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Jeff McMahon
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Los Angeles-based writer/editor/filmmaker. Movie watcher, book reader, politics obsesser. Denver native, NYC visitor. Fuck Elon/Trump/Putin/Bibi/etc.
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A little “that’s a bunch of new Ebay listings all at once, I bet that…” detective work here
Several Ebay listings for blu-rays of the 1983 Lucio Fulci movie Conquest. Google search results showing that a company just announced a 4K release of Lucio Fulci’s 1983 movie Conquest.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Oh how generous of them
A screengrab saying that Netflix is offering the grandly magnanimous gesture of continuing to put Warner Bros. movies in movie theaters, at least until existing contracts elapse, if WB has the wisdom to sell itself to them. Netflix did not ask for public declaractions of gratitude as part of the deal. Just FYI but Netflix bought the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood to occasionally put its own movies into, mainly for awards purposes, and there is no theater in this city that more hates being a movie theater and having customers, the operators (Netflix employees) hate them.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Holiday compromise
A 12-foot skeketon in front of a house, wearing a santa hat. Next to it is an oversized dog skeleton with horns.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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😎
A coyote skull and a small preserved alligator or crocodile head on a shelf, behind them is a wooden sculpture of a camel, it’s not relevant.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I was expecting a package today and USPS did the thing where they lie and say that today they couldn’t access the building/mailbox, a place they can get to every other day that isn’t a Sunday.
A screengrab from a website showing that a package arrived at a USPS facility today at 7:29 AM, at the local post office at 8:24 AM, was out for delivery at 8:35 AM, and they either were too tired or overworked to deliver it by 4:36 PM and gave up.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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We didn’t get an aurora in Los Angeles but
A nice sunset partially blocked by an apartment building.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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With all due respect, I do not automatically follow accounts that follow me.
Some dipshit account on here named “rocketreevemusk.bsky.social” with an AI image of the king dipshit, who was following me very briefly tonight before being duly blocked.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Damn Joyce
Somebody on Twitter sent Joyce Carol Oates a photo of their very handsome cat and called him “mean”, JCO responded, “aww—this is not a ‘mean cat’; he is just surrounded by annoying fools.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Username Tommy Jorkus posting on Jeff Wells’ Hollywood Elsewhere: Nov. 10, 2025 on Hollywood-Elsewhere: Post 1: I'm mad at a movie. Post 2: This robot better keep its goddamn mouth shut. Post 3: Big fan of this politician who resembles Patrick Bateman Post 4: Baffling nonsense Post 5: Sydney Sweeney, show us your tits Post 6: Vile transphobic spew Post 7: For reasons that are unclear, nobody wants to have Thanksgiving with me
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Me muting the word “kardashian” on Bluesky forever.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Rachel McAdams Mean Girls meme "So you agree, it's a bubble?"
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Turtle
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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To the hive mind: If I have an old VHS tape with what appears to be mold, is this salvagable or would it not be worth the expense?
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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NYT what are you doing
A screengrab from the NYTimes, "Is Waking Up to Pee Normal?" which I'm sure must acknowledge that generally the only other option is to piss yourself in your sleep, which must be increasingly viable for NYTimes editors.
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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They’re not big on hashing out their ideas either.
Some guy blocked me for asking him to elaborate on what he was talking about.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Google does not know of the existence of Black Phone 2, Good Boy, Conjuring 4, Strangers whatever number, etc.
I did a Google search for “horror movie playing now”, I expected their stupid AI would give me streaming options but instead it falsely says there are no horror movies currently in release.
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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No! No!!
One of my local grocery stores with a Christmas-tree-looking display up on Oct. 28.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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He looks like he’s in the middle of a Scanner attack and in two seconds his head will burst open
Tom Jones looking like he’s about to suffer the consequences of a cerebral pressure overload
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM