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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️
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Me too crème fraîche. Me too.
The lid of a crème fraîche pot that reads "HALF FAT - Crème Fraiche"
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My 2025

How it started vs. How it’s going
A young and pristine Peter Falk, as inspector Columbo An older and disheveled Peter Falk, still as Columbo, who looks like he has been hoisted by his own petard, Looney Tunes style
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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👍🏻
A blue poster, for Soylent Green It reads: It's PEOPLE!… Best Loved Biscuit
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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a green exit sign with a stick figure running out to a door escaping from giant tentacles
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS!
A eight tiers wedding "cake" made of different cheese wheels
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Totally forgot to promote one of my T-shirt perfect for Halloween…
I'm an idiot
A beige T-shirt with a mock version of the Converse logo reading "convent all star" The star is inverted
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
The blue fluffy family - three young ball like kids, two adult (?) parents and a teenager with headphones on, all squished together on a brown sofa - of the new British Gas campaign
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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No idea what's wrong with my corgi tonight. She's not herself.
A big cushion like squishy plush-toy, supposedly a ginger corgi, on the sofa next to me
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Me [every time a mutual appears on tv]: I KNOW THEM FROM ONLINE!
DiCaprio pointing (enthusiastically, maybe)
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Drop something freaky
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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That's how we serve them in France
8 dates, the fruit, on a tiny branch that could look like a string if you squint
October 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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On theme.
Have a nice Friday everyone!
A frothy home mixed margarita in a (martini) cocktail glass
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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DIDN'T YOU USE TO MOW MY LAWN BOY?!
Photograph from Trump's state visit to the UK, showing Trump and King Charles standing between to lines of soldiers, possibly Irish Guards, in red jackets, black trousers and black bearskin hats. Trump seems to be talking/shouting at one of the guard.
September 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A still from the movie Jurassic Park when the T-Rex chases Jeff Goldblum in the rain at night, next to a broken fence, but the dinosaur has been replaced by a giant duck. In the bottom right corner of the image, the famous red and black logo now reads "Jurassic Quack"
September 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Happy Birthday Mar— wait, what?!
A Super Albert T-shirt featuring Albert Einstein drawn in Super Mario style, jumping and punching the air (while sticking is tongue out)
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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What do you mean?
August 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Donald Quixote here…
A screenshot from the X account Republicans against Trump that reads "Trump in Scotland: I say two things to Europe. Stop the windmills. I really mean it. It's so sad. You fly over and you see these windmills all over the place, ruining your beautiful fields and valleys and killing your birds" it's punctuated with a clown emoji and feature a still of some news channel with the human cheetos and the ticker "Breaking News: Now: Trump speaks after arriving in Scotland"
July 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I looked up at the night sky and thought of you on Bluesky
A close up photo of Uranus
July 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Post the last pic of your pet.
A ginger cat sleeping on top of a red plastic basket filled with wellie boots
July 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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oops, careful, zombies.
A greenish zombie hand coming out of the picture frame in a cheap 3D effect to grab you
July 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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In a quite pathetic way, I'm my best customer.
Me wearing a grey T-shirt with one of my designs one it: Super Albert - a mash-up Super Mario and Albert Einstein - with Albert drawn in Mario style, jumping and punching the air. An atomic goomba (mushroom people) is walking on the foreground
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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‘Post yourself from a different era’

In my early 20s (93/94).
Already a complete tit.
A youngish man with glasses, with his hair in the wind, photographed facing sideways at the driver side (with the door open) of a white Renault 4L. He's holding a cigarette
July 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Kindred spirit
A box of chocolate fudge poop tarts. You heard.
July 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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This feels like a trap.
And breathe more in?! Fat chance buster!!
A yellow UK motorway sign that reads "Polluted air kills. Slow Down"
June 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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One of the main road of the town I work in was closed for several hours today.
A man was threatening to jump off the bridge…

Although I know we all struggle and fight invisible battles, I HAVE to share a picture of the bridge.
An old stone bridge with three arches. The middle arch culminates at about a bit more than two metres above the water of the river, that, at this point, is not even half as deep as the low bridge is high
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM