Joshua Keep
@jekeep.bsky.social
Working class (USA Today/Wall Street Journal) bestselling author! Numerous Amazon All-Star winner. Husband of the cooler @jmkeep.bsky.social! cPTSD, love, disability & Union talk. Newfoundlander.
I block anyone defending "genAI".
#Horror #Romancelandia
I block anyone defending "genAI".
#Horror #Romancelandia
Seems Laszlo just woke up from a nightmare about the ceiling light again. So he needed cuddles after growling and barking at it a while. Then I stood up and the dining room chandelier was close to my head, and he looked very concerned for me. (FYI He has a lifelong fear of ceiling lights.)
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Seems Laszlo just woke up from a nightmare about the ceiling light again. So he needed cuddles after growling and barking at it a while. Then I stood up and the dining room chandelier was close to my head, and he looked very concerned for me. (FYI He has a lifelong fear of ceiling lights.)
It was the first frozen puddle day of the year! And little Laszlo showed his mettle as a true Keep by rushing ahead and breaking the very first piece of ice!
Made a good glass shattering sound.
Made a good glass shattering sound.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It was the first frozen puddle day of the year! And little Laszlo showed his mettle as a true Keep by rushing ahead and breaking the very first piece of ice!
Made a good glass shattering sound.
Made a good glass shattering sound.
Been recovering from the spinal issue enough to go walking around the community again. And always being grateful for having married the best person I've ever met. I can't imagine facing life's endless challenges without her at my side. <3
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been recovering from the spinal issue enough to go walking around the community again. And always being grateful for having married the best person I've ever met. I can't imagine facing life's endless challenges without her at my side. <3
Oh sure! Here's our boy Laszlo
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh sure! Here's our boy Laszlo
Yeah, but I'm not now. And I'm happy about that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yeah, but I'm not now. And I'm happy about that.
Playing the original Hyrule Warriors, and the story has such horny Zelda fanfic vibes. Everyone's thirsting for Link, lotsa fanservice. Everyone's been sexed up, Ganondorf's a smoke show.
It rules TBQH
It rules TBQH
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Playing the original Hyrule Warriors, and the story has such horny Zelda fanfic vibes. Everyone's thirsting for Link, lotsa fanservice. Everyone's been sexed up, Ganondorf's a smoke show.
It rules TBQH
It rules TBQH
They're falling back to the right-wing retreat of "umm actually it's not pedophilia it's hebephilia".
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They're falling back to the right-wing retreat of "umm actually it's not pedophilia it's hebephilia".
Not linking the article, but this is so dumb. Most RPGs still don't have romance. And even the ones that do? It is almost always an optional side thing. Nobody is making you do romance! You can just not do it!
Christ I hate gamer takes.
Christ I hate gamer takes.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not linking the article, but this is so dumb. Most RPGs still don't have romance. And even the ones that do? It is almost always an optional side thing. Nobody is making you do romance! You can just not do it!
Christ I hate gamer takes.
Christ I hate gamer takes.
Not of the French variety, but I can relate! Solvin' crimes with my lil' pal.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not of the French variety, but I can relate! Solvin' crimes with my lil' pal.
Okay here we go, they are pretending to be a labour affiliated site to defend "AI". Mystery solved, I guess? Fucking astroturfing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Okay here we go, they are pretending to be a labour affiliated site to defend "AI". Mystery solved, I guess? Fucking astroturfing.
The more I look into this, the more the entire site seems a fraud. Not only is EVERYTHING done by AI--from fonts to writing--but the only person linked is someone who once ran a NFT scam and has no connection to organized labour.
Tip jar doesn't work, so attempt to fish for labour activist data?
Tip jar doesn't work, so attempt to fish for labour activist data?
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The more I look into this, the more the entire site seems a fraud. Not only is EVERYTHING done by AI--from fonts to writing--but the only person linked is someone who once ran a NFT scam and has no connection to organized labour.
Tip jar doesn't work, so attempt to fish for labour activist data?
Tip jar doesn't work, so attempt to fish for labour activist data?
Playing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity with @jmkeep.bsky.social and reminded of the dudes who said Zelda isn't a REAL game, because it's a girls game.
But y'know, they kinda have a point? The lead is a cute twinky guy. The games are packed with big, powerful women who break from beauty standards.
But y'know, they kinda have a point? The lead is a cute twinky guy. The games are packed with big, powerful women who break from beauty standards.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Playing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity with @jmkeep.bsky.social and reminded of the dudes who said Zelda isn't a REAL game, because it's a girls game.
But y'know, they kinda have a point? The lead is a cute twinky guy. The games are packed with big, powerful women who break from beauty standards.
But y'know, they kinda have a point? The lead is a cute twinky guy. The games are packed with big, powerful women who break from beauty standards.
This is the best version of Pet Sematary. Don't argue with me.
Also the father is one of the best film men on screen. A good dad, a compassionate doctor, thoughtful, respectful of all.
Also the father is one of the best film men on screen. A good dad, a compassionate doctor, thoughtful, respectful of all.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This is the best version of Pet Sematary. Don't argue with me.
Also the father is one of the best film men on screen. A good dad, a compassionate doctor, thoughtful, respectful of all.
Also the father is one of the best film men on screen. A good dad, a compassionate doctor, thoughtful, respectful of all.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Put on the movie "Livescream" and oh boy.
