not tobias bluth
jasonplante.com
not tobias bluth
@jasonplante.com
Somewhere in ruralish NC

#RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats

Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen.

Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two
Honestly thought it was better than the first. Was not expecting much based on the track record of recent sequels
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
502 Bad Gateway?
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Same as it ever was
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Would settle for a GoPro stuck on one of their hats
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I felt like they’ve had media training, heck - decked out in Canes gear? I bet they’re cooking something
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Once you go suite, it’s hard to go back
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
THE PP-ING CONTINUES UNTIL THE SCORING IMPROVES

or something idk
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I remember the Netscape loading animation in the browser. The star soaring over the N.

Simpler times
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Barrel roll?
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How about a buyout to retire early
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
May need y’all on D at this rate
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Blake tripped himself, obviously
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nature is healing
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m certainly spooped
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tailgaters, probably
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Even more so on a goalie
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Definitely get the frustrated dad-coaching-kids-hockey-team-who-can’t-figure-it-out vibe during power plays.
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
As I understand Nikishin put in time working on his English over the break. Dude looks solid
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM