banner
jdmcgregor.bsky.social
@jdmcgregor.bsky.social
Forcing mathematics into ungrateful teenagers since 2004. I used to play the drums. I still do: but I used to, too.
No shit.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
£55M in 2020 adjusted for inflation is now £70M, so the scheme has increased by £60M. This is 0.0002% of the UK economy. This is not a serious plan to raise money, but a way to look tough (see the comment about £4000 bikes in the Surrey hills).
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“What news of Stalingrad?”
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not featuring: Queen
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
He claims to be a huge fan of Iain Banks’ Culture series, but since the Culture themselves are essentially space Communists I doubt he’s understood any of them. Also, Banks would have utterly despised him.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can’t say I’m a huge expert on his music but his autobiographies (Head On/Repossessed) are absolutely essential reading.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Young people are already on a lower rate if they’re on minimum wage.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Love that song but Sweetness always gets me. There’s something about that single chord piano motif thing that just lifts any song (QOTSA Go With the Flow, Gouge Away Maybe Blue, many such cases)
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So I give up my fancy title but still get to live a life of unimaginable wealth and privilege? Oh that sounds so terrible.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Outstanding.
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In Scotland it’s less formally referred to as “the skitters”.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of the worst gig experiences in my life was your man at the SECC (bought as a present for my wife). He spent a good five minutes berating the front page story in the Daily Star (which he brought on stage) about him punching a photographer the day before. Some rhythm section though.
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The argument could be made that PPE has been the most useless degree in modern times.
October 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
NIKO/NICO/NICKO/NEEKO
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
John Fucking Stainier.
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s a joke about orange in there somewhere.
October 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I deleted the app when you got rid of more than a year’s worth of stats I had built up.
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I will celebrate by slurping cold beans straight from the can.
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And today’s winner of the “Well no fucking shit” headline award goes to…
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM