This is obviously not true because he is engaged to me and would never cheat on me

So is LinkedIn BTW. Not sure they're reaching their target audience but they are trying.

I’m with Kamala Harris on this one: Let’s make capitalism work for everyone. In Target’s case, I say pay employees a living wage while also turning a profit . . . or fail. It’s okay for Target to fail. Failure allows a new capitalist to enter the market, pay employees fairly, and turn a profit.

And SweetFarts

You forgot S&Ms

My brain lives in the gutter.

Footsie pop

I will say those Brez drinks put me on my ass and have no booze.

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There's a billion things on the market now with adaptogenic stuff in them that give you a buzz but aren't booze. However there is not apparently a product marketed as a shooter. This is the business idea of the century.

Maybe you too would like to bitch about Taylor Swift for a moment, then: www.wired.com/story/taylor...

This might be part of Hesgeth's secret plan to have less "fat soldiers" - deploy them to cities so they have to walk around the block a few times a day.

Also trying to wrap my head around the fact that I am apparently familiar enough with the Jonas Brothers to know them when I hear them. 🤦‍♀️

We are on the WORST timeline.

You should watch Uranus Attacks. It's on most streaming platforms and is a fun comedy/horror movie.