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Jeff Hobbs
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Ding ding ding ding
Who wore it better?
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reason: not hungry anymore
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Looking forward to iOS 27: "Liquid Opaque"
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Doctors should be allowed to prescribe bands
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Movies I will make, by Quentin Tarantino (🧵, 1/10)
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
[BLUETOOTH SPEAKER APP HAS RED DOT]

[OPEN APP]

APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️

me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten

me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying

woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you don’t “pray that way,” no need to be “sorry.” Simply explain the way that you do pray without anger or defensiveness
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Most evenings in 2025 have ended with X’s for eyes, two legs straight up, with tongue sticking out
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Still a big fan of this article which pointed out there are no public bathrooms on I-91 AND that the MassDOT was completely unaware of that www.masslive.com/westernmass/...
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Salsa Verde” Doritos taste recognizably like Mexican food. I hope someone got fired for that
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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lets hear it for the boy
lets give the boy a ham
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Unfortunately the pope ruined the story, and possibly the entire evening
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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when i get out of bed
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was afraid this was going to happen
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Suggested:
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM