Jason Whittaker
@jasonawhittaker.bsky.social
To be fair, PM, he IS reading his own biography ...
August 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
To be fair, PM, he IS reading his own biography ...
A big, meaty win, says Breitbart.
July 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A big, meaty win, says Breitbart.
In this new political age, there are headlines that simultaneously make you go SERIOUSLY? and OF COURSE!
July 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In this new political age, there are headlines that simultaneously make you go SERIOUSLY? and OF COURSE!
The @sydmorningherald.bsky.social continues to communicate with me in code and I’m not smart enough to know what they’re saying.
July 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The @sydmorningherald.bsky.social continues to communicate with me in code and I’m not smart enough to know what they’re saying.
BREAKING: The humans have been overthrown at the Herald.
July 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BREAKING: The humans have been overthrown at the Herald.
Guys, if you see any of my data out there PLEASE DON'T LOOK. Just FORGET WHAT YOU SEE.
Oh, and I gave them a fake DOB, I really am 32. Really.
Oh, and I gave them a fake DOB, I really am 32. Really.
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Guys, if you see any of my data out there PLEASE DON'T LOOK. Just FORGET WHAT YOU SEE.
Oh, and I gave them a fake DOB, I really am 32. Really.
Oh, and I gave them a fake DOB, I really am 32. Really.
In love with this @newyorker.com cover FYI.
June 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In love with this @newyorker.com cover FYI.
Mmmmmm ... A "memorable ending".
Bot: "YOU'RE WAFFLING, CUT TO THE CHASE!"
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Bot: "YOU'RE WAFFLING, CUT TO THE CHASE!"
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June 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Mmmmmm ... A "memorable ending".
Bot: "YOU'RE WAFFLING, CUT TO THE CHASE!"
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Bot: "YOU'RE WAFFLING, CUT TO THE CHASE!"
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“Nothing you need to do” …??
So you just wanted to email out your embarrassment?
So you just wanted to email out your embarrassment?
May 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
“Nothing you need to do” …??
So you just wanted to email out your embarrassment?
So you just wanted to email out your embarrassment?
A glimpse at the future when we’ll all have to disclose … @poniewozik.bsky.social @nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A glimpse at the future when we’ll all have to disclose … @poniewozik.bsky.social @nytimes.com
News.com.au returning to polls of a more consequential nature.
May 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
News.com.au returning to polls of a more consequential nature.
Feeling blue, ingesting a cocktail of unnatural, noxious chemicals to cheer up. #notanad #grabbedthewrongbottle
May 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Feeling blue, ingesting a cocktail of unnatural, noxious chemicals to cheer up. #notanad #grabbedthewrongbottle
Guess the anonymised “cocksure MP” who “held on to his seat on Saturday night” …
May 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Guess the anonymised “cocksure MP” who “held on to his seat on Saturday night” …
Judith has some questions.
May 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Judith has some questions.
Hearing a lot of jibber jabber from mainstream politicians this election but nobody is SOLVING intractable problems with such breathtaking brevity like the Trumpets.
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hearing a lot of jibber jabber from mainstream politicians this election but nobody is SOLVING intractable problems with such breathtaking brevity like the Trumpets.
Stealing goats now, thinks he can steal the election, the hubris is astonishing.
April 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Stealing goats now, thinks he can steal the election, the hubris is astonishing.
Another politician refusing to be transparent.
@joshtaylor.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
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@joshtaylor.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
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April 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Another politician refusing to be transparent.
@joshtaylor.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
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@joshtaylor.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
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April 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“It only LOOKS LIKE you can’t retire and have to work forever. It’s totally fine.”
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April 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“It only LOOKS LIKE you can’t retire and have to work forever. It’s totally fine.”
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...
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April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Congratulations, this morning, to women and pandas. #budget2025
March 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Congratulations, this morning, to women and pandas. #budget2025
Ross is not mad, he’s disappointed. #budget2025
March 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Ross is not mad, he’s disappointed. #budget2025
But SHOULD they be freed?
March 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
But SHOULD they be freed?
… BETTY BUCKLEY. Betty. Buckley.
March 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
… BETTY BUCKLEY. Betty. Buckley.