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Jesus H Christ
@jhchrist.bsky.social
I'm Jesus H Christ on Twitter--despise DonOld, Elmo's a bloated nitwit+want to see a woman POTUS before I die. Retired military, old as dirt, female human. If you aren't racist, sexist, bigoted or mean (esp. to kids) you're OK! No DMs! I'm NOT (too) RUDE!
THAT will be a beaut of a race!!!

I wish "The Tube" many slaloms down the plane stairs as he hustles to and from campaign (or is that cam-PAIN? LOL) stops! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

youtu.be/-deCAhX-KWY?...
Senator Tommy Tuberville Falls Down The Stairs Getting Off Airplane
YouTube video by PocketCast News
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hmmm. Not enough to make one of those creepy chairs.

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November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Because THAT guy ratted out the MIDDLE guy to the FIRST guy?

He had access to everything, even after those national security "meanies" said he's compromised and shouldn't have a clearance.

Who remembers that?
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
PUTIN wrote it!!!

It's trash!!!

Send drones to the Kremlin to explain it to him!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if her asshole cousin wasn't defunding and ending all of this cancer research? What an evil, cruel knife to twist.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
DOJ is worthless.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
FAFO, Wheels, FAFO!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He didn't need that Russian money. He still had plenty left over from showing us his hiney on I'm A Celebrity!

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Nigel Farage lawyers issue 'furious' letter to ITV over his naked I'm A Celeb shower scene
YouTube video by Celebritynews
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Todd doesn't like seeing DonOLD tooting Mamdani like an ocarina?
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
YES, hide that name that begins with a T and ends with a P and rhymes with DUMP!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He looks like he's ready to dish out an Orange BJ!!

I hear he's famous for them!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM