jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
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jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
· Jan 5
i suppose i should probably post actual details of my book so i can pin them. that’s probably what someone who has their stuff together would do, right?
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
happy veteran’s day to all who served under Master Chief in the Console Wars. i fly this flag for you gamers!
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
happy veteran’s day to all who served under Master Chief in the Console Wars. i fly this flag for you gamers!
maybe the real treasure was the miscellaneous uncs shooting poison along the way
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
maybe the real treasure was the miscellaneous uncs shooting poison along the way
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
british guy: hey that’s alright mate we just got off on the wrong meter
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
british guy: hey that’s alright mate we just got off on the wrong meter
one thing they don’t tell you is that buttering your spam is 🔥🔥🔥
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
one thing they don’t tell you is that buttering your spam is 🔥🔥🔥
cracking open a cold one after a long day of telling women to smile more. i love making a difference and i love spreading joy. smiles are contagious so let’s keep seeing those pearly whites ladies!
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
cracking open a cold one after a long day of telling women to smile more. i love making a difference and i love spreading joy. smiles are contagious so let’s keep seeing those pearly whites ladies!
did anyone notice that peter and stewie in the show family guy have the same name? married?
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
did anyone notice that peter and stewie in the show family guy have the same name? married?
i’m thinking about starting to use “good night” as a greeting instead of a goodbye! because why not lol! it’s not like anyone would care. people tend not to care when i do things. it’s pathetic. i’m pathetic. there’s nothing left for me to do but to rot away. i’m not doing this.
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i’m thinking about starting to use “good night” as a greeting instead of a goodbye! because why not lol! it’s not like anyone would care. people tend not to care when i do things. it’s pathetic. i’m pathetic. there’s nothing left for me to do but to rot away. i’m not doing this.
getting a bird’s eye view of something but the bird is a hummingbird so i’m getting motion sickness
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
getting a bird’s eye view of something but the bird is a hummingbird so i’m getting motion sickness
since we awarded babe ruth’s mlb success with the baby ruth bar we should do the same with shohei ohtani by creating the shohey ohtani bar
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
since we awarded babe ruth’s mlb success with the baby ruth bar we should do the same with shohei ohtani by creating the shohey ohtani bar
oh my god! i did it! i figured out how a house divided CAN stand!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
oh my god! i did it! i figured out how a house divided CAN stand!!!!
whenever i see that a podcast has a video element i think of that “video killed the radio star” song
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
whenever i see that a podcast has a video element i think of that “video killed the radio star” song
that’s weird everyone is dressed really odd today
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
that’s weird everyone is dressed really odd today
a little pokemon posting for today: it’s crazy that the johto starters all have the best middle evolutions ever and also the worst final evolutions ever
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
a little pokemon posting for today: it’s crazy that the johto starters all have the best middle evolutions ever and also the worst final evolutions ever
frankly the name “bagel bites” doesn’t begin to describe that snack
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
frankly the name “bagel bites” doesn’t begin to describe that snack
we’re testing people’s racism by making them pick between a white or black home robot and i do not know the right answer
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
we’re testing people’s racism by making them pick between a white or black home robot and i do not know the right answer
the issues people have with wokeness are misplaced. the one thing woke did wrong was making it “sexual harassment” to pants people. sorry some people like real comedy! #makepantsinglegalagain
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the issues people have with wokeness are misplaced. the one thing woke did wrong was making it “sexual harassment” to pants people. sorry some people like real comedy! #makepantsinglegalagain
ooo just saw a woman online who looks exactly like adam friedland in a wig but i’m gonna guess she doesn’t want to hear that
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ooo just saw a woman online who looks exactly like adam friedland in a wig but i’m gonna guess she doesn’t want to hear that
the funny thing about halloween is that i actually know dracula and he’s like, not how you guys picture him at all. did you even know he’s greek?
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the funny thing about halloween is that i actually know dracula and he’s like, not how you guys picture him at all. did you even know he’s greek?
i actually consider it to be cultural inappropriation because i am not a fan of it
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i actually consider it to be cultural inappropriation because i am not a fan of it
medication to help zoomers with plaque psoriasis, psoriatic arthritis, crohn’s disease, and ulcerative colitis: Sky-Rizz-i
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
medication to help zoomers with plaque psoriasis, psoriatic arthritis, crohn’s disease, and ulcerative colitis: Sky-Rizz-i
