Jennifer Graham
@jennrgraham.bsky.social
Sociology professor and professional ChatGPT identifier. Just trying to teach these kids something. Texan by birth; Masshole by choice, but will always hate Dunkin’. Whataburger forever. Go Coogs.🐾
I just don’t think we should be murdering fishermen…
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I just don’t think we should be murdering fishermen…
I am so tired of our subscription-based world. My biggest old cranky opinion is that I just want to own stuff that can't or won't be bricked when something goes down or a bill isn't paid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am so tired of our subscription-based world. My biggest old cranky opinion is that I just want to own stuff that can't or won't be bricked when something goes down or a bill isn't paid.
He is 100% perfect for every role he’s taken. Just breathtakingly good at choosing projects.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He is 100% perfect for every role he’s taken. Just breathtakingly good at choosing projects.
Half my teaching life boils down to, “yeah, that’s not what he said…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Half my teaching life boils down to, “yeah, that’s not what he said…”
My husband bought this album this week, listened to it for the first time, and then came in to tell me, “damn, that’s a great album; you were right.” I have no idea what he was doing in 1998, but better late than never, I guess.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My husband bought this album this week, listened to it for the first time, and then came in to tell me, “damn, that’s a great album; you were right.” I have no idea what he was doing in 1998, but better late than never, I guess.
Oooh. I like this one.
The Toadies
Gin Blossoms
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Matt Nathanson
Gary Clark, Jr.
The Toadies
Gin Blossoms
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Matt Nathanson
Gary Clark, Jr.
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oooh. I like this one.
The Toadies
Gin Blossoms
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Matt Nathanson
Gary Clark, Jr.
The Toadies
Gin Blossoms
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Matt Nathanson
Gary Clark, Jr.
My Southern family secret is half cornbread and half white bread with sausage mixed in. Never dry. Perfection every year.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My Southern family secret is half cornbread and half white bread with sausage mixed in. Never dry. Perfection every year.
They ain’t the Cardiac Coogs for nothing…
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They ain’t the Cardiac Coogs for nothing…
My kid just yelled, “why are y’all like this?!” 😂 Welcome to bring a Coogs fan, kiddo.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My kid just yelled, “why are y’all like this?!” 😂 Welcome to bring a Coogs fan, kiddo.
It's a must-visit out here, but if you're in downtown, Familiars is owned by the same people, so there's some overlap in the goodness. ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's a must-visit out here, but if you're in downtown, Familiars is owned by the same people, so there's some overlap in the goodness. ❤️
Oh, my blender and sink look like a horror show. Like a little purple alien had a tragic accident.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oh, my blender and sink look like a horror show. Like a little purple alien had a tragic accident.
A mostly gone berry smoothie and coffee (in a mug from the best pie place in the area; wishing the smoothie was berry pie instead). Good morning! ☀️
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A mostly gone berry smoothie and coffee (in a mug from the best pie place in the area; wishing the smoothie was berry pie instead). Good morning! ☀️
Tell you what, Sean, stop packing us in like abused sardines, and I’ll upgrade my sweatpants.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tell you what, Sean, stop packing us in like abused sardines, and I’ll upgrade my sweatpants.
Babylon is a banger; I'm thrilled every time it comes on, no matter the station.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Babylon is a banger; I'm thrilled every time it comes on, no matter the station.
Currently thinking about how many of my students felt this way yesterday
a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
Alt: Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec throwing his computer into a dumpster.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Currently thinking about how many of my students felt this way yesterday
I had the “wait, didn’t she say she didn’t have sex with him” thought followed by “oh, god, why do I know that? Please make it stop” thought.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had the “wait, didn’t she say she didn’t have sex with him” thought followed by “oh, god, why do I know that? Please make it stop” thought.
Listen, I think they might need to take another looksee at PeePaw’s brain.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Listen, I think they might need to take another looksee at PeePaw’s brain.
We should all know less about each other.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We should all know less about each other.
An SNL writer just threw a laptop across the room.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An SNL writer just threw a laptop across the room.
I used to make my intro to sociology students go on a scavenger hunt for "pointlessly gendered products". This would be perfect.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I used to make my intro to sociology students go on a scavenger hunt for "pointlessly gendered products". This would be perfect.
100%. I could remember calculus, but instead? “Me and the rest of my heathens” is occupying that space.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
100%. I could remember calculus, but instead? “Me and the rest of my heathens” is occupying that space.
That's a great one! This one came out 2 weeks after I turned 16, and I wore this CD out.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That's a great one! This one came out 2 weeks after I turned 16, and I wore this CD out.