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Jeff Whitmire
@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social
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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him

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I'd buy one!

(Disclaimer: I would not look this good in one...) 😅
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive! We'll be back next week with "Alone!" Have a great week and see you soon!
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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No!!!! Don't go!!!!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The FBI has damn pretty shoes.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I could be wrong, but I thing they need to get to the chopp-a!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Because it's his favorite Jodie Foster movie.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Oil rig of the damned.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Ok, yeah. That was awesome!!!
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December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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He totally just cleared Billy Joel on the fire starting allegations.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I'm uh...starting to think Kersh may not have the best interests of the X-Files in mind.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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They are definitely getting their steps in today.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Just kiss already!!!

What? Just me?!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This is why you don't bite the ink pen!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Scully autopsy! Take a shot!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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That you're Spooky, Mulder!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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"YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!! IT'S RESERVED!"
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December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Mulder came back from the dead to stir the political pot.

I like his style!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Looks like someone did his homework!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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"It's my office. MINE!!!"
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December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Lighters up everyone!!!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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There can be only one!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Uh oh. The drier's acting up again!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This looks like a perfect set-up for The Thing like shenanigans!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hitting play now on "Vienen!" Welcome Monday night Spooky Crew!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Ready... for Doggett to apparently touch a strange alien substance without gloves again.

Cuz why not?!
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December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM