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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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hay in one end, milk out the udder 🐮
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
hay in one end, milk out the udder 🐮
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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a northern european woman will eat this, work 4hrs at the Langfaart Logistik shipping container company, repeat, work 4 more hours, then eat something called "pasta mexikansk" and live to be 112
July 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
a northern european woman will eat this, work 4hrs at the Langfaart Logistik shipping container company, repeat, work 4 more hours, then eat something called "pasta mexikansk" and live to be 112
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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece
February 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece
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Thought I’d add the clip!
January 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Thought I’d add the clip!
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Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance
Boss: it's broken and does nothing
Me: shit
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Choose wisely
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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