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🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
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screenshot of piper's timeline showing someone else's post directly under Elle's, saying "the answer is yes."
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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idk chat was she right?
piper selfie, she's wearing a dark blue sweater and smiling at you. yes, you, dear reader.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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happy monday from my work
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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good ol KC bbq. burnt ends sandwich baybee
photo of beef burnt ends sandwich. its a sandwich in name only, theres bread there but its mostly beef chunks and bbq sauce.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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A triple venn diagram. The three circles are labeled OCD (bird furries), Autism (cst furries), and ADHD (dog furries). the OCD-Autism overlap is labeled sheep furries, the Autism-ADHD overlap is fox furries, and ADHD-OCD is horse furries. the center overlap of all three is Rabbit Furries.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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18 years 🙃
piper at age 23, a soft boy with wireframe glasses and a little goatee. piper at age 41, a beautiful woman with purple cateye glasses and a lesbian ballcap.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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forgot to wear a bra to work tonite. ah well 💅
bathroom selfie of piper, a pale girl in a blue fitted veeneck top and gray ballcap with a lesbian pride flag on it. her tits are poppin.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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😏
photo of a car license plate that says "H3YGRL".
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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court this morning. i won
two trans girlies smiling and flashing v for victory signs. selfie of piper in a car with some kind of dog-mouse creature. theyre both grinning.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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screenshot showing someone else posted 1s before the op's post with "winter is evil".
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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new pfp!

old / new
a trans woman in the sun wearing a gray ballcap with a dyke flag pin a trans woman backlit by the sun wearing a gray ballcap with a dyke flag pin
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
the "mods halp i spill my jice" meme (a chibi catgirl looks sad about a spilled glass of juice, against an orange-white-pink background)
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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literally off the chart lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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howd i do 🤔
bathroom selfie of a white tgirl in baggy gray sweatpants, a dark green top, and gray ballcap.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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hmmm
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November 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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age yourself with gaming
screenshot of Artillery Duel 2.0.1 for the Apple Macintosh. it's in black and white.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The trolley problem meme but it's just a trolley and some straight tracks with no switch or anybody on them and the text says "there is no problem, you are traveling safely to your destination and everyone thinks you're cute."
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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meme of Obi-Wan Kenobi with Piper's face superimposed on him saying "well of course I know him, he's me."
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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new pfp finally!
photo of a white trans woman with short curly hair, smiling, with sunset light on her face. photo of a white trans woman wearing a hat with a lesbian flag pin, smiling, with sunrise light on her face.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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me rn:
the "I spilled my juice help help" meme.
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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society if everyone posted spread pussy lips
meme image of a slick futuristic cityscape.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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everybody go look at the moon
screenshot of a moon app showing that the Moon is 100% full.
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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done!
selfie of a pale woman with a mizzou shirt and a ballcap with a lesbian pride flag pin on it. shes standing in a parking lot smiling with the morning sun behind her.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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its 3:30am and my workday is half over 🥱
a pale woman in a black Mizzou tee and gray ballcap with a lesbian flag button on it. she's smiling tiredly.
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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the "Im not owned" dril tweet but with drils name replaced with "Jay" and "a corncob" repaced with "Elon Musk".
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM