jax ☘️
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Never resist an impulse, especially if it's terrible. ⬛ Devil's Doorbell enthusiast. ⬛ I attract weird energy.⬛#ClassicMenInRobes Curator ⬛ IG:jaxbra⬛
It’s from the beverage cart. Yes that’s it. The beverage cart.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s from the beverage cart. Yes that’s it. The beverage cart.
She didn't name the movie, that's the title of the movie and the book it's based on. She wasn't even first choice for the role.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
She didn't name the movie, that's the title of the movie and the book it's based on. She wasn't even first choice for the role.
ha ;) cheers back at you
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
ha ;) cheers back at you
And with that we say good bye to the family gathering until Christmas. thank you for everyone who joined me for the first family dinner thread here. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And with that we say good bye to the family gathering until Christmas. thank you for everyone who joined me for the first family dinner thread here. 😂
Yes lol
Also I nearly said “so you’re what about 200 years old?”
Also I nearly said “so you’re what about 200 years old?”
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yes lol
Also I nearly said “so you’re what about 200 years old?”
Also I nearly said “so you’re what about 200 years old?”
I will admit that I have belly laughed at least twice and that doesn’t usually happen. These people have been off the rails this time lol
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I will admit that I have belly laughed at least twice and that doesn’t usually happen. These people have been off the rails this time lol
I’m not crazy about your pie.
It’s a cake. Blame Betty Crocker.
Whatever it is it’s too dry
It’s a cake. Blame Betty Crocker.
Whatever it is it’s too dry
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’m not crazy about your pie.
It’s a cake. Blame Betty Crocker.
Whatever it is it’s too dry
It’s a cake. Blame Betty Crocker.
Whatever it is it’s too dry
There is a conversation going on here that is too awful even for me to relay but suffice to say I can’t stop laughing
“ why would I care that you only ever talk about dead people”
“ why would I care that you only ever talk about dead people”
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There is a conversation going on here that is too awful even for me to relay but suffice to say I can’t stop laughing
“ why would I care that you only ever talk about dead people”
“ why would I care that you only ever talk about dead people”
(Finishes telling a story from her teenager era so approximately 120 years ago): “and he always called us bitches”
“I’m sure it was well deserved”
“What?”
“I SAID IT WAS WELL DESERVED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED”
“I’m sure it was well deserved”
“What?”
“I SAID IT WAS WELL DESERVED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED”
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(Finishes telling a story from her teenager era so approximately 120 years ago): “and he always called us bitches”
“I’m sure it was well deserved”
“What?”
“I SAID IT WAS WELL DESERVED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED”
“I’m sure it was well deserved”
“What?”
“I SAID IT WAS WELL DESERVED BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED”
93yo who can’t hear is loudly telling a story.
The landline rings.
The 92yo brings the phone over to the table. With it on speakerphone up against his ear. He’s yelling back answers.
93 just keeps talking.
My head hurts.😂
The landline rings.
The 92yo brings the phone over to the table. With it on speakerphone up against his ear. He’s yelling back answers.
93 just keeps talking.
My head hurts.😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
93yo who can’t hear is loudly telling a story.
The landline rings.
The 92yo brings the phone over to the table. With it on speakerphone up against his ear. He’s yelling back answers.
93 just keeps talking.
My head hurts.😂
The landline rings.
The 92yo brings the phone over to the table. With it on speakerphone up against his ear. He’s yelling back answers.
93 just keeps talking.
My head hurts.😂
All the times I went to Waterford I never met Cookie.
You could have seen her any time you wanted. You could have met Frankie her bastard husband and their kids.
You could have seen her any time you wanted. You could have met Frankie her bastard husband and their kids.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
All the times I went to Waterford I never met Cookie.
You could have seen her any time you wanted. You could have met Frankie her bastard husband and their kids.
You could have seen her any time you wanted. You could have met Frankie her bastard husband and their kids.
You and Edith have the same problem.
WHAT I DIDN’T YOU
I SAID YOU AND EDITH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH YOUR BOWELS
time for dessert!
WHAT I DIDN’T YOU
I SAID YOU AND EDITH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH YOUR BOWELS
time for dessert!
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You and Edith have the same problem.
WHAT I DIDN’T YOU
I SAID YOU AND EDITH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH YOUR BOWELS
time for dessert!
WHAT I DIDN’T YOU
I SAID YOU AND EDITH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH YOUR BOWELS
time for dessert!
I use a hi ball type glass and lots of ice but yeah it’s really good. I created it a long time ago. I can’t believe you’ve never heard me speak of it before 😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I use a hi ball type glass and lots of ice but yeah it’s really good. I created it a long time ago. I can’t believe you’ve never heard me speak of it before 😂😂
“After a funeral I always want a drink”
We were not speaking about funerals.
We were not speaking about funerals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“After a funeral I always want a drink”
We were not speaking about funerals.
We were not speaking about funerals.