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Jay
@jaynine.bsky.social
· Nov 7
If you’re here from the bad place, welcome. Instead of the communist manifesto and a subscription to Monday Night Raw, here is the communist manifesto, and your subscription to AEW Dynamite.
My husband wrapped my presents and now I have to stare at them for 19 days 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My husband wrapped my presents and now I have to stare at them for 19 days 🤣
Ted is full of shit. Barbie deserved the big screen.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ted is full of shit. Barbie deserved the big screen.
I miss summer. I wanna wear my maxi dresses and flip flops. 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I miss summer. I wanna wear my maxi dresses and flip flops. 😭
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
Those "Turn the Lights Off" memes really making me wish I could go back. Id do it all over again. Zero regrets.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Those "Turn the Lights Off" memes really making me wish I could go back. Id do it all over again. Zero regrets.
This is just unnecessary dialysis.
And I've been on dialysis. (The worse one that is through peritoneal.)
And I've been on dialysis. (The worse one that is through peritoneal.)
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is just unnecessary dialysis.
And I've been on dialysis. (The worse one that is through peritoneal.)
And I've been on dialysis. (The worse one that is through peritoneal.)
The Tumblr girlies were big mad last night episode three was a coffee shop AU instead of sex.
The success of HEATED RIVALRY blows apart two massive Hollywood myths, proving:
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.
2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Tumblr girlies were big mad last night episode three was a coffee shop AU instead of sex.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
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I'm waiting for my antibiotics to be ready 😞
This gigantic baby has to see the doctor tomorrow because I have lower respiratory congestion.
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a baby in a diaper that says " pray for mojo "
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a baby in a diaper that says " pray for mojo "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm waiting for my antibiotics to be ready 😞
Disrespectfully, no.
Pittsburgh, that's Midwest, that's one of ours
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Disrespectfully, no.
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this one's a bit of a dorky stretch
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this one's a bit of a dorky stretch
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Whatever. It's sloppy. It's a win. I'll take it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Whatever. It's sloppy. It's a win. I'll take it.
Justin!!!! 😡
Guarantee the Pens lose this game. Maybe in overtime but definitely happening
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Justin!!!! 😡
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Koivunen and Kindel scoring against Tampa?
a young boy is standing in front of a basketball hoop and talking about the future .
ALT: a young boy is standing in front of a basketball hoop and talking about the future .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Koivunen and Kindel scoring against Tampa?
Geno Machino
a hockey player wearing a black and yellow jersey with the number 71 on his helmet
ALT: a hockey player wearing a black and yellow jersey with the number 71 on his helmet
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Geno Machino
This sucks.
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This sucks.
This gigantic baby has to see the doctor tomorrow because I have lower respiratory congestion.
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a baby in a diaper that says " pray for mojo "
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a baby in a diaper that says " pray for mojo "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This gigantic baby has to see the doctor tomorrow because I have lower respiratory congestion.
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Automakers went with trucks and large SUVs because it was a loophole for fuel economy standards! It's literally the auto industry's fault that we are paying so much for junk and can't buy a regular sedan anymore b
1. Wagons/estates are still thriving in countries w/ much more severe fuel economy standards
2. "choice" was taken away from consumers by automakers demanding a higher profit margin
3. again how is nobody at CNBC interjecting to say "the shape of a station wagon has nothing to do with fuel economy"
2. "choice" was taken away from consumers by automakers demanding a higher profit margin
3. again how is nobody at CNBC interjecting to say "the shape of a station wagon has nothing to do with fuel economy"
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Automakers went with trucks and large SUVs because it was a loophole for fuel economy standards! It's literally the auto industry's fault that we are paying so much for junk and can't buy a regular sedan anymore b