@jcus89.bsky.social
Crocs in the gym? Fuck off.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Crocs in the gym? Fuck off.
Harrison the new gym manager just came
to say hello and, well, he’s a man mountain with a rocking tash, and an ass you bounce a coin off of.
Good lord.
to say hello and, well, he’s a man mountain with a rocking tash, and an ass you bounce a coin off of.
Good lord.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Harrison the new gym manager just came
to say hello and, well, he’s a man mountain with a rocking tash, and an ass you bounce a coin off of.
Good lord.
to say hello and, well, he’s a man mountain with a rocking tash, and an ass you bounce a coin off of.
Good lord.
Apologies to my neighbours who probably just heard me shout bloody murder.
My feet are freezing and I’ve just stubbed my toe on the kitchen island. FUCK 😡🫠
My feet are freezing and I’ve just stubbed my toe on the kitchen island. FUCK 😡🫠
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Apologies to my neighbours who probably just heard me shout bloody murder.
My feet are freezing and I’ve just stubbed my toe on the kitchen island. FUCK 😡🫠
My feet are freezing and I’ve just stubbed my toe on the kitchen island. FUCK 😡🫠
Today I’ve - stripped and changed bedding, scrubbed both bathrooms, been food shopping, cleaned the garden and trimmed the plants back, hoovered throughout and done 2 loads of washing.
How Michael hasn’t wife’d me up yet I’ll never know. 🤷🏻♂️
How Michael hasn’t wife’d me up yet I’ll never know. 🤷🏻♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today I’ve - stripped and changed bedding, scrubbed both bathrooms, been food shopping, cleaned the garden and trimmed the plants back, hoovered throughout and done 2 loads of washing.
How Michael hasn’t wife’d me up yet I’ll never know. 🤷🏻♂️
How Michael hasn’t wife’d me up yet I’ll never know. 🤷🏻♂️
Sundays on this app are wild. You can go from reading the news to seeing everyone’s thirsty Sunday hungover posts, cat/dog clips and then a whole arm up someone 😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sundays on this app are wild. You can go from reading the news to seeing everyone’s thirsty Sunday hungover posts, cat/dog clips and then a whole arm up someone 😂
Wet and windy park run today. But we move 🏃🏻🏃🏻
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Wet and windy park run today. But we move 🏃🏻🏃🏻
Finally Friday 🥳🥂 what a week it’s been. I’m already thinking about that glass of red in a deep bubble 🫧 bath later 💁🏻♂️👌🏻
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Finally Friday 🥳🥂 what a week it’s been. I’m already thinking about that glass of red in a deep bubble 🫧 bath later 💁🏻♂️👌🏻
Late to the the party but just started the last season of House of Cards. This has been gripping. 🇺🇸
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Late to the the party but just started the last season of House of Cards. This has been gripping. 🇺🇸
‘Christmas markets’ in the UK are nothing more than shoddy over priced crap and beer tents filled with straight people looking for a fight. I’ll pass thanks. 💁🏻♂️
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
‘Christmas markets’ in the UK are nothing more than shoddy over priced crap and beer tents filled with straight people looking for a fight. I’ll pass thanks. 💁🏻♂️
I’m in my cook in the kitchen with mellow magic on era 👌🏻 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m in my cook in the kitchen with mellow magic on era 👌🏻 🎶
Omg - what a series @the_traitors_ 🥳❤️ so so pleased for the winner!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Omg - what a series @the_traitors_ 🥳❤️ so so pleased for the winner!!!!
Time for France - but first to the cabin for some 💤 ⛴️
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Time for France - but first to the cabin for some 💤 ⛴️
Lovely afternoon 🥂
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lovely afternoon 🥂
Gays on LinkedIn and gays on Twitter/insta are 2 different kinds of the same person. 😂
“Specialist in client growth and talent management” ….. yeah that and fisting Darren.
“Specialist in client growth and talent management” ….. yeah that and fisting Darren.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Gays on LinkedIn and gays on Twitter/insta are 2 different kinds of the same person. 😂
“Specialist in client growth and talent management” ….. yeah that and fisting Darren.
“Specialist in client growth and talent management” ….. yeah that and fisting Darren.
Sunday - the day of a good roast dinner, French red wine and chilling out.
Today is a total rest day 😌 after weeks of travel, being on the go, reader today I’m doing nothing and have never been happier about it.
Today is a total rest day 😌 after weeks of travel, being on the go, reader today I’m doing nothing and have never been happier about it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sunday - the day of a good roast dinner, French red wine and chilling out.
Today is a total rest day 😌 after weeks of travel, being on the go, reader today I’m doing nothing and have never been happier about it.
Today is a total rest day 😌 after weeks of travel, being on the go, reader today I’m doing nothing and have never been happier about it.
Well no Sydney marathon for 2026. Ah well maybe 2027 🏃🏻💁🏻♂️
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Well no Sydney marathon for 2026. Ah well maybe 2027 🏃🏻💁🏻♂️
Very happy with that, especially with the rain, slight hip pain and sheer pace. 🏃🏻👌🏻
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Very happy with that, especially with the rain, slight hip pain and sheer pace. 🏃🏻👌🏻
Valencia half marathon - completed it mate 🥳🥳🥂 now let’s get to the bar!
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Valencia half marathon - completed it mate 🥳🥳🥂 now let’s get to the bar!
Hotel beers before an early flight tomorrow.
Let’s get out of here ✈️ ☀️
Let’s get out of here ✈️ ☀️
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hotel beers before an early flight tomorrow.
Let’s get out of here ✈️ ☀️
Let’s get out of here ✈️ ☀️
As the nights draw in, in this household it’s officially pie 🥧 season.
Bring on the crispy pastry and dauphinoise potatoes 🐷
Bring on the crispy pastry and dauphinoise potatoes 🐷
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As the nights draw in, in this household it’s officially pie 🥧 season.
Bring on the crispy pastry and dauphinoise potatoes 🐷
Bring on the crispy pastry and dauphinoise potatoes 🐷
What a shit nights sleep. 🥴 today will be sponsored by coffee ☕️
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
What a shit nights sleep. 🥴 today will be sponsored by coffee ☕️