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Dr. JD
@jdstorment.bsky.social
Linguist - Arkansan

http://jdstorment.com
At this store you can buy: passives, quotative inversion, specificational copular clauses, and subject-object inversion.
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
action shot 📸 (Going Romance 2025)
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The English translation on this sign at a restaurant in Venice seemed weirdly colloquial and southern. I can only
read it in a “Y’all, we’re full up!” kind of way. How it ended up on this sign is a great mystery of our time.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
on the universality of Merge (Chomsky 2004)
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
yeah…!
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
update: i tried the pie and the pie in american cuisine was indeed a very iconic pie (i also had the pie in Arkansas)
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
August 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
scholarly books are so expensive these days :/
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
this just in: water, carrot, and salad are polymorphemic (brought to you by google AI)
July 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
action shot
May 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
writing my dissertation introduction
February 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this post is a total mindfuck of grammaticality i feel like i’m losing my mind
February 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
from tumblr
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🤔🤔🤔
February 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
started nosferatu and it’s giving syntax 🤣🤣
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
is that…. the universal quantifier?!
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
do any of y’all have any memes like this that you’d be willing to share with me? where a picture replaces a sequence of text?
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
tea…
January 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM