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[design company name redacted] once again rejecting my fursona plushie application due to "unrealistic design specifications". a plushie needing to survive orbital re-entry is a perfectly reasonable request amd these people are being mean to me for no reason. i am not budging on this point
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The power to build unbelievably complicated new forms of technology, only for the grand pitch from its architects to be "I'm lazy, incurious, and profoundly weird. Please join me."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
how come head only refers to suckin dick and never eatin pussy? #FEMINISM
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this christmas i want a philly cheesesteak and a bitch to give me #head
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Boymeat Biter is Online
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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true crime podcasters should have a clearance rate except if you’re not able to solve the crime you’re not allowed to do more podcasts
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Dudes being guys
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”

Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
can you airdrop me some pussy
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
shawty got nomenclature
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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AI made their stupid fucking commercial.

You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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lazy clive and shula
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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the bite of 6 7
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
on season 4 of Mad Men and don draper just paid a hooker to slap him in the face during sex. bro really is just like me
December 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
what if there was a tv show that had video game series chronology? like season 5 takes place before season 2 and after season 6
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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fabel sketch #oc
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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2023+2025 martial artist's vests #ffxiv
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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"If you use a program like Photoshop to make art, isn't that next door to using AI?"

FUCK no. I'm utilizing tools designed to implement the conscious decisions of a creative human mind. You are typing some words into a magic plagiarism machine and letting it do all the work. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM