Full-time Bedroom Demon
@jazzworth.bsky.social
New question I’m gonna start asking at interviews: “has this job ever made you cry in any capacity?”
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
New question I’m gonna start asking at interviews: “has this job ever made you cry in any capacity?”
I wanna get a pair of cats and name them Bro and Sis.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I wanna get a pair of cats and name them Bro and Sis.
Your house smells. Get yourself a candle to fix that sitch from one of my good judys. 😘
It's here — our biggest sale of the year is happening right now!
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Your house smells. Get yourself a candle to fix that sitch from one of my good judys. 😘
Just a reminder, don’t put QR codes in your IG story because people can’t scan them unless they have two phones.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just a reminder, don’t put QR codes in your IG story because people can’t scan them unless they have two phones.
Went up against a player who said, “I don’t like playing control. I don’t run counterspells. There’s no interaction in this deck.”
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Went up against a player who said, “I don’t like playing control. I don’t run counterspells. There’s no interaction in this deck.”
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
To the person in Target who unfortunately walked behind me after I farted, I’m so sorry. I had an ube milkshake and it’s not agreeing with me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
To the person in Target who unfortunately walked behind me after I farted, I’m so sorry. I had an ube milkshake and it’s not agreeing with me.
I will never forget how in the 6th grade I was given the word “affidavit”, a word I had never heard before, as my spelling bee word. Meanwhile, the previous student got the word “radio”.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I will never forget how in the 6th grade I was given the word “affidavit”, a word I had never heard before, as my spelling bee word. Meanwhile, the previous student got the word “radio”.
Saw a tiktok about kim chi jjigae, so I made kim chi jjigae.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Saw a tiktok about kim chi jjigae, so I made kim chi jjigae.
Fat Curls Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fat Curls Friday
Game nights with Christians is so boring. We were playing this voting game and the question came up "who's most likely to have a threesome in the back of a Jeep outside of Del Taco?" and everyone unanimously voted me. I mean, I have done that, but that's not the point!
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Game nights with Christians is so boring. We were playing this voting game and the question came up "who's most likely to have a threesome in the back of a Jeep outside of Del Taco?" and everyone unanimously voted me. I mean, I have done that, but that's not the point!
Daiso telling me I’m in my ho era
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Daiso telling me I’m in my ho era
Why do so many male x-rated content creators always look so angry in their posts when they're naked? "ooh i'm big and gruff and angry and my penis is hard" vibes. (I know the reason why)
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why do so many male x-rated content creators always look so angry in their posts when they're naked? "ooh i'm big and gruff and angry and my penis is hard" vibes. (I know the reason why)
Bibingka finally ate and I’m sitting here like a proud papa of my noodle.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bibingka finally ate and I’m sitting here like a proud papa of my noodle.
My fyp used to have this nice Australian lady with bangs that read tarot. I wonder what happened to her. I hope she’s okay.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My fyp used to have this nice Australian lady with bangs that read tarot. I wonder what happened to her. I hope she’s okay.
You know what sucks about bad brain days? Like, I had plans today. I wanted to do shit. But brain is like “nah, need to factory reset, see you in 24-72 hours.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You know what sucks about bad brain days? Like, I had plans today. I wanted to do shit. But brain is like “nah, need to factory reset, see you in 24-72 hours.”
New 85° is opening and we got here at 5 AM to post up until 9 AM to get the free shirt. We fully expected there to be a line; we’re the first ones here. 😂😴
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
New 85° is opening and we got here at 5 AM to post up until 9 AM to get the free shirt. We fully expected there to be a line; we’re the first ones here. 😂😴
Bibingka here to wish you a fun friday. Or not. Do whatever you want, human.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bibingka here to wish you a fun friday. Or not. Do whatever you want, human.
I don’t think I’ve worried so much for a creature until I’ve started caring for my snake. I’ve had dogs and fish and never have I been so anxious about their welfare like I have now.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don’t think I’ve worried so much for a creature until I’ve started caring for my snake. I’ve had dogs and fish and never have I been so anxious about their welfare like I have now.
Did I just do a full-ass deep dive of someone’s feed to try and see d-pics? Yes. Did I find any? No. But was that time spent scrolling still worth it? Debatable.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Did I just do a full-ass deep dive of someone’s feed to try and see d-pics? Yes. Did I find any? No. But was that time spent scrolling still worth it? Debatable.
Happy Halloween! 🍜
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy Halloween! 🍜
Sorry (not really) that all my posts will be of my little girl for like… the foreseeable future.
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sorry (not really) that all my posts will be of my little girl for like… the foreseeable future.
Bao down and I’ll spread my buns 😜
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bao down and I’ll spread my buns 😜
Good morning from Bibingka and me 💜
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Good morning from Bibingka and me 💜
After months of research and preparation, I finally took home this little girl. Her name is Bibingka and I would destroy the world for her! 💜💜💜
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
After months of research and preparation, I finally took home this little girl. Her name is Bibingka and I would destroy the world for her! 💜💜💜