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Jesse Gamble
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@adef.bsky.social I'm doing my part?
Twitch most used emote: adefDance
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Twitch Recap 2025 "Your Favorite Streamers Most watched channel: GamesDoneQuick. Hours watched, 213. Channel points earned, 40,520." The rest of the top 5 are: adef: 126 hours watched, 656 chats sent Remap Radio: 107 hours watched, 171 chats sent GiantBomb: 16 hours watched Nextlander: 11 hours watched
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Well the @giantbomb.bsky.social extended universe continues to dominate my podcast listening
@remapradio.bsky.social @morecivilized.bsky.social @friends-table.bsky.social @techpod.content.town @shiftf1podcast.bsky.social

Also Overcast is awesome
Overcast 2025 listening stats Nextlander 155 hours Remap Radio 155 hours Giantbombcast 98 hours Voicemail Dump truck 46 hours Friends at the Table 46 hours A More Civilized Age 43 hours Techpod 42 hours Shift F1 42 hours Friends at the Table Patreon feed 26 hours
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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It's good!
Screenshot of my ChargePoint app showing charging costs from our last 6 EV charges at home. They're all under $6 for between 70 and 199 miles of range
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Jesus, I see what you have done for other people, and I want that for me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
The poster for the cancelled Netflix series GLOW
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I still have copy of the book. With highlights and underlines and notes about the performance. I forgot there were more than the 2 of us. Apparently I played Guildenstern.
A photo of the cover of a paperback copy of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead A photo of a blank page from the book outlining the scenes our group would perform and a list of the casting.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Why would you lie 'bout anythin' at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings at the United Nations
Lil Jon, he always tells the truth
Pope Leo XIV looks like he's singing into the microphone on front of him
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Sometimes I take real photos with an actual camera
The sun is setting over the Pacific Ocean, very yellow/orange over everything. There are some bare branches in the upper left corner. The lower right is very dark, lava rock jutting into the water. A lone sail boat sits small on the horizon on the right, while the left shows a bunch of palm trees, black against the setting sum. The bright orange/yellow sun is nearly to the horizon.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Gen Z has ALREADY STOPPED SPENDING AS MUCH MONEY ON TREATS!
Boatwright said the company’s customer surveys showed many believed Chipotle was no longer affordable. People in households that bring in less than $100,000 a year drive about 40% of Chipotle’s sales. Another problem: 25- to 34-year-olds, who make up 25% of Chipotle’s sales, “pulled back meaningfully.” “I think there’s a component of a more discerning consumer, and I think most of it – the majority of it – is this massive pullback,” Boatwright said. “That household under $100,000 a year is pulling back.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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dril tweet and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Dril tweet "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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When you just cannot with everything so you scream in the car on the way home from the grocery store and your watch gets nervous about the loud noise.
IOS Health warning about sound levels. "sound levels hit 100 decibels. Even a few minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss." Below is a chart showing a 15 minute period mostly under 80db but with a spike at 119db
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Lieutenant Columbo, man of culture
Columbo standing in a bookshop, holding up a large, hardcover book titled "A New History of Erotic Art" sideways, looking at it admiringly.
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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"Why can't you just be normal" meme. Top image has added "Every Mariners Dan" Bottom image has added "Mariners"
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Goms!
A photo from the 300 level of T-mobile Park. The left side is a sign I'm holding in my left hand saying "Might as well go win the whole fucking thing" while on the right you can see the Seattle skyline, Lumen field, and the outfield of the park.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We all knew @minakimes.bsky.social was talented, but not that she also KNOWS things. This SCORAGAMI series has been awesome!
Screenshot from Episode 3 of Secret Base's "SCORAGAMI!" series. Text reads "Societal collapse imminent. Must credit: NFL Analyst Mina Kimes"
September 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Adding alt text cause this right here is exactly where we're at with the Democrats.
Early on, Ta-Nehisi Coates observed, "We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can't the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can't draw the line at genocide, you probably can't draw the line at democracy."
September 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Ahh, this rules so much! @spl.org has a program called "Your Next 5" where you full out a form talking about what books you enjoy (or don't) and they'll email you a personally curated list of things they think you'll like! Thank you Misha for the recs!
Hello Jesse, Thanks for using Your Next 5 Books! We love helping people find new books to read. Here’s your eaudiobook list in the catalog, if you want to place any holds. It can be challenging to find modern or readily available read-alikes for Rex Stout or Wodehouse, and Pratchett is in a league of his own and wrote such densely hilarious fantasies in prolific abundance that few can rival his mastery of world-building, incisive humor, and memorable characters with as much aplomb or output. T L Huchu's The Library of the Dead does deliver on the snarky narrator front. First in the Edinburgh Nights series, it is a humorous dark fantasy that features a young protagonist who feels world-weary despite her age. Ropa can speak to the recently dead and does the work for families for a fee. Her navigation of the world beyond the world gives her a skewed and sometimes hilarious worldview. Midnight Riot by Ben Aaronovitch is the first in a fantasy mystery series set in an alternate London with tonal shifts from the humorous to the noir. Follow Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale and Probationary Constable Peter Grant into the darker corners of London where an old evil stirs and many strange creatures and fellows are to be found.
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Folks are posting their first Steam purchases. None of my first 5 Steam purchases are actually my first 5 Steam purchases (it moves them around in purchase history based on updates)

So here's my years of service instead
Screenshot of my Steam profile showing my 21 years of service badge. Member since September 24, 2003.
August 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Oh contraire
The Lian Li aquarium case
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Felix Hernandez, both arms raised to the sky, standing on one leg, celebrating a Perfect Game.
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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But also...

Agony and extacy from mere weeks apart.
Ken Griffey Jr BEAMING at the bottom of a dogpile of Mariners after sliding into home and winning the ALDS
July 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Alex Rodriguez and Joey Cora are in the Mariners dugout after losing in the ALCS in 1995. Alex is looking to the right, with his left hand on the back of Joey's head, who is slumped forward with his head in his hands, crying.
July 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM