Jas Easterly
@jaseasterly.bsky.social
13th Gen Virginian. I bow and scrape for no one—neither should anyone else. Dietrich Bonhoeffer fan. Summum Nec Metuam Diem Nec Optem. Mon Mothma’s old man. JET's Pop. NYU MFA—still writing 1st novel. Afghan War Vet. Journeyman lawyer—no problem too small.
Stephen hates the Statue of Liberty.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Stephen hates the Statue of Liberty.
Then you knock their teeth in. They will choke themselves out flailing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Then you knock their teeth in. They will choke themselves out flailing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I went ahead and made a few hundred of these, both in black-and-white and red and blue with white lettering. I’ve been dropping them off at Senator’s offices.
If you’re interested in one, DM me and I’ll mail it to you.
If you’re interested in one, DM me and I’ll mail it to you.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I went ahead and made a few hundred of these, both in black-and-white and red and blue with white lettering. I’ve been dropping them off at Senator’s offices.
If you’re interested in one, DM me and I’ll mail it to you.
If you’re interested in one, DM me and I’ll mail it to you.
…that Service members MUST refuse to obey illegal orders. DoD Directive 2311.01E. 2/4
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
…that Service members MUST refuse to obey illegal orders. DoD Directive 2311.01E. 2/4
Do you know what’s wildly inappropriate? Not following the DOD law of war program, which says…1/4
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Do you know what’s wildly inappropriate? Not following the DOD law of war program, which says…1/4
Targeting non-combatants is a war crime punishable by death. Just ask Höss.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Targeting non-combatants is a war crime punishable by death. Just ask Höss.
Projected onto the National Gallery are Epstein’s (and his gang of statutory rapists’/just rapists’) victims and survivors.
H/T to one of my magnificent and accomplished sisters who will remain nameless here.
H/T to one of my magnificent and accomplished sisters who will remain nameless here.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Projected onto the National Gallery are Epstein’s (and his gang of statutory rapists’/just rapists’) victims and survivors.
H/T to one of my magnificent and accomplished sisters who will remain nameless here.
H/T to one of my magnificent and accomplished sisters who will remain nameless here.
Hegseth hasn’t revoked DoD Directive 2311.01 — DoD Law of War Program.
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hegseth hasn’t revoked DoD Directive 2311.01 — DoD Law of War Program.
Sometimes I find crude jokes funny when they occur in the context of geopolitical/criminal intersectionality.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sometimes I find crude jokes funny when they occur in the context of geopolitical/criminal intersectionality.
I like Blue Sky because it’s the closest I can find to my previous experience on Twitter—before the shit-posters like this assclown started infecting it.
But it’s a personal experience and I can understand your point. To me adequate is better than nothing.
But it’s a personal experience and I can understand your point. To me adequate is better than nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I like Blue Sky because it’s the closest I can find to my previous experience on Twitter—before the shit-posters like this assclown started infecting it.
But it’s a personal experience and I can understand your point. To me adequate is better than nothing.
But it’s a personal experience and I can understand your point. To me adequate is better than nothing.
Speaking of etiquette, I can’t find any evidence that Glenn Youngkin has said anything the guy in the photo’s demolition of the East Wing. But he’s upset to whine about his successor who is going to can any MAGA fascist-friendly board members who don’t come to Jesus when appointing a UVA Pres.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Speaking of etiquette, I can’t find any evidence that Glenn Youngkin has said anything the guy in the photo’s demolition of the East Wing. But he’s upset to whine about his successor who is going to can any MAGA fascist-friendly board members who don’t come to Jesus when appointing a UVA Pres.
I believe the character in the Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” was named Dildo Bugger ( his cousin, Frito)
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I believe the character in the Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” was named Dildo Bugger ( his cousin, Frito)
The Nuremberg defense meets The Walking Dead.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Nuremberg defense meets The Walking Dead.
Elon should read Louise Glück
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Elon should read Louise Glück
I was just treated to a short explainer by the bleached hairdos why they don’t tip Starbucks employees because “they’re on a [sic] hourly salary.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was just treated to a short explainer by the bleached hairdos why they don’t tip Starbucks employees because “they’re on a [sic] hourly salary.”
Not even the fictional zombie apocalypse that debuted on AMC 15 years ago had gas prices that low.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not even the fictional zombie apocalypse that debuted on AMC 15 years ago had gas prices that low.
Matt’s education never progressed beyond schoolyard insults to critical thinking.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Matt’s education never progressed beyond schoolyard insults to critical thinking.
“I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
Voters took out their anger about Trump and his shutdown on GOP candidates. He should take most of the blame.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Voters took out their anger about Trump and his shutdown on GOP candidates. He should take most of the blame.