It's just one guy playing games, screaming, acting scared by some rather simple looking graphics. And that is seemingly the entire movie.
Did not finish.
It's just one guy playing games, screaming, acting scared by some rather simple looking graphics. And that is seemingly the entire movie.
Did not finish.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Put on the movie "Livescream" and oh boy.
It's just one guy playing games, screaming, acting scared by some rather simple looking graphics. And that is seemingly the entire movie.
Did not finish.
It's just one guy playing games, screaming, acting scared by some rather simple looking graphics. And that is seemingly the entire movie.
Did not finish.
Welp, Laszlo's harness snapped during our morning walk today. Nothin' like a good heart attack to jolt me awake!
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Welp, Laszlo's harness snapped during our morning walk today. Nothin' like a good heart attack to jolt me awake!
Your Mount Rushmore of game consoles/handhelds
(Excluding the Nintendo Switch 2, because it's brand new and feels unfair to steal the spotlight from Switch 1, as a direct upgrade.)
(Excluding the Nintendo Switch 2, because it's brand new and feels unfair to steal the spotlight from Switch 1, as a direct upgrade.)
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Your Mount Rushmore of game consoles/handhelds
(Excluding the Nintendo Switch 2, because it's brand new and feels unfair to steal the spotlight from Switch 1, as a direct upgrade.)
(Excluding the Nintendo Switch 2, because it's brand new and feels unfair to steal the spotlight from Switch 1, as a direct upgrade.)
The US: "China is an aggressive threat to the whole world!"
Also the US: "Yeah our military boys are gonna wear these."
Also the US: "Yeah our military boys are gonna wear these."
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The US: "China is an aggressive threat to the whole world!"
Also the US: "Yeah our military boys are gonna wear these."
Also the US: "Yeah our military boys are gonna wear these."
Up next for our #horrorsky viewing, @jmkeep.bsky.social put on "Monster: The Ed gein Story". Low expectations.
First impressions: dude has to go through some extremes just to wank off.
First impressions: dude has to go through some extremes just to wank off.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Up next for our #horrorsky viewing, @jmkeep.bsky.social put on "Monster: The Ed gein Story". Low expectations.
First impressions: dude has to go through some extremes just to wank off.
First impressions: dude has to go through some extremes just to wank off.
Up next for our #horrorsy viewing, is "The Grudge". The American version of the quite excellent Ju-On: The Grudge.
We've seen this before, but I don't much remember anything from it. Other than that Sarah Michelle Gellar is in it. Which has to be worth something.
We've seen this before, but I don't much remember anything from it. Other than that Sarah Michelle Gellar is in it. Which has to be worth something.
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Up next for our #horrorsy viewing, is "The Grudge". The American version of the quite excellent Ju-On: The Grudge.
We've seen this before, but I don't much remember anything from it. Other than that Sarah Michelle Gellar is in it. Which has to be worth something.
We've seen this before, but I don't much remember anything from it. Other than that Sarah Michelle Gellar is in it. Which has to be worth something.
Tonight we watched "The Last Horror Movie". It was very much like a cross between "Man Bites Dog" and "Creep".
Pretty good altogether, though the core conceit doesn't work in the post-video era, alas. But it was a neat little throwback to that time!
Pretty good altogether, though the core conceit doesn't work in the post-video era, alas. But it was a neat little throwback to that time!
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight we watched "The Last Horror Movie". It was very much like a cross between "Man Bites Dog" and "Creep".
Pretty good altogether, though the core conceit doesn't work in the post-video era, alas. But it was a neat little throwback to that time!
Pretty good altogether, though the core conceit doesn't work in the post-video era, alas. But it was a neat little throwback to that time!
Tonight's #horrorsky watch is: Dark Water, the original Japanese. We're continuing our Japanese horror streak of the past couple weeks.
This is a first-time watch for us! And we're going in rather blind.
This is a first-time watch for us! And we're going in rather blind.
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tonight's #horrorsky watch is: Dark Water, the original Japanese. We're continuing our Japanese horror streak of the past couple weeks.
This is a first-time watch for us! And we're going in rather blind.
This is a first-time watch for us! And we're going in rather blind.
This guy's haircut is doing him NO favors. Off to a rough start on that token alone.
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This guy's haircut is doing him NO favors. Off to a rough start on that token alone.
Not my home but I know my way around 🙂↕️
October 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not my home but I know my way around 🙂↕️
For tonights #horrorsky watch: we're doing "Pulse" (2001).
@jmkeep.bsky.social and I watched this originally back around the time it came out. I'd thought about it repeatedly since then, but could never track it down, because I always mistakenly thought it was a Ringu sequel. A friend set us right!
@jmkeep.bsky.social and I watched this originally back around the time it came out. I'd thought about it repeatedly since then, but could never track it down, because I always mistakenly thought it was a Ringu sequel. A friend set us right!
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
For tonights #horrorsky watch: we're doing "Pulse" (2001).
@jmkeep.bsky.social and I watched this originally back around the time it came out. I'd thought about it repeatedly since then, but could never track it down, because I always mistakenly thought it was a Ringu sequel. A friend set us right!
@jmkeep.bsky.social and I watched this originally back around the time it came out. I'd thought about it repeatedly since then, but could never track it down, because I always mistakenly thought it was a Ringu sequel. A friend set us right!