even had a chance to apologise for not doing any hints yet!! Much respect to my gifter. Better start seriously thinking about my giftee! #HoHoHo
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Scotland's in the world cup
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
See the Epstein emails as if you were logged into his Gmail.
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Hit up the elves if you’ve missed out and want to play!! We have our elvish ways to get you in the game!! But hurry! Don’t dilly-dally!! #SecretSantaAoNZ 🎄🎁
Damn i missed sign ups for Secret Santa 😢
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Tomorrow's front page 📰

The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#SCODEN
Air McTominay
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh flower of Scotland.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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⚽️ NZ v Ecuador, coverage on TVNZ starting a 2:20pm. You’ll need to take the menu to the Sport > Football page. It’s not on the main channels.

RNZ story: All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...
All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
All Whites will end the year against one of football's best defences in world No.23 Ecuador.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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I've made some playlists to go with my book, Songs From The Shaky Isles. One covers 1900-1960; the next covers the 1960s. All songs written by NZers, organised chronologically by order of composition, with versions picked for listenability. Available on Spotify & Apple Music:
linktr.ee/garethshute
Songs From Shaky Isles | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
View garethshute’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
linktr.ee
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Former GB News Dan Wootton has denied that he posed as a woman in order to trick a male colleague into sharing sexual images and a video with him. BBC report on civil proceedings at the High Court in London: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dan Wootton denies catfishing claim by 'former colleague'
In High Court documents, the broadcaster said he did not trick a man into sending him explicit photos.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If you use Gboard, there's been an update at some point and now you can combine emojis. I'm not a big emoji user but this is quite fun. They work fine in messages but appear here as massive icons, which sends a bit much tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Charlie must be a busy boy keeping up with all his other dead relatives!
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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🎶✨ Proud Mum Alert ✨🎶

Bella's winning song from the 2025 Play It Strange Junior Songwriting Competition has been officially released today 🎊🥳

👉🏼 Infected Brain by Beaonthedl

You can listen on all streaming platforms, or find it here:

music.drm.co.nz/2025-jr-song...

🎵✨
Play It Strange 2025 Junior Songwriting Competition - Volume 1
Choose your preferred music service
music.drm.co.nz
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Warehouse has my book for cheap! Only $32! (Though obviously independent bookstores are much better if you can afford the RRP)
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM