Jimmy Perez
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social
Solving crimes. Brooding. Now on Orkney.
Waited exactly 1 day too late to hang Christmas lights. Bleh.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Waited exactly 1 day too late to hang Christmas lights. Bleh.
I prefer the work of Fredric March
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I prefer the work of Fredric March
I just had this moment with my direct counterpart at one of our largest competitors.
“The conversation was so pleasant that I almost forgot why we were there.”
“The conversation was so pleasant that I almost forgot why we were there.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I just had this moment with my direct counterpart at one of our largest competitors.
“The conversation was so pleasant that I almost forgot why we were there.”
“The conversation was so pleasant that I almost forgot why we were there.”
Maybe in a future administration we can take away the retirement of worthless officers who never contributed to anything and got a free lifetime ride from taxpayers.
Want jail hard working public servants? Maybe we’ll just punish fascist, MAGA retirees?
Want jail hard working public servants? Maybe we’ll just punish fascist, MAGA retirees?
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Maybe in a future administration we can take away the retirement of worthless officers who never contributed to anything and got a free lifetime ride from taxpayers.
Want jail hard working public servants? Maybe we’ll just punish fascist, MAGA retirees?
Want jail hard working public servants? Maybe we’ll just punish fascist, MAGA retirees?
Terrible 4x FOS Navy Nurse O4 on FB. I’m sure this is getting good press with the evangelical, son part of the growing fourth reich at USAFA crowd.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Terrible 4x FOS Navy Nurse O4 on FB. I’m sure this is getting good press with the evangelical, son part of the growing fourth reich at USAFA crowd.
Literally an entirely empty parking lot and you put the generator right next to me?
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Literally an entirely empty parking lot and you put the generator right next to me?
Hey fam, reply with pictures of your best issues of The CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics. I’ll bet there are some good ones out there!
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey fam, reply with pictures of your best issues of The CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics. I’ll bet there are some good ones out there!
Garlic bread make from Costco Ciabatta and some shredded Parmesan eaten over a sink? Elite.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Garlic bread make from Costco Ciabatta and some shredded Parmesan eaten over a sink? Elite.
Looking at the hand but just ignoring his crazy weird looking head?
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Looking at the hand but just ignoring his crazy weird looking head?
God I hate FB so much.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
God I hate FB so much.
You can find everything on FB marketplace.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You can find everything on FB marketplace.
We get free fresh fruit every Tuesday morning and apparently this week it’s turned into a “fuck it, eat this” box.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We get free fresh fruit every Tuesday morning and apparently this week it’s turned into a “fuck it, eat this” box.
It’ll be fine. PHX is always a bit bumpy on landing because of the mountains. Not a terrible day to fly
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It’ll be fine. PHX is always a bit bumpy on landing because of the mountains. Not a terrible day to fly
This looks like the Twitter reply guys meme.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This looks like the Twitter reply guys meme.
Put it in, let it swell = enjoy
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Put it in, let it swell = enjoy
Amazing, just picked up myself something Barbour for under $100. I can’t wait.
Thank you @arditidpopolo.bsky.social !!
Thank you @arditidpopolo.bsky.social !!
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Amazing, just picked up myself something Barbour for under $100. I can’t wait.
Thank you @arditidpopolo.bsky.social !!
Thank you @arditidpopolo.bsky.social !!
“I don’t really know him”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“I don’t really know him”
A little aurora borealis action.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A little aurora borealis action.
Current status
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Current status
Social Media: “Happy Veterans Day!” Here’s a picture of me when I was 19! lol. So young!
LinkedIn: “Not a veteran? F-you!”
LinkedIn: “Not a veteran? F-you!”
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Social Media: “Happy Veterans Day!” Here’s a picture of me when I was 19! lol. So young!
LinkedIn: “Not a veteran? F-you!”
LinkedIn: “Not a veteran? F-you!”
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
Maybe the other option is you’re just an impatient parent with a child who can’t get it right. That’s ok. Just admit it and move on and do better.
And no, homeschooling in your case is not a good option.
And no, homeschooling in your case is not a good option.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Maybe the other option is you’re just an impatient parent with a child who can’t get it right. That’s ok. Just admit it and move on and do better.
And no, homeschooling in your case is not a good option.
And no, homeschooling in your case is not a good option.