🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
she/her, 41, bisexual lesbian dyke
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🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
· Apr 18
my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
goodnight evil creatures in my phone
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
goodnight evil creatures in my phone
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making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job
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Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
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🌊 @haxalicious.bsky.social specifically has us pouring their soda into a cup when they come over so she won't know if there's anything in it or not
🩸 i love when i secretly CNC drug girls with thc and they don't realize the edible's hitting til i tell them i drugged them. it's really cute seeing how they immediately feel it and get all flustered
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🌊 @haxalicious.bsky.social specifically has us pouring their soda into a cup when they come over so she won't know if there's anything in it or not
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"good girls know how to protect themselves and their communities. good girls know how to clean and maintain an AR-15"
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"good girls know how to protect themselves and their communities. good girls know how to clean and maintain an AR-15"
so long, charlie brown. and thanks for all the fish
“They tried and failed, all of them?”
“Oh, no.” She shook her head. “They tried and died, Charlie Brown.”
“Oh, no.” She shook her head. “They tried and died, Charlie Brown.”
“There is some good in this world, Charlie Brown. And it’s worth fighting for.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
so long, charlie brown. and thanks for all the fish
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Hydration is the key to avoiding hangovers, drink water you silly gays! Good night I love you!!
(C/w alcohol)
Hi! Hey you! Did you have a wild holiday? Did you perhaps drink a bit? Or a bunch? I want you to go drink some water. At least a full glass, probably two. You’ll feel so much better tomorrow.
Okay hot stuff have a good rest of your night!
Hi! Hey you! Did you have a wild holiday? Did you perhaps drink a bit? Or a bunch? I want you to go drink some water. At least a full glass, probably two. You’ll feel so much better tomorrow.
Okay hot stuff have a good rest of your night!
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hydration is the key to avoiding hangovers, drink water you silly gays! Good night I love you!!
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i still dont get this app
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i still dont get this app
felt
“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
felt
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i can't stand it when people screenshot bigots from twitter and post it here as if they're quote dunking them. all you're doing is showing us bigotry, what the fuck is the point of that.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i can't stand it when people screenshot bigots from twitter and post it here as if they're quote dunking them. all you're doing is showing us bigotry, what the fuck is the point of that.
now hr at work is trying to change my name in the system to my deadname. NOT what i needed today, now im pissed. these fuckers
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
now hr at work is trying to change my name in the system to my deadname. NOT what i needed today, now im pissed. these fuckers
i can tell im an Adult now bc holidays mostly make me sad now instead of happy
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i can tell im an Adult now bc holidays mostly make me sad now instead of happy
didnt have a thanksgiving this year for probably the first time in my life? not sure how i feel about it.. mostly bad i think
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
didnt have a thanksgiving this year for probably the first time in my life? not sure how i feel about it.. mostly bad i think
just had gay sex, ama
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
just had gay sex, ama
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
finally finished watching all of twin peaks. that was certainly some media i consumed
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
finally finished watching all of twin peaks. that was certainly some media i consumed
4 hrs sleep is plenty right?
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
4 hrs sleep is plenty right?
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a hot take that i genuinely hold is that relationships (romantic or otherwise) are to a large extent a numbers game and you do need to learn to accept that. you won't form a lasting bond with the vast majority of people you meet so to some extent you do kinda just have to keep rolling the dice.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
a hot take that i genuinely hold is that relationships (romantic or otherwise) are to a large extent a numbers game and you do need to learn to accept that. you won't form a lasting bond with the vast majority of people you meet so to some extent you do kinda just have to keep rolling the dice.
liking my own posts as self-care
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
liking my own posts as self-care
i look pretty and im making it EVERYONES problem
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i look pretty and im making it EVERYONES problem
everything this guy says is 100% spot on in my experience. i used to co-run a household of 4 (me, my ex, and 2 kids) and our whole 15 year marriage was spent in the "Valley of Death" zone he talks abt here. it felt inescapeable
This is a really good break down of why more people are poor than they think and why the official poverty line is a lie. It gives the math on why a family making $100k are living in or near poverty. You just need to get through the first few paragraphs to get to the good stuff.
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
everything this guy says is 100% spot on in my experience. i used to co-run a household of 4 (me, my ex, and 2 kids) and our whole 15 year marriage was spent in the "Valley of Death" zone he talks abt here. it felt inescapeable