e.g. Jeff Lastname
@jeffunktified.bsky.social
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
In an acknowledgment to a recent visit by prankster Sal Vulcano earlier this year, CPSO deputies and Shreveport police prank drivers with authorized turkey force 🦃 instead of authorized deadly force ☠️ for Thanksgiving 🦃🍽🥘🙏🏽
www.ksla.com/2025/11/28/d...
www.ksla.com/2025/11/28/d...
Deputies surprise drivers with turkeys instead of traffic tickets for Thanksgiving
Deputies with the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office handed out Thanksgiving turkeys instead of writing tickets for minor violations.
www.ksla.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In an acknowledgment to a recent visit by prankster Sal Vulcano earlier this year, CPSO deputies and Shreveport police prank drivers with authorized turkey force 🦃 instead of authorized deadly force ☠️ for Thanksgiving 🦃🍽🥘🙏🏽
www.ksla.com/2025/11/28/d...
www.ksla.com/2025/11/28/d...
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
In an obvious dog whistle to white supremacist hunters, LDAF opens applications for Black Vulture depopulation, leaving the White Vulture population virtually unaffected www.kalb.com/2025/11/25/l...
LDAF opens applications for Black Vulture Depredation Sub-Permit
Permits will be issued on a first-come, first-served basis.
www.kalb.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In an obvious dog whistle to white supremacist hunters, LDAF opens applications for Black Vulture depopulation, leaving the White Vulture population virtually unaffected www.kalb.com/2025/11/25/l...
After being thrown under the bus 58 days ago and witnessing the lengthy process of removing le tête 👨🏻 from his finfon 🍑, KSLA does one-on-one interview with Speaker of the House Mike Johnson to see what all that was about
www.ksla.com/2025/11/25/k...
www.ksla.com/2025/11/25/k...
KSLA does one-on-one interview with Speaker of the House Mike Johnson
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson sat down with KSLA’s Jeff Horchak Tuesday, Nov. 25 for an interview on a number of different current topics.
www.ksla.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After being thrown under the bus 58 days ago and witnessing the lengthy process of removing le tête 👨🏻 from his finfon 🍑, KSLA does one-on-one interview with Speaker of the House Mike Johnson to see what all that was about
www.ksla.com/2025/11/25/k...
www.ksla.com/2025/11/25/k...
In a shocking and unparalleled bid by a “Karen” to shut down all future trail rides and birthday bonfires, Natchitoches Parish bans unpermitted events over 50 people under new crowd rules. www.kalb.com/2025/11/24/n...
Natchitoches Parish shuts down unpermitted event under new crowd rules
The Natchitoches Parish Sheriff's Office said deputies were alerted about an outdoor event planned near the Bermuda community.
www.kalb.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In a shocking and unparalleled bid by a “Karen” to shut down all future trail rides and birthday bonfires, Natchitoches Parish bans unpermitted events over 50 people under new crowd rules. www.kalb.com/2025/11/24/n...
Man intentionally tilting during his booking shot was handed a 7 year sentence by judge, to set an example not to horse around during booking www.kktv.com/2025/11/20/p...
Pueblo man sentenced to 7 years for $1 million copper theft from HVAC units
The Pueblo Police Department announced on Thursday that a man has been sentenced to seven years in connection with a series of large-scale thefts and property damage incidents.
www.kktv.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Man intentionally tilting during his booking shot was handed a 7 year sentence by judge, to set an example not to horse around during booking www.kktv.com/2025/11/20/p...
Release the files
Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Release the files
Reposted by e.g. Jeff Lastname
Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday because it was that freaking cold outside this morning 🚓 🥶 www.kalb.com/2025/11/13/c...
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday
Delayed start for Cottonport Elementary.
www.kalb.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday because it was that freaking cold outside this morning 🚓 🥶 www.kalb.com/2025/11/13/c...
During a fishing trip, he began to hear whisperings from whales attempting to sink his boat warning each other about an approaching tsunami.. “It sounded kinds crazy to be honest…” www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'It sounded kind of crazy': How ripples in the high atmosphere warned scientists of a tsunami in real time
Tsunamis are notoriously difficult to spot on the open ocean as they race towards shore. But in the summer of 2025, scientists watched one unfold as it happened.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
During a fishing trip, he began to hear whisperings from whales attempting to sink his boat warning each other about an approaching tsunami.. “It sounded kinds crazy to be honest…” www.bbc.com/future/artic...
Beautiful Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night with hoof painting www.ksla.com/2025/11/09/c...
Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night
The ladies of the Krewe of Centaur come together for an arts and crafts night.
www.ksla.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Beautiful Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night with hoof painting www.ksla.com/2025/11/09/c...
A haunted and very dangerous Halloween fog made an unwelcome return yesterday morning closing parts of I-49 from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead www.ksla.com/2025/11/05/p...
Part of I-49 closed from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead
Seek alternate routes around the area of I-49 northbound near exits 155 and 162.
www.ksla.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A haunted and very dangerous Halloween fog made an unwelcome return yesterday morning closing parts of I-49 from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead www.ksla.com/2025/11/05/p...
While the Maga Party holds the entire Constitutional Republic hostage to its authoritarian demands, DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers www.kktv.com/2025/11/06/d...
DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers
The Denver International Airport (DIA) said it submitted a request to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) on Wednesday, asking if the airport can use its own funds to pay air traffic controllers...
www.kktv.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
While the Maga Party holds the entire Constitutional Republic hostage to its authoritarian demands, DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers www.kktv.com/2025/11/06/d...
After decades of abusing kids and settlement payouts to victims, repeated satanic and perverted sexual rituals by leaders of the church have taken its toll on the Diocese of Alexandria as they file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/d...
Diocese of Alexandria files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Bishop Robert Marshall provides full statement on the diocese’s decision
www.kalb.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
After decades of abusing kids and settlement payouts to victims, repeated satanic and perverted sexual rituals by leaders of the church have taken its toll on the Diocese of Alexandria as they file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/d...
With loosened regulations concerning air traffic controllers and their availability to even work nowadays, AEX announces the return of United flights in May of 2026 🥳 www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/a...
AEX announces the return of United flights
United Airlines is heading back to Cenla, AEX announced.
www.kalb.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
With loosened regulations concerning air traffic controllers and their availability to even work nowadays, AEX announces the return of United flights in May of 2026 🥳 www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/a...
🚨🚨🚨 Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3‼️ www.kalb.com/2025/10/30/f...
Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3
List of locations for free gumbo pick-ups in Grant Parish.
www.kalb.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3‼️ www.kalb.com/2025/10/30/f...
After nearly two weeks, in maga governor Gregg Abbotts state of Texas, on I-20 W near Waskom, over by truck the scales, is still closed due to wreck
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
I-20 W near Waskom closed due to wreck
Part of I-20 W near Waskom closed at around 5 a.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 15, due to an accident.
www.ksla.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
After nearly two weeks, in maga governor Gregg Abbotts state of Texas, on I-20 W near Waskom, over by truck the scales, is still closed due to wreck
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
LSU names stern looking Verge Ausberry as interim looking athletic director after Scott Woodward’s sudden looking departure.
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
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LSU names Verge Ausberry interim athletic director after Scott Woodward’s departure
Former LSU linebacker and administrator will lead search for new football coach after mutual agreement ends Woodward’s six-year tenure
www.ksla.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
LSU names stern looking Verge Ausberry as interim looking athletic director after Scott Woodward’s sudden looking departure.
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
‘It’s a bit scary, haunting, terrifying and spooky 👻 🎃 ’: Residents from small town in Godknowswhere, Ms. react to aggressive monkeys infected with God knows what, on the loose from a medical institution from God knows where, after crash with God knows who ☹️😔🥸
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
‘It’s a bit scary’: Residents in small town react to aggressive monkeys on the loose after crash
Those in the small town of Heidelberg are dealing with the reality that aggressive monkeys are on the loose after a trailer carrying them overturned.
www.ksla.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
‘It’s a bit scary, haunting, terrifying and spooky 👻 🎃 ’: Residents from small town in Godknowswhere, Ms. react to aggressive monkeys infected with God knows what, on the loose from a medical institution from God knows where, after crash with God knows who ☹️😔🥸
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
We as Americans should start introducing ourselves as … name and who we voted for in 2024
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We as Americans should start introducing ourselves as … name and who we voted for in 2024
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
In a truly Russian-esque F-America move, the US government will stop all food assistance programs and payments next week. If they weren’t really eating dogs and cats in Springfield last year, they will be this year 🐕 🐈 🔥 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Food stamps: US government says it will stop paying for food aid next week
Food stamps will not be distributed from November due to the ongoing shutdown, it said.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In a truly Russian-esque F-America move, the US government will stop all food assistance programs and payments next week. If they weren’t really eating dogs and cats in Springfield last year, they will be this year 🐕 🐈 🔥 www.bbc.com/news/article...
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
Stop-work order issued to bridge crew. “Leave bridge gravel and substandard, even for 20th century standards, until thr run-around-the run-aaround permit is permitted” krdo.com/news/top-sto...
Stop-work order issued for bridge maintenance project in Colorado Springs
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KRDO) — A $315,000 project to repair a century-old bridge has closed a street for the past month and is scheduled to be finished
krdo.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Stop-work order issued to bridge crew. “Leave bridge gravel and substandard, even for 20th century standards, until thr run-around-the run-aaround permit is permitted” krdo.com/news/top-sto...
After dealing a death blow to cattle and soybean farmers with tariffs, Clay Higgins has the gaul to ask Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears 🤯 www.ksla.com/2025/10/23/c...
Clay Higgins asks Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears
Rep. Clay Higgins has sent a letter to President Donald Trump urging an immediate halt on shrimp imports, citing ongoing concerns over radioactive contamination.
www.ksla.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
After dealing a death blow to cattle and soybean farmers with tariffs, Clay Higgins has the gaul to ask Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears 🤯 www.ksla.com/2025/10/23/c...